FB statuses decoded.

[Daytripper]

Translation: I want to sound like I am doing something about my life but the reality is all I do is make facebook status updates about how I am going to do something about my life.

 

[Bunk Moreland]

Translation: I want to sound like I am doing something about my life but the reality is all I do is make facebook status updates about how I am going to do something about my life.

Urrgh. I imagine facebook would be full of this shit around new year.

Funniest part is when you dig a bit deeper, these things are usually just written by some marketing knob trying to sell something.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

That's actually pretty good advice, pity the sort of people who will post it on Facebook are the least likely to follow it.

 

[raskolnikov]

The relationship ended not long after that, now all he's posting is suicide posts.

I would have put a reply along the lines of "I didn't see that coming".

 

[Super Hans]

Can I post a photo of someone from facebook or would that be against the rules? Would love to see how you guys could decode it. Will blur faces out if need be.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Can I post a photo of someone from facebook or would that be against the rules? Would love to see how you guys could decode it. Will blur faces out if need be.

Please do

 

[Stratton_Gun]

"Like this if ur going shoppo today"

Fellow FB users: I will be attending Westfield Shoppingtown later today and I am interested in who is keen in coming with me/meeting me there. For most of you, I couldn't care less whether you will be there but I feel the need to tell everyone that I am a sikunt slapper who will probably be hanging out the front having a smoke while wearing the bare minimum of clothes

 

[raven echo]

Not a status but people who post photos of food on Facebook piss me off.

I really don't give a toss about what meal you're having for lunch.

 

[Igloo]

Not a status but people who post photos of food on Facebook piss me off.

I really don't give a toss about what meal you're having for lunch.

And it almost always looks horrible.

 

[Cruyff14]

They have very good figures.

 

[Stratton_Gun]

Trust me lads, if you knew them you wouldn't touch them with a 20 foot pole.

Good to look at, baaaaaaad to touch.

haha why is that? they get a round a bit?
I had one girl like that at my school. biggest slapper going round there were even pics and vids going around to prove it when she was like 15

 

[Colin D'Cops]

I don't know about that haha. I'll take your word for it then.

 

[Super Hans]

haha why is that? they get a round a bit?
I had one girl like that at my school. biggest slapper going round there were even pics and vids going around to prove it when she was like 15

Yep. They're two of those people whose mindset is - if I get guys off they'll like me, if guys like me I'll get more facebook likes, if people like my status' and photos on facebook I'll be popular. Circle of life.

 

[wce4premiership]

Was going to post a copy paste of a status but could lead to trouble.
Basic gist - 'Casual lunch with a DIAMOND RING'

Ordinary translation - omg look at the size of the rock, bitches better be jelous and yet happy for me.

Considering the fact I know this girl has cheated on her soon to be husband numerous times when he's away, including trying to sleep with me and sending my best mate naked pictures for the past month trying to entice him over I'd say the translation is:

"I'm such a gold digging adulterous bitch, but my god if he buys me things and never finds out we'll live happily ever after"

 

[Colin D'Cops]

Sounds like a lovely lady

 

[wce4premiership]

Top Lass, what's even worse is that the Fiance's best mate knows about it all and says nothing, perhaps because he himself has been there? Met them on holiday, they're a weird bunch from Canberra, she was a bit of a looker though if I was drunker I might not have been able to resist!

 

[Colin D'Cops]

Haha geez, got herself in I nice situation there. Give her my number best wishes

 

[wce4premiership]

"Common United"

This always confuses me...common united what?

translation - Go Manchester United!!

 

[the fly]

Top Lass, what's even worse is that the Fiance's best mate knows about it all and says nothing, perhaps because he himself has been there? Met them on holiday, they're a weird bunch from Canberra, she was a bit of a looker though if I was drunker I might not have been able to resist!

If only you and the friends who know could conspire with the fiance so that it all blows up in her face on their wedding day.

 

[checkraiseulite]

If only you and the friends who know could conspire with the fiance so that it all blows up in her face on their wedding day.

agree. he should leave her there without ever telling her that he knew about her infidelity.

 

[wce4premiership]

That would be sweet, but to be honest I am not 'friends' with this group of people. I have just met them on holiday and had some nights on the drink with them, I don't care enough to make it my business, if it were happening to a mate of mine I would have stepped in long before this.

 

[Illinois Nazi]

That would be sweet, but to be honest I am not 'friends' with this group of people. I have just met them on holiday and had some nights on the drink with them, I don't care enough to make it my business, if it were happening to a mate of mine I would have stepped in long before this.

Even more reason to **** her over. Don't even have to worry about losing friends over it.

 

[Colin D'Cops]

Nuh if you've got no real vested interest in it, best to keep out of it. Other things to worry about, save hassles

 

[Jimmy1992]

Exactly this. Unless this guy is a complete dimwit, I'm sure he would have some sort of idea, but might not want to admit to himself. Either way, it will get sorted out, one way or another.

 

[wce4premiership]

He's a dimwit, there's no other way to put it.