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The present - few people whinging about there weight and that they are fed up, they are going to the gym to lose this weight.

2 days later - They upload a pic of greasy chips and a table full of alcohol bottles.

2 days and 18 hours later - I'm never drinking again

Decoded - Im going to let you know what I am thinking about doing and hopefully you can all believe in me enough that I might do it, because I dont believe in myself
 

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I have a great mate who is always posting nondescript shit like "well that didn't go as planned" etc,.

I can't cut him off because who is one of my best mates, and this sort of shit only started in the last year. Pissing me off no end.
 
bkozican said:
The present - few people whinging about there weight and that they are fed up, they are going to the gym to lose this weight.

2 days later - They upload a pic of greasy chips and a table full of alcohol bottles.

2 days and 18 hours later - I'm never drinking again

Decoded - Im going to let you know what I am thinking about doing and hopefully you can all believe in me enough that I might do it, because I dont believe in myself
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That reminds me of the guys on YouTube who post videos of themselves eating pizza as entries in weight loss video diaries.
 
Hey everyone ... I'm going off Facebook for sometime .... I need to focus on myself for a while. I'm smiling but I need some quiet time for now ... If you would to follow my life through pics I'm on Instagram


I have my theory but anyone else wanna have a shot at translating this ??
 
NSWCROW said:
Hey everyone ... I'm going off Facebook for sometime .... I need to focus on myself for a while. I'm smiling but I need some quiet time for now ... If you would to follow my life through pics I'm on Instagram


I have my theory but anyone else wanna have a shot at translating this ??
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"Not enough people follow me on instagram, I bet I can fix that."
 
Someone who spends their whole life focusing on themselves postulating that spending more time on themselves might make their life more fulfilling. The reason for their recent relationship failure was clearly the poster and their partner spent too much time not focussing entirely on poster's every action and selflessness and entirely too much time spent on joint activities.
 
Recently I've been seeing A LOT of ppl airing their dirty laundry on Facebook .... That's cool it's totally your page .... What's not so cool is the ppl that u think are siding with you are laughing at you saying things like "geeeez who cares," grow up and deal with your issue privately." I have crap going on in my life too but I tell you what you don't see posting it here cause there's no need too!! You just look like a crazy person searching for attention PLUS bitterness will not help you, in turn it will make you worse, look like a compete idiot and eventually your friends get sick of hearing your shit that you lose them too! Instead work on yourself and try and do things that help heal you in a way more positive way TRUST ME you will feel better .... It's not your business how karma deals with them! Happy Sunday ppl
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Starts off as a crack at everyone.....but it's obviously aimed and 1 person
 

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Colin D'Cops said:
Got a distant cousin who complains and vents most days on FB (aged 25+), who I never speak to throughout the year.

Tempted to cut them off the system due to flooding my feed, but at the same time, don't want shit to hit the fan. Ahh
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I have a sister in law like this. Just block them from your feed and go over to their page occasionally and like a few status' so it seems like you are still reading all their rubbish.
 

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