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Farewell speeches

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''Unaccustomed to public speaking as I am ( pause for laughter) I would like to take the opportunity to thank you all for staying back after work to see me go. Thank you all for the presents but you really didnt have to.

I really dont know what to say , its been a good time over the last 25 years , starting before anyone arrives and going after everyone leaves fulfilled my ambition of putting rat droppings in the kettle and switching the Q and F around on the typewriters. I have seen many changes over the years from Mr Goldsack , who was a strict boss and one I looked up to, unlike the current dill who thinks 3 hour lunches with the girl from Personnel wont go unnoticed, oh and I heard she has an std. ''

I would probably stop after ''25 years''
 
Don't talk a lot about yourself, rather a very nice (or funny) but not unbelievable bullet statement about several persons in the audience will hold their attention ......waiting for their turn!;)

The less you say about yourself, and the more modest you are, the better you will be remembered! If you have to boast ....put someone else in
"I thank the boss who had the incredible trust and foresight to allow me to design and supervise building the harbour bridge all on my own"

If you want to be nasty.....just don't .....leave it as simply "Goodbye all! I go on to better things"
 

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Gasometer said:
How long do you think a farewell speech should last before it becomes self indulgent?

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You're not leaving us, are ya Gaso?
 
Shouldn't go any longer than one minute, you're leaving anyway
 
I really don't want to go, but you know what judges are like ..... bloody paedophile registration lists, what happened to "give a bloke a third chance"
 

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