FTA-TV First Dates - Part 5 - Back to the Repeats

[Shell]

Wheres my burrito where's my burrito

 

[74561347]

Where is everyone im boooored. Been awake since 6.30

Ive really gotta do something about these blinds

is your window still open

 

[Shell]

Yeah... wide open. Waiting for a sexual predator to climb right in

 

[Shell]

No you drop kick, its my blinds they offer no protection from the awful sun at 6am

 

[Shell]

**** you son of a bitch neighbour on the axel grinder or something similar.


SHUT. THE. ****. UP

 

[Shell]

I swear to ****ing god. I hate living near this ****ing dickhead. ALWAYS on the ****ing tools.

I wanna ****ing throttle the bastard

 

[Shell]

I swear. DIYers can eat shit.

 

[Shell]

End rant thanks for listening

 

[Shell]

Ive jacked up the volume on the TV. Sorry other neighbours but too fking bad.

 

[Shell]

You wanted to mention Neil Mitchell

 

[Shell]

I think he's stopped now.

Or taken a break for lunch

 

[Shell]

Im gonna stick with Ranos. Ive watched 2 seasons each of the other shows so it makes sense. Afterwards tho ill then do a rotation

 

[Kram]

Dead set my mum is smart in most other regards but she is an absolute moron to do with anything to do with the share market.

 

[Kram]

FMD I'm the bad cop and it hasn't worked, I'll get bro to be the 'good' cop this week to try and get through.

 

[kozi]

Dead set my mum is smart in most other regards but she is an absolute moron to do with anything to do with the share market.

Tell her take 40 grand from the bird feeder and dump it in Webistics

 

[Shell]

No tell her to invest in pumpkins

 

[Shell]

I got a feeling they'll peak sometime around February

 

[Shell]

Spazz Cat you out of BF prison yet?

 

[Shell]

I guess not..

I'm going to assume this is a one week ban and you'll return in a few days

 

[Shell]

I cant believe they/Basil ****head didnt let the coach speak last night.

At the time I didnt notice, but.. damn I'd be filthy

 

[Shell]

Just watched the 5pm news. I reckon the saddest sight was seeing just a handful of Melbourne supporters around the MCG embracing.

It's like- thats not how it should be.

I know Geelong are miles away from it now, so it'd be perfect if it was Melbourne v another Vic team*, at the G, packed to the rafters, next year.



*not Essendon.

 

[Shell]

/sorry Troy

 

[Shell]

I'm watching Cheating Hitler part II right now.

But i cant help but laugh at this dudes name, the one who hid in the woods.

"Maxwell Smart"

 

[Shell]

You cannot make this shit up...

Doesnt even sound like a Jewish name???

 

[Shell]

Is a fantastic doco tho, if anyone sees this post- its on SBS, just started