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Cyclops

Brownlow Medallist
Oct 25, 2001
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Northern Suburbs
AFL Club
Collingwood
Other Teams
IOM Gyms, Preston Nth End
May I post in your forum?

Well its that time of year again, when the Pies and Bombers contest the Fat Rats Clacker Cup, aka the Priority Pick Elimination Final. Its a hum-dinger this year with a host of stars lining up-on the sidelines.

Didak is out for us, so Essendon players won't have to wear stud-proof vests on their chests to protect against "accidental" mule-kicks.

Hird is probably out for your mob, so there'll be a lot of confused magpie fans looking for some blonde player to abuse. Is there any chance he could do a lap of the ground in a spit proof car before the first bounce so we can get it all out of our systems? Maybe we could whack a blonde wig on Bolton and toss him into the Pies cheersquad to be torn asunder.

I'm looking forward to the losing coach's response. If the Pies lose, Mick will be angry angry ANGRY, because some minor official mucked some minor detail up (not that it affected the result, I'm not saying that, its just there's 22 young blokes out there giving their all, and you hate to see [tears form] all that effort [sobs]...).

If the Bombers lose I expect Sheedy to produce documents proving Australia was discovered and colonized by the Portugeuse in the 16th century, as well as a performing monkey, a slide show of his last visit to Guatemala and a Rubick's cube (all of which will completely fill the sports pages for the next 7 days).

Anyway I hope we put up a good fight and we can make a decent game of it. Good luck and may the trweam who least needs the draft picks win.
 
cyclops, they should preserve you cryogenically for being the only pies supporter that can have a laugh about their own team

all hail cyclops
 

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Nice work! Geoff (aka macpie) could certainly learn a thing or two......

If anyone wants to lend a hand I'll happily throw bolts to the wolves, I mean cheersquad.
 
Cyclops said:
Anyway I hope we put up a good fight and we can make a decent game of it. Good luck and may the team who least needs the draft picks win.

You watch us load up in the forward line. The sight of zantuck, henno and bolton taking key positions in the forward half will send a shudder through the hearts of all pro-tanking pies fans.
 

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