FTA-TV First Date Part 1 - cont in Part 2

[Shell]

Lol 155kg is in your bra babe

 

[Pugsley]

'So... when do you start being more comfortable?'

Did I hear that right?

Give me a few hours, an excessive amount of alcohol and we'll discuss it over a nightcap [emoji33]

 

[dumb]

Melvin was ****ed the moment he tried to play games with his job. Gave her nothing to talk about and came across as a w***er.

 

[HBF]

Melvin getting worse and worse.

 

[akkaps]

Jessica just rolled her eyes at him.

This is getting fun.

 

[Orange Agent]

Melvin seems like a control freak.

 

[Pugsley]

I wanna nestle my head in between her breasts and have a snooze

I'd do the same.

 

[Shell]

To all the single people in this thread, how would you answer that q "why are you single".

 

[Orange Agent]

To all the single people in this thread, how would you answer that q "why are you single".

Dont mix well with others.

 

[akkaps]

To all the single people in this thread, how would you answer that q "why are you single".

'I don't know'.

But the real answer is something similar to the above.

 

[Orange Agent]

The guy on the first date is the biggest pig of an eater.

 

[HBF]

Interesting pickup line.

 

[JackNah_8]

Ohh splitting the bill

 

[Pugsley]

Hey bunny, do you go off like a rabbit ? *Shadi*

 

[HBF]

Going Dutch.
Ouch.

 

[akkaps]

Why is she asking him about payment? Just expect him to pay.

 

[Shell]

Yeah I dont think she liked that when he split it.

 

[akkaps]

Figured, when he went to split the bill.

 

[Pugsley]

Yeah I dont think she liked that when he split it.

I'm old fashioned that way. Man pays.

 

[HBF]

At least he didn't answer it.

 

[Shell]

At least he didn't answer it.

He did everything right there- reject call, apologise, turn phone off, sorry again.

And she still looks pissed wth..

(altho he should have had it on silent in the first place.. like the dickhead in my movie cinema the other day. I mean FFS THEY HAVE AN AD TELLING YOU TO TURN OFF THE ****ING MOBILE).

end rant

 

[JackNah_8]

At least he didn't answer it.

I thought he would

 

[akkaps]

(altho he should have had it on silent in the first place.. like the dickhead in my movie cinema the other day. I mean FFS THEY HAVE AN AD TELLING YOU TO TURN OFF THE ****ING MOBILE).

Don't worry, I've had people answer phone calls in cinemas, and refuse to put the phone down when I tell them to.

 

[Shell]

TheFreshBanana where are you

 

[Shell]

Don't worry, I've had people answer phone calls in cinemas, and refuse to put the phone down when I tell them to.

I'm pretty sure a woman got shot in the States telling someone to get off their phone in a movie cinema. Thats the crazy USA for you tho..