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blues4flag said:
When my friend told me he saw my sister at the Peter Mac institute (working there at the time) and I replied jokingly, "what, do you have cancer?"

Now, I immediately regretted it as he obviously wasn't there for a gentle stroll through the hospital. Sure enough, turned out his father had been undergoing treatment and had passed away a fortnight earlier. I had no idea at the time (was overseas) and as you can imagine, felt like an absolute douche.
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Have you posted this in another thread because I swear I have read that before?
 
Me and a workmate were having a good laugh at work today when we found out that one of the guys that we work with, who I'll call Tom, had been fired. We never really liked the guy because he was always our old boss' favourite and never hesitated to let anyone know about it. We got a new boss a few weeks ago, who we could tell didn't like Tom. He began to sulk and became a real arseh*le over the past few weeks.

We were told today that Tom had been fired after not showing up for two shifts last week, even though he told our boss about it. Me and my workmate were stoked, joking about how we wouldn't have to work with the prick anymore.

We found out after our shift finished that his uncle died in a car accident last week and he has recently been told he has cancer, which was why he didn't show up to work last week.

feelsbaccsman
 
I don't get the "feelsbadman" v "feelsbaccsman" also why not make it a bit more Australian like "feellikeabitofa********mate"?

My feellikeabitofa********mate situation was when my younger brother was playing in his U15 football GF leading by less than a goal and the terribly young umpire gave a 50m penalty (which was technically there but not within the spirit of the game) to the opposition after the siren putting him in kicking distance of the goal, which he kicked . Then I along with others stormed the ground an proceeded to ripp shreads into this poor umpire. :(
never forgiven myself for that one, made worse by the fact my dad who was coach of the time said he saw him in the umpire changerooms after the game crying his eyes out. At least my Dad apologised
 

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Hoops said:
I don't get the "feelsbadman" v "feelsbaccsman" also why not make it a bit more Australian like "feellikeabitofa********mate"?

My feellikeabitofa********mate situation was when my younger brother was playing in his U15 football GF leading by less than a goal and the terribly young umpire gave a 50m penalty (which was technically there but not within the spirit of the game) to the opposition after the siren putting him in kicking distance of the goal, which he kicked . Then I along with others stormed the ground an proceeded to ripp shreads into this poor umpire. :(
never forgiven myself for that one, made worse by the fact my dad who was coach of the time said he saw him in the umpire changerooms after the game crying his eyes out. At least my Dad apologised
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If the umpire couldn't handle being abused he shouldn't be umpiring.

I refereed soccer from 13-20, copped countless abuse of certain coaches/parents all through that stage and all I used to do was laugh at them.
 
Piss Poor said:
Mine was when one of my mates dog just died and I said

"Yo Dog" what's up

and mate just starting crying.

and I was like Dog, what's a matter, "you dig".

Then he was like my dog just died dude.

and i was like, Oh I just dug my own grave.

roof roof roof roof roof
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irony being he probably dug his dog's grave
 
bloodstainedangel5 said:
"How do you fit 50 Jews in a car?"

"2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 46 in the ashtray."
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Unrelated to thread, but:

'How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car?

All of them.'
 
ShearMagic9 said:
If the umpire couldn't handle being abused he shouldn't be umpiring.
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He probably isn't any more.


I was in this internet thread once about ****s on Facebook, and someone posted a pic which turned out to be the sister of someone in the thread. Everyone thought it was hilarious at the time, but they all felt bad later.*





*People may or may not have actually felt bad.
 
One of my best mates lungs collapsed on a bus so he had to go to hospital.
I heard about it from him after he got out so already knew the story and all the technical details.

My parents and his parents were friends so we went over to his house afterwards to see how he was. My parents hadn't heard the story so he tells them, I having heard it all before basically dozed off.

It was a long winded and technical talk, so when I finished I instantly replied 'Cool story bro'.

He didn't care but it still felt bad.
 
Mate went to Scitech for a uni trip during summer school (I know wtf), some little kids were there as well and the lady that worked there poses some stupid question, list things that are good at holding water?

The kids reply with the usual answers, pool, bucket, sponge etc... my mate yells out Queensland... awkward silence... what too soon? Lulz feelsbaccsman.
 
was in history class in high school, and the teacher asked what sunk the titanic... guy yelled out "Jessica" who was the fat girl in class... everyone died laughing... I still find it funny to this day...but damn, she would've feltbadman
 

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RoJo Junior said:
Mate went to Scitech for a uni trip during summer school (I know wtf), some little kids were there as well and the lady that worked there poses some stupid question, list things that are good at holding water?

The kids reply with the usual answers, pool, bucket, sponge etc... my mate yells out Queensland... awkward silence... what too soon? Lulz feelsbaccsman.
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Probably too soon but that's a bloody good call. :D
 
Just remembered another. Had some sort of international day thingy at school in year 8 English where we got into groups and had to bring food in to class that was from a certain country. One of the kids in my group was of Egyptian heritage, so we chose that. I thought it would be a great idea, humourous and perfectly in theme, to bring in a bottle of "dirty water" (which was actually just water with brown sugar and some other edible shit dissolved in it).

Looking back on it, how racist can you get? Feelsbadman. Though recently discovered that the guy thinks I'm a dick, and he's a bit of a douchebag, so feelslessbadman.
 
rojo junior said:
mate went to scitech for a uni trip during summer school (i know wtf), some little kids were there as well and the lady that worked there poses some stupid question, list things that are good at holding water?

The kids reply with the usual answers, pool, bucket, sponge etc... My mate yells out queensland... Awkward silence... What too soon? Lulz feelsbaccsman.
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gotheswannies said:
was in history class in high school, and the teacher asked what sunk the titanic... Guy yelled out "jessica" who was the fat girl in class... Everyone died laughing... I still find it funny to this day...but damn, she would've feltbadman
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:d :d :d :d
 
Hey guise, it's Joey.

One time I sent out my level 64 Rattata who is in the top percentage of Rattata's. I used bite attack and killed Rub Dub's stupid Pidgey in one go! I felt bad that my rattata was so cool!

Ok, bye.
 

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reading cake posts.
 
Had Australia's largest Pub Crawl last night for O week. The line was absolutely massive and was probably ten people wide. I'm not one to really push in but I ****ing did it and got to the front in a matter of minutes accompanied by some female companions too. Life's great but I did feelindieman
 

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