FB statuses decoded.

[____]

Being tagged at a location is the worst. It's just unnecessary and a way for people to brag about their lives.

And I feel it is an invasion of my privacy.

 

[Thistle]

STATUS - " Friends cull coming soon..."
DECODED - " I feel slighted atm and the first silly to post a smarmy comment is GAWWWWN "

Decoded- If you have survived I genuinely value you as a friend or still hope to some day have sex with you

 

[raven echo]

Being tagged at a location is the worst. It's just unnecessary and a way for people to brag about their lives.

How about when people find it necessary to tag themselves as being "at home"?

'Person A is at Home in my warm comfy bed'

No one gives a ****!

 

[dales.girl38]

I once had a girl I worked with who would check in herself and her boyfriend into 'mah bedddd', captioned 'cuddlez time '. She did not last long on my friends list.

 

[Bombers 2003]

How old is this moron?

inpreted
Im looking for a chick with no tittays,do you fit the bill
if you do,email
jayden@imafukingmoron.com

 

[Poseidon]

I'd be insulted if I was in bed with a girl and she whipped out her phone to check in on facebook or do anything. Unless you're ordering in some pad thai keep your phone away you filthy scrag.

I have someone on facebook who almost nightly posts that 'it's time for a drink' or that she's 'hitting the red wine' ffs we get it, you have a drinking problem you filthy scrag, HIDDEN.

Also guys on my facebook who constantly post about cars give me the shits. Constant statuses updating us on their latest mods, posting photos of their engines, tyres and other auto-related miscellanea. I'll admit I wish I had a better grasp of mechanical jargon but these guys take it too far, nobody gives a shit about your 1995 nissan skyline that you've spent all your yearly wages modifying and that sounds like my arse after a plate of Indian food. Just get real a car that doesn't require so much work you filthy scrags.

 

[WCErevival]

How about when people find it necessary to tag themselves as being "at home"?

'Person A is at Home in my warm comfy bed'

No one gives a ****!

Good way to give strangers your address too.

I tag myself at places. The only reason as it adds to the facebook map. Its to keep a track of places you have visited especially when you forget names

 

[treefingers]

status update from psycho on my newsfeed -


wow i thought X was a low campaigner but ****ing hell my god.. txts me everyy three days saying how much he loves me n is nothing with out me n the whole time ur tellin me u love me only lst night u were trying to pick up random bitches n thenn get them to tell me thanks for him n they will enjoy him.
X is the lowest of lowest people ive ever met i ****ed u off so many times nu always ran back wtf mate i swear to god ur not human mate n need help. 2 days ago it was please i love u im nothing with out you last night im so sorry i love you ur my everyting n now this when i did nothing but care about u, u get a random to tell me shit i never wanna hear.
what the **** is wrong with blokes y not just go put a knnife threw the chicks heart. how can u do this u shard ****ed lieing maggot.. ur the lowest of low mate ****ing wish i let eveyone come at ya. ****ing maggot of a thing thats gonns get his day real soon.

 

[raskolnikov]

"Oh my God I feel so sick" = "I'm going to chuck a sickie today".

 

[BotsMaster]

Same bish as my previous quote:
"After much consideration I have decided to go on a deleting spree. I think its very over due. Time to rid my life of more negativity and upsetting information/photos. If you cant see me by the end of the day Im sorry but it means I have deleted you, not saying I wont ever be friends with you again but I need to getting my mental health under order for my family is more important xx"

Taking the internet too seriously imo

 

[thecatattack]

I have a guy on my friends list and his statuses are constantly "I ****en hate everyone", "gonna have a bong", "anyone got some mull they wanna smoke with me?", "ur such a dog campaigner ur gonna got wats cumin 2 ya ya filthy dog".

 

[Black Diamond]

I have a few who put up statuses like "Gonna get a new tat. Any ideas?"

My suggestions aren't well received.

 

[liam_13]

I have a few who put up statuses like "Gonna get a new tat. Any ideas?"

My suggestions aren't well received.

Best response is " Get a tattoo of your most popular status ever so everytime you look at it, you are reminded of the time you peaked in life "
If you are somehow able to, always include a sincere thumbs up

 

[BotsMaster]

"I swear if after I do this deleting that people take too much offense and try to go me or make my life miserable then that's it. Will never be in touch again and will be happy to move away. Just saying is all. I'm perfectly fine but this is something I need to say."

 

[Jordie_tackles]

And I feel it is an invasion of my privacy.

Awkward when you say you cant be at one place then get tagged at another.......

 

[tb_fanboy]

"Like" for a tbh. Then they make a video that incorporates everyone who liked the status. Every girl is nice

lol, I'm getting lots of 'like for a tbh' followed by....like: nice , dislike: never met you in real life

 

[Rocky_Star_Pro]

Not sure if this has been posted. But:

(Insert female, usually around my age. Let's say 18, girls anywhere from 16-20+ years too) "OMG GIRLS HAV SUM RESPECT FOR YOUR SELVES STOP BEING WHORES AND ****ING EVERY GUY AT THE PARTY. YOUR PARENTS MUST BE SO PROUD YOUR A **** YOU DUMB BITCH"

Decoded: "I don't give a **** about what you did at the party, I just want some likes"

 

[Stratton_Gun]

lol, I'm getting lots of 'like for a tbh' followed by....like: nice , dislike: never met you in real life

seems like they are qualified to make a judgement then

 

[IceNine]

There's an unemployed bloke on my FB who has for the past few days been asking via many statuses for $500 to get his car out of impound. The last time his car was out of impound he drove it the next day, without a licence, and had it impounded again. I keep him around for a laugh.

 

[____]

Awkward when you say you cant be at one place then get tagged at another.......

Luckily hasn't happened to me yet.

 

[Simple Jack]

There's an unemployed bloke on my FB who has for the past few days been asking via many statuses for $500 to get his car out of impound. The last time his car was out of impound he drove it the next day, without a licence, and had it impounded again. I keep him around for a laugh.

It seems to me like anyone with the financial management skills to have $500 on hand wouldn't be caught dead giving that guy a cent.

Bummer for him.

 

[Cruyff14]

Does anybody else have people on their list that feel the need to tell us they love their partner 4 times a day?

 

[Hodge is God]

I don't know if I'm being rude or insensitive for posting this but..

"Its been exactly 1 year today that my life changed dramatically, that the only thing that i wish wouldnt happen, happened. Its been a war with my family ever since. and to have the person that did nothing wrong to cause this bullshit, to heear them say that they dont want to be here, its hard to hear and its hard to think of something on the spot to say to them. As a kid its not hard, but when you have these smal little dramas at home that is all one persons fault is bullshit. i havnt ever been the same kid i was. i dont usually get in as much trouble as i do now, i wouldnt have done or tried most of these things today. I would have been different, i would have been happier, alot happier...'

I mean.. do we care about your personal problems? Do you really need to tell us all?

 

[IceNine]

It seems to me like anyone with the financial management skills to have $500 on hand wouldn't be caught dead giving that guy a cent.

Bummer for him.

He just posted this - "=))))))))))"

The world works in mysterious ways

 

[I bleed Blue]

Not sure if this has been posted. But:

(Insert female, usually around my age. Let's say 18, girls anywhere from 16-20+ years too) "OMG GIRLS HAV SUM RESPECT FOR YOUR SELVES STOP BEING WHORES AND ******* EVERY GUY AT THE PARTY. YOUR PARENTS MUST BE SO PROUD YOUR A **** YOU DUMB BITCH"

Decoded: Im jelous that this girl rooted the bloke I was after at said party. So I am going to post on facebook to make me sound like I have higher morals even though I would have rooted him if I had the chance.

EFA