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Girl bought a Maltese Shitzu, people told her it was amazing and cute, stupidest thing they could have done. It is a very common, boring dog.

Daily uploads of photos and videos. And it even got to the point where there was a profile made for it. She has slacked off now, I'm guessing because the posts were getting less and less likes.

extremely annoying.
 
Quivorir said:
People don't seem to understand you can chose your friends on facebook. You dont have to have the whiny little 12 year old talking shit every three minutes.
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Does that include you?

Quivorir said:
"is unreasonable exhausted after only 4 hours of work.. i don't get it!"

"just in case anyone else lost track... 9 sleeps till i leave, 10 till i get to Alice! :D" - This type of thing, at least twice a day

"just a warning to ppls, i have turned into an even bigger bitch than normal recently, and this behaviour is likely to continue for a cpl more weeks.. don't cross me because i will hold nothing back!"

"This is ******* bullshit!! I swear, if shit doesn't get sorted soon, I will be coming to Alice with the sole purpose of kicking someone's arse in less than 2 weeks."

"i want to be in alice already. i want to go out drinking with friends, for just one night, not worry about bills, forget the stress and all the issues from the last 3 months and just relax and come home with my boyfriend, not go to bed alone."

"wide awake and completely bored.. considering going for a drive but idk where? anyone else awake?"


Sall the same person.
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The "I'm so upset" ones are by far the worst. I take it upon myself to troll people who make them.
 

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Igloo said:
The "I'm so upset" ones are by far the worst. I take it upon myself to troll people who make them.
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You guys obviously don't have friends/family with young kids. Talk about nauseating, mundane shit! No one gives a **** if your child woke you up at 4am or spat a piece of carrot out. I have a two year old so it's not like I don't understand how cute you think it is but I know no one else gives a ****!
 
Yes yes yes x100 @ the 'I'm so upset' 'having the worst day' blabla statuses. Somebody always replies with 'whats wrong/what happened?' and the person replies 'oh nothing major, can't wait to see you tonite drinky drinks! xxoxoox' WTF?!?!?
 
radiojake said:
I get the feeling most of you have faecesbook (unintentional typo that I like so will keep!) in order to be annoyed by it!
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Being annoyed comes with the territory. I'm sure I'll occasionally post stuff that makes people question why they have me as contact, but it's probably rare because everything I post is solid gold.
 

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dales.girl38 said:
The worst ones I have are my extended family members - such bogans :( Well there are worse facebookers, but I can't really hide/delete my family members at the risk of a potentially awkward situation. Already happened once when I had hidden one of my cousins :p
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How does someone know if you've hidden them?
 
dales.girl38 said:
The worst ones I have are my extended family members - such bogans :( Well there are worse facebookers, but I can't really hide/delete my family members at the risk of a potentially awkward situation. Already happened once when I had hidden one of my cousins :p
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I wouldn't have thought people you hid would ever find out? I've hidden a few people, including a family member, but nothing's been brought up. As for dealing with annoying updates, you can simply hide them from your news feed, it's worked wonders for me :thumbsu:.
 
Jackfrost said:
You guys obviously don't have friends/family with young kids. Talk about nauseating, mundane shit! No one gives a **** if your child woke you up at 4am or spat a piece of carrot out. I have a two year old so it's not like I don't understand how cute you think it is but I know no one else gives a ****!
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My god yes. Alot of people I know have started having babies. And they post multiple times a day such mundane boring bullshit.

"Just relaxing after putting Lucas to sleep"

"Sienna just slept the entire night. I have such a good daughter"

"So tired after lucas was sick all night and wouldn't stop crying"

And they post about 2 photos per day. Each is exactly the ****ing same as the last. "oohhh he looks so much like his daddy"


Oh and like Igloo I take it upon my self to troll anyone who does the "I'm so upset" posts.
 
I bleed Blue said:
My god yes. Alot of people I know have started having babies. And they post multiple times a day such mundane boring bullshit.

"Just relaxing after putting Lucas to sleep"

"Sienna just slept the entire night. I have such a good daughter"

"So tired after lucas was sick all night and wouldn't stop crying"

And they post about 2 photos per day. Each is exactly the ******* same as the last. "oohhh he looks so much like his daddy"


Oh and like Igloo I take it upon my self to troll anyone who does the "I'm so upset" posts.
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I'll never understand why people think anyone gives a shit about their kids, they aren't unique diamonds that only you could spawn, they're the same shitting, vomiting, crying, ugly babies that everyone else can make, unless they're doing something funny enough to get 100,000 views on youtube they're no good to me.
 

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checkraiseulite said:
How does someone know if you've hidden them?
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If it's someone you have contact outside Fb, showing ignorance of something they posted may reveal it. I had that with a relative recently; he went on about some event which I had no idea about, and my lack of knowledge showed. When I checked his timeline, there were about a dozen posts on the event. Oops...

Now I make a token check of annoying relatives' timelines before seeing them in person.
 
Seems a lot of people have open access to their page & read others who they don't know in real life.

I have a facebook page, but only my family & friends can access it & I only read their pages, not some random strangers.
 
Unstable said:
The worst thing about this status is the replies, e.g. Why? Are you ok? Call me honey anytime and so on. And the person with status never replies back LOL
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Or they reply with "Don't want fb to know/it's personal, i'll inbox you xoxoxox."

Thendontputitonfacebookyoustupidcow!
 
Donners said:
If it's someone you have contact outside Fb, showing ignorance of something they posted may reveal it. I had that with a relative recently; he went on about some event which I had no idea about, and my lack of knowledge showed. When I checked his timeline, there were about a dozen posts on the event. Oops...
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At least you sort of have an excuse now:

Evidence suggests that the algorithm that determines which posts appear in your News Feed, called EdgeRank, has been tweaked so that posts are visible for under 15 per cent of your connections unless you pay.
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Read more: http://www.theage.com.au/technology/technology-news/how-not-to-win-friends-facebook-sneaks-in-fees-to-promote-posts-20121031-28j9r.html#ixzz2BIddTBrq
 
heres one from a "friend" of mine yesterday

Silly Bitch said:
Dear lady in front of me with the six screaming kids under the age of 9: You see that box of condoms that mysteriously appeared in your trolley? You are welcome.
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My reply
Mr Smooth said:
Dear stupid little tart, I didn't realise your six kids were perfect little angels that only speak when spoken to - oh thats right, you are a 27 year old living at home that apparently (judging by the lack of partner) no one wants to ****. maybe one day you'll too have 6 kids and see that it's not an easy job. mind your own freaking business
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last time i checked, my reply had 40ish likes
 

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