Pregnancy & Parenting Farting Etiquette

[BotsMaster]

What situations are okay to let it out and others where you should hold it in?

 

[Billy ray]

If someone pulls my finger, i must let it out. Rule of life

 

[Deep]

Manure aisle at Bunnings

 

[ChappyUK]

I prefer shock and awe over silent and deadly.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

I got a low rating from an Uber driver once because I farted in his car. I tried to pretend the smell came from a truck in front of us but it didn't work.

 

[TubbsFarquhar]

This thread was also tailor made for Sooz.

 

[Wojcinski]

If I know it'll be silent I'll do it anywhere except at my desk at work or in the lifts. If I'm unsure on the volume I generally hold em.

 

[outabounds]

I was teaching a class once to some Year 9 students. I had massive tummy grumbling going on and needed to let rip. I waited for the bell and for the students to leave and then did a massive fart. To my surprise as I looked up, there was a quiet chinese girl who had not left yet. She said nothing.

 

[NaturalDisaster]

Trick is to fake cough or try to make yourself sneeze then fart at the same time.. sometimes you fart accidentally during a big cough or intense sneeze.. people will think you couldn’t help it

 

[the_interloper]

This thread was also tailor made for Sooz.

This is who I was expecting had started this tbh.

 

[Catfish Alley]

When I was younger and worked a supermarket it was the running joke that people on checkout would do it when people came trough with the bbq chickens. It hid the smell well enough apparently.

 

[Tadpole]

Where 'ere you be, let your wind go free.

 

[flashmanvc]

Better to have an empty house than a bad tenant.

 

[Beerfish]

I've been known to do a little crop dusting down some aisles at the supermarket if the conditions are right.

 

[PoppedCorn]

Anything goes at work and home
In a social setting if you cant sneak one out in coles and walk away from the mrs in a packed aisle it's not funny

 

[Power Raid]

the first few are just embarrassing



the last two, unacceptable

 

[Jonesy10]

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the first few are just embarrassing



the last two, unacceptable

The Marcia Hines one seems a little off, looks more like a reaction to accidentally dropping the name of Denton's show than farting.

 

[Gough]

He who smelled it dealt it.

 

[outabounds]

On another occasion, we were all having a staff XMAS lunch at work. All staff were in the one room having lunch, one of my mates went to reception put the PA microphone near his butt and let rip through about 50 speakers. I swear to god, I nearly wet myself laughing so hard.

 

[Plugger35]

Pro tip - if you're going to drop one in public then try and do it near a fat person as they'll usually get the blame for it instead of you.

On another occasion, we were all having a staff XMAS lunch at work. All staff were in the one room having lunch, one of my mates went to reception put the PA microphone near his butt and let rip through about 50 speakers. I swear to god, I nearly wet myself laughing so hard.

Epic prank, Sooz would be wetting herself if she reads that.

 

[TheWoodenSlug]

Pro tip - if you're going to drop one in public then try and do it near a fat person as they'll usually get the blame for it instead of you.



Epic prank, Sooz would be wetting herself if she reads that.

I reckon near a dog is even better. They can't exactly argue their case.

 

[Plugger35]

I reckon near a dog is even better. They can't exactly argue their case.

You can't do that in pubs or bars though as dogs aren't allowed in them, fat people are though.

 

[Beerfish]

You can't do that in pubs or bars though as dogs aren't allowed in them, fat people are though.

Sadly.

 

[Stevi_Tigers]

Wait for a packed lift and let it rip

 

[MatthewB]

I've been known to do a little crop dusting down some aisles at the supermarket if the conditions are right.

i often do that