FTA-TV First Dates - Part 5 - Back to the Repeats

[74561347]

Genuinely laughing rn.. shall laugh all the way to maths.

I'm glad I could be a ray of sunshine on a rainy day

 

[Shell]

After that class I wish I/we/the state of Victoria could still ****en strap the kids.

 

[74561347]

After that class I wish I/we/the state of Victoria could still ****en strap the kids.

Why bad?

 

[74561347]

Last presenter of the day and.....f**king PowerPoint doesn't work so instead of doing the 5 minute talk without it, let's waste everyone f**king time for 30 minutes and go home late

 

[Shell]

Why bad?

Just general shits.

My p6 class was a dream tho.

 

[Shell]

Last presenter of the day and.....f**king PowerPoint doesn't work so instead of doing the 5 minute talk without it, let's waste everyone f**king time for 30 minutes and go home late

The absolute worst are the knobs who won't stop asking questions or making their own comments, thus holding everyone else back.

 

[74561347]

The absolute worst are the knobs who won't stop asking questions or making their own comments, thus holding everyone else back.

Luckily there was only one of those people but it was still bad because he was very loud and the size of a large world war 2 battleship

 

[74561347]

There's a day for everyone today!

National men's grooming day for w***ers

National ice cream pie day for people who are only morbidly obese 'because of my thyroid condition'

Hawaiian shirt day for gays or big fat party animals

Pilot noir day for people who enjoy National men's grooming day

World breast cancer research day because boobies are pretty great

National mail order catalog day for old people who think the internet is that mesh webbing that used to be in sports shorts

National couples day for people who think that one shared personality is a great substitute for being interesting

National fajitas day for people who have decided their toilet has been bad and must be punished

And

National bad poetry day for people who think that 'roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun now get in my van' is a top quality pick up line

 

[Shell]

Lol their toilet has been bad and must be punished

 

[Shell]

National bad poetry day for people who think that 'roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun now get in my van' is a top quality pick up line

...... how you doin'?

 

[Shell]

Aw only one famous birthday today. A sad one...



He was a surfer, a dancer and a ghost.

 

[Shell]

And yesterday's one was Sean Penn

 

[74561347]

...... how you doin'?

I happen to be one of those people who thinks it's a great pick up line

 

[Shell]

There's a day for everyone today!

National men's grooming day for w***ers

National ice cream pie day for people who are only morbidly obese 'because of my thyroid condition'

Hawaiian shirt day for gays or big fat party animals

 

[74561347]

Aw only one famous birthday today. A sad one...



He was a surfer, a dancer and a ghost.

Patrick swayze

I so smart

 

[Shell]

Aka the hottest man on earth during his Dirty Dancing and Ghost era.

 

[Shell]

 

[Shell]

Ok got some more birthdays-

Henry G. Sanders, Martin Mull, Denis Leary, Madeleine Stowe, Felipe Calderon, Craig Bierko, Everlast, Masta Killa, Edward Norton and Malcolm-Jamal Warner.


Nfi who any of those are except for Norton and Craig Bierko

 

[74561347]

Aka the hottest man on earth during his Dirty Dancing and Ghost era.

He's good, but he's no macgyver eating an ice cream

 

[74561347]

 

[Shell]

Pass.

 

[74561347]

Pass.

Macgyver could make you change your mind using only duct tape, a paperclip and an empty coke can

 

[Shell]

Still pass.

 

[Shell]

that's better

 

[Shell]

lol

https://www.news.com.au/entertainment/celebrity-life/royals/prince-of-wales-slammed-for-not-coming-to-australia-for-fifa-womens-world-cup-final/news-story/a282cf79ad509d717fc20f6fdd69dda1