I bleed Blue
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Only inside my own head.
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Shit call, fat, married and has a kid.
I bleed Blue
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The_Answer3
Club Legend
- Oct 3, 2012
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Wouldn't say it's overly brisk.
I am in the unfortunate situation of having a sister than constantly (literally 8-10 times per day) feels the need to post whatever springs to mine. I absolutely love her to bits, but her facebook persona is almost like a different person. Really tough situation to be in... Some from just the last 4 days:
Just bought (insert nephew's name here) a Peppa Pig PJ Set & full white Adidas Tracky! He's gonna look so adorable and pimpin', even if mummy is broke this week haha!! -
annoying because she owes me close to $200 and continually reminds me that she's going to pay me back, it's been close to 12 months..
Boredddddd
Spent the whole day in my PJs! Winning
Home made Butter Chicken & Pappadums to cure the sulks... Lets hope it cures these aches too! Good evening Captain Codeine ♥
Well ****!!
- followed by "? inbox?" and "You ok? here if you need someone to talk to". Her response is "Just sulking!! Thanks girls xx"
Needs a massage.. Stat.
Fresh Seafood with Avocado, Tomato, Red Onion, Balsamic & Parmesan Salad topped with a home made Tartare! YUM!
This child is pushing me to my limits today!!!!!!!!!!!
Just bought (insert nephew's name here) a Peppa Pig PJ Set & full white Adidas Tracky! He's gonna look so adorable and pimpin', even if mummy is broke this week haha!! -
annoying because she owes me close to $200 and continually reminds me that she's going to pay me back, it's been close to 12 months..
Boredddddd
Spent the whole day in my PJs! Winning
Home made Butter Chicken & Pappadums to cure the sulks... Lets hope it cures these aches too! Good evening Captain Codeine ♥
Well ****!!
- followed by "?
inbox?" and "You ok? here if you need someone to talk to". Her response is "Just sulking!! Thanks girls xx"Needs a massage.. Stat.
Fresh Seafood with Avocado, Tomato, Red Onion, Balsamic & Parmesan Salad topped with a home made Tartare! YUM!
This child is pushing me to my limits today!!!!!!!!!!!
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so a solid binary 1 yeah?
How old is she?I am in the unfortunate situation of having a sister than constantly (literally 8-10 times per day) feels the need to post whatever springs to mine. I absolutely love her to bits, but her facebook persona is almost like a different person. Really tough situation to be in... Some from just the last 4 days:
Just bought (insert nephew's name here) a Peppa Pig PJ Set & full white Adidas Tracky! He's gonna look so adorable and pimpin', even if mummy is broke this week haha!! -
annoying because she owes me close to $200 and continually reminds me that she's going to pay me back, it's been close to 12 months..
Boredddddd
Spent the whole day in my PJs! Winning
Home made Butter Chicken & Pappadums to cure the sulks... Lets hope it cures these aches too! Good evening Captain Codeine ♥
Well ****!!
- followed by "?
Needs a massage.. Stat.
Fresh Seafood with Avocado, Tomato, Red Onion, Balsamic & Parmesan Salad topped with a home made Tartare! YUM!
This child is pushing me to my limits today!!!!!!!!!!!
Nearly 31 unfortunately! It really shits me because she's one of the most intelligent and witty people I know, just the facebook "her" is a totally different person it seems. She's pretty fond of the use of hashtags in statuses too.
Marklar_33
Brownlow Medallist
When my sister posts crap on Facebook, I call her out for it. She does the same for me. We both pay out on mum. It's what family is for!
Igloo
Not a mod
My sister deleted me off Facebook because I laughed at what she posted...
I don't have my sister on FB. Don't want her knowing what I am up to (not that its much)
Only have brothers, thank god. My best mates sister though, is weird, normal person in real life, facebook is full of her calling somebody a bitch, before telling that person they know who they are (they probably don't) and even saying stupid things like "cross me again I'll **** you up stupid bitch" haha
Delete.
Delete.
Gave ******* a lil peep show today, flashed him me in my bikini while he was on the treadmill in the gym and i was walking past to get in the pool. He was sweating heaps after that haha
She's pregnant.
hahaShe's pregnant.
Oh man.
Some more of her gems
Only down fall of a relaxing swim is getting out of the pool and realizing how much weight im actually carrying. I have a big bubba lol
Such a big day. So good to lie down. This mumma is exhausted! <---------- SHE HASN'T EVEN GIVEN BIRTH YET.
No-one pervs on a pregnant woman
That sad moment when you feel like you don't know someone like you use to :-/
Just an update on my little tinkerbell.. She is measuring at 36 weeks so we are being sent for an ultrasound just to double check. I had a feeling she would be here earlier
She also posted a picture of her bare belly the other day. It is digusting.
Only down fall of a relaxing swim is getting out of the pool and realizing how much weight im actually carrying. I have a big bubba lol
Such a big day. So good to lie down. This mumma is exhausted! <---------- SHE HASN'T EVEN GIVEN BIRTH YET.
No-one pervs on a pregnant woman
That sad moment when you feel like you don't know someone like you use to :-/
Just an update on my little tinkerbell.. She is measuring at 36 weeks so we are being sent for an ultrasound just to double check. I had a feeling she would be here earlier
She also posted a picture of her bare belly the other day. It is digusting.
How have you not blocked her?
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After the baby is born I will, I only want to see it and that's it. Might even delete her. She takes the "what's on your mind" far too literally.
DrVanNostrand
Premiership Player
Pregnant bish's offspring is clearly Cruffy's.
God no.
Cruyff's then?
haha
Douchebag real estate agent attention whore is at it again
"Writing the most emotional letter! Tomorrow will be a big day! It's so hard to get the words right when this is so risky..."
Translation
"I'm doing something tomorrow that is nowhere near as important as I'm making people think, but please ask me what I'm writing so I can either a) respond that I can't talk about it so it seems serious and important or b) not respond all together to increase the suspense"
"Writing the most emotional letter! Tomorrow will be a big day! It's so hard to get the words right when this is so risky..."
Translation
"I'm doing something tomorrow that is nowhere near as important as I'm making people think, but please ask me what I'm writing so I can either a) respond that I can't talk about it so it seems serious and important or b) not respond all together to increase the suspense"