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Couples on Facebook are shit! And it does come across as not quite being happy!

One guy is always posting about his beautiful GF/fiancé, next week asking if anyone has a spare room

Another quite recent couple; he works nights, she posts things like "bed is soooo empty without you" and "10 minutes, I miss you already!". Although these guys are pretty solid

Me, I only got around to posting my engagement about 3 months after the fact, when everybody knew...
 
Noobz0r said:
Friend of a friend (23yo female) who's profile I can see has the following photo albums:

**<3JanuuarryXX:)
<3 *..Febbruarry!!:)
*!mMMarcch..!!
:D..APriiil*xx

There is one for every month, but this is making my head hurt.

So many possible decodings, I'm secretly 13?
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I don't know why but reading this then seeing Kirk Van Houten's face in your avatar made me burst out laughing.
 
wce4premiership said:
Here's an example of one of those posts. This one is to Cadbury

"I recently bought a big bag of Buttons, & when I went home and opened the bag, the scene could be described as something of horror.

All I wanted was some edible chocolate, but that's clearly too much to ask for, I demand satisfaction. If suitable compensation is not sent to me, I know who you are. I know what I want. If you are looking for satisfaction, I can tell you I don't have any. But what I do have are a very particular set of cravings; cravings I have acquired over a very long career of eating. Cravings that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you compensate my chocolate buttons now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you......but not really.

I look forward to your reply.
Cathal Byron, still hungry."

12,192 Likes

What is the point of this? I see this post is more of a joke than some of the other complaint messages, but still, just **** off. These posts shit me and I can't hide them because whenever one of my stupid friends likes one it pops up in my news feed.
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Did not read but I get your drift.

Today I saw one to Subway where a guy posted a photo of a footlong with tape measure next to it, revealing the foot long was actually a mere 11 inches with the caption "that is all" I found it pretty funny, but annoyed at the same time that it got thousands of likes.
 

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Poseidon said:
Did not read but I get your drift.

Today I saw one to Subway where a guy posted a photo of a footlong with tape measure next to it, revealing the foot long was actually a mere 11 inches with the caption "that is all" I found it pretty funny, but annoyed at the same time that it got thousands of likes.
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Saw that one too, the thing annoyed me most about were all the comments. Same joke over and over again. Usually something along the lines of "Same size as me ladies ;)" - I wonder how long it took them to think of that joke? :rolleyes:
 
Anyone else have someone on their Facebook that always posts things from Lamebook, and tries to pass it off as themselves being funny?
Shits me.
 
the fly said:
I'm tempted to post a link to this thread on Facebook and then tag the main offenders.
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cross#4 said:
Productive day on tamponbook today.. If you haven't seen the new viral video, pray to God that you never do.
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My sister tried to make me watch it. I refused.
 

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I''lll soooooool dreuuuuunkkkkkkkk

Decoded: I'm an attention seeking bitch.

I love **** in my mouth!

Decoded: I hope people accept who I am.

"Person X" is so beautiful, he/she is the definition of beauty.

Decoded: Just a person I want to just ****.
 
I think just about every female I have on Facebook has written the status "everything happens for a reason" at some point. Plenty of guys too.

Lazy way to try and be deep.
 
grimface_87 said:
More hashtags on Facebook:



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That doesn't compete with this, to go with a photo of this girls dead fish still in it's bowl.

#r.i.p#nigal#bestfriend#missyoualready#loveyou#photogenic!!!
 
grimface_87 said:
More hashtags on Facebook:



and then a photo of said platter o_O
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People posting food in general is annoying the crap out of me lately.

*posts pic of salad* 'This is my dinner, trying to be healthy'

Translation - I'm pretending I'm eating well, but besides this salad, I'm having a plate of hot chips with a coke and a massive piece of cake afterwards.
 

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