Finish This Storey

[carlton_kid]

One day a man was walking to the shop when he saw a...

 

[NICK THE PIE MAN]

computer, he logged on to BigFooty, saw this topic. Thought it was sh*t, never came back again.
THE END

 

[carlton_kid]

then he decided to sign up..

 

[NICK THE PIE MAN]

and he called himself Carlton_Kid, and he decided that his purpose at BigFooty was to...

 

[carlton_kid]

make conterversy

 

[TheMase]

Originally posted by NICK THE PIE MAN
and he called himself Carlton_Kid, and he decided that his purpose at BigFooty was to...

annoy everyone. He decided that he got sick of this, and decided to go for a swim. He dived off the Harbour bridge and nobody ever saw him again.

That night Bigfooty had a huge party...

 

[carlton_kid]

then suddenly lionesss got drunk..

 

[TheMase]

Originally posted by carlton_kid
then suddenly lionesss got drunk..

and saw Carlton_%%% walk into the door. In her state she decided to go on a mass shooting spree, unloading 40 rounds, unfortunately all these went into Carlton_%%% ...

 

[NICK THE PIE MAN]

Originally posted by TheMase


annoy everyone. He decided that he got sick of this, and decided to go for a swim. He dived off the Harbour bridge and nobody ever saw him again.

That night Bigfooty had a huge party...

And PiesPremiers, although bragging to all of his BigFooty, failed to get any action. While Nick the Pie Man got with every BigFooty chick, and Spidey twice!
lol

 

[TheMase]

Originally posted by NICK THE PIE MAN


And PiesPremiers, although bragging to all of his BigFooty, failed to get any action. While Nick the Pie Man got with every BigFooty chick, and Spidey twice!
lol

And then Nick woke up, because he had been drunk and passed out, and realised he had dreamt the whole thing. The reality was that he sat in the corner by himself all night, because no one would go near him, except that Carlton fellow, before he was blown apart.

Nick then walked out the door tripping over Carltons body on the way, he fell into ...

 

[Fat Red]

Originally posted by NICK THE PIE MAN


And PiesPremiers, although bragging to all of his BigFooty, failed to get any action. While Nick the Pie Man got with every BigFooty chick, and Spidey twice!
lol

lol come on Dan, where's your comeback. (Not to me, to him lol, no using of confidential information lol)

 

[Fat Red]

has anyone else noticed how much Carlton's spelling has improved.

BTW mate it's "controversy"

 

[Thrawn]

Story time!

Orginally posted by TheMase

The reality was that he sat in the corner by himself all night, because no one would go near him, except that Carlton fellow, before he was blown apart.

Nick then walked out the door tripping over Carltons body on the way, he fell into ...

... a giant pit of his clones. Carlton_### now realises what a moronic tool he really is, and decides to shot himself in the head. However, he forgot to put any bullets into the gun in the first place. But suddenly someone from above (mainly me) closes and seals the pit. Seeing that Carlton_### is an immortal (never dies or goes away, and has endless usernames *lives*)... he is trapped with his 100 other selfs for ever!

fin

 

[NICK THE PIE MAN]

Originally posted by TheMase


And then Nick woke up, because he had been drunk and passed out, and realised he had dreamt the whole thing. The reality was that he sat in the corner by himself all night, because no one would go near him, except that Carlton fellow, before he was blown apart.

Nick then walked out the door tripping over Carltons body on the way, he fell into ...

but that was a dream that Nick had, but everything happened, and he woke up, and sleeping next to him was Lioness 22..lol

 

[carlton_kid]

then nick found out that hewasnt wearing any pants

 

[Thrawn]

Originally posted by carlton_kid
then nick found out that hewasnt wearing any pants

With that, Nick was horrified that Carlton_### has taken his pants off. He told Lioness22 that he'll be back... so with that, Nick went downstairs, took his shotgun, aligned the shotgun so the tip of the nozzel would be touching Carlton_###'s mouth and blasted Carlton_###'s head off "And I thought you'd spent your eternity with your clones" Nick shouted... but then he realised that this was just another clone of Carlton_###, and the original had been sealed in a pit with his other clones anyway. He then apologized to Lioness about the noise, and went back to bed, ignoring the blood all over the floor and the disembodied head lying there.

Meanwhile, in the pit where the original Carlton_### is stuck with his clones, he shouted...

 

[NICK THE PIE MAN]

"YOU HAVE WON THIS ROUND NICK, BUT THE GAME HAS JUST BEGUN!!!" Nick came down again while Carlton_### was still laughing and shot him in the head
But again was a clone, Nick became frustrated and yelled"WOULD THE REAL CARLTON_### PLEASE STAND UP?!"

 

[carlton_kid]

so this wonderful boy stood up and said..

 

[mantis]

Originally posted by carlton_kid
so this wonderful boy stood up and said..

Your dead, end of story for you.

 

[carlton_kid]

Originally posted by mantis


Your dead, end of story for you.

but then johnnie banned collingwood supporters from aussieland

 

[Thrawn]

Originally posted by carlton_kid
so this wonderful boy stood up and said..

Carlton_###: "I am a total pathetic moron and idoitic ******, and I wear womans underwear. I also like to hump whales and eat from my rubbish bin... I found a deat rat in there once and used it as teddy bear! I also like to be annoying, stupid and obsessed with myself. I also like to spam, and annoy everyone at BigFooty! I am also the best in the world, and no one can beat me! I am the best! I am a moron! I am the best! I will ruin BigFooty!"

BigFooty: *laughs hysterically to a point where they can no longer breathe, and as a result of that heavy laughter, Carlton_### became terrified and started crying for mummy*

He never showed up at BigFooty ever again after that incident.

 

[carlton_kid]

suddenly thrawn strarted getting very pushy and vying to be moderator, so he did the unspeakable..

 

[Thrawn]

Originally posted by carlton_kid
suddenly thrawn strarted getting very pushy and vying to be moderator, so he did the unspeakable..

... he deleted each and every one of Carlton_###'s threads and posts on the board that he is moderating. Everyone cheers at his fine work... and that there are no signs of Carlton_### anywhere on the board at all. From then on he moderates fairly and deletes posts if they are spam ones. But one day Carlton_### came back to BigFooty and said...

 

[carlton_kid]

blueys appointed me the moderator..

 

[Bulldog1954]

Originally posted by carlton_kid
blueys appointed me the moderator..

Good idea Bluey.