FTA-TV First Dates - Part 5 - Back to the Repeats

[Shell]

Wtf.

 

[Shell]

This guy's a deadset moron

 

[Shell]

An acid fuelled boat ride with a lunatic AND a river of chocolate

Best day ever

And the flying glass elevator

 

[Kram]

And the factory is run by a group of differently coloured people who the owner imported from 'loompaland' who work for food and don't seem to be able to leave

Is it cancelled yet.

 

[Shell]

#freetheoompaslaves

 

[74561347]

Its not old mate wonkas fault, with staff shortages right now he's just trying to fill the gaps as best he can

 

[74561347]

Is it cancelled yet.

Surprised it isn't. It also has no gender diverse kids and everyone is white

 

[Shell]

Surprised it isn't. It also has no gender diverse kids and everyone is white

At least the kid from the severely under privileged socioeconomic background comes out on top

 

[Shell]

And not the spoilt fat Nazi

 

[Kram]

Surprised it isn't. It also has no gender diverse kids and everyone is white

Don't worry there will no doubt be some tofu eating neck beard out there working hard on it.

 

[74561347]

And not the spoilt fat Nazi

Can't say fat Nazi these days.

Have to say 'and not the spoilt body positive belief diverse them'

 

[Taylor Moss]

*not seen Willy Wonka

 

[74561347]

That's not surprising. Apart from the golden ticket competition he hasn't been seen in public in like 25 years

 

[Shell]

*not seen Willy Wonka

Read the book its a million times better.

And not as weird.

 

[Shell]

What is it about fish n chips.

As soon as you finish the meal you just want moreeeeeeeee.

One day im just going to go mental and order 55 dim sims and lots of potato cakes.

 

[Shell]

Can't say fat Nazi these days.

Have to say 'and not the spoilt body positive belief diverse them'

I'll say Nazi whenever i like.

 

[Shell]

*unless there are some actual Germans itt who are offended, then I'll stop.

 

[74561347]

Don't think there's many germans in the tv thread of an Australian football forum so I think your free to say it as much as you like

 

[Shell]

One time we were on the train going to the G, getting off at Richmond... and i could overhear some Germans chatting away.

We all get off at the same stop and I mutter "what are you doing; Poland's that way". Only my bf at the time could hear me, luckily.

 

[Taylor Moss]

What is it about fish n chips.

As soon as you finish the meal you just want moreeeeeeeee.

One day im just going to go mental and order 55 dim sims and lots of potato cakes.

Only if it’s good. Some rubbish F&C joints around. (Hunky Dory especially)

 

[Shell]

Only if it’s good. Some rubbish F&C joints around. (Hunky Dory especially)

I'm down the beach. It's good.

 

[troybe]

KFC ran out of chicken near me last night haha


Sent from my Louis Vuitton Jaffle Maker

 

[Taylor Moss]

KFC ran out of chicken near me last night haha


Sent from my Louis Vuitton Jaffle Maker

Coles Port Melbourne out of bacon. Like all bacon. Plenty of toilet paper, but no bacon

 

[Shell]

Bacon is overrated

 

[Shell]

Barty doing it easy in Adelaide atm