FTA-TV First Dates - Part 5 - Back to the Repeats

[Shell]

Match point for Woza

 

[Kram]

Have switched over to Shark Tank

I thought this must have been a show about people running a Sea World or something until I googled it.

 

[Shell]

And were going to a tiebreak

 

[74561347]

Where are you going?

Melbourne for doctors appointment.

Them back same day because I go to work tomorrow like an idiot

 

[Shell]

No doctors in Canberra?

 

[Kram]

Coles or Woolies better ****in have salmon tins on special when I'm in Perf this weekend.

 

[Shell]

They are the best.

I can't remember the last time I lowered myself and bought a can of tuna.

 

[74561347]

No doctors in Canberra?

It's a yearly check up appointment

But last one, don't have to go back, I'm fantastic apparently

 

[Shell]

Well that's good

 

[Shell]

I still can't believe you had to travel so far. I used to do interviews for Camp America. I'm fairly certain ppl who wanted to participate in the program had to come from Tasmania and South Australia to Melbourne to do the VISA application at the American Embassy.

Like **** that. Was very lucky I never even had to travel the 1 hour to the embassy to do the in person interview.

 

[74561347]

I still can't believe you had to travel so far. I used to do interviews for Camp America. I'm fairly certain ppl who wanted to participate in the program had to come from Tasmania and South Australia to Melbourne to do the VISA application at the American Embassy.

Like **** that. Was very lucky I never even had to travel the 1 hour to the embassy to do the in person interview.

If I win powerball this week I'm buying a plane so I don't have to hang out with the general public.

But I have been asked to sit in the exit row on the flight back so I get to go in the priority boarding line, so there is that

I always say yes to the exit row and helping people but the reality is if there is an emergency im leaving first and helping NO ONE

 

[Shell]

Man I havent been on a plane since 2016, when I did a Top Deck from Cairns to the Gold Coast.


I do not miss flying at all, it can cagf'd.

 

[Shell]

Especially the long hauls. But honestly I think Melb > Perth is a really long flight so..

 

[Shell]

If I win powerball this week I'm buying a plane so I don't have to hang out with the general public.

My brother could fly it for you.

 

[74561347]

My brother could fly it for you.

Is he competent?

And will he work for minimum wage?

 

[Shell]

Is he competent?

And will he work for minimum wage?

Well he's never crashed once.

And no probably not.

 

[Shell]

This is him, my brother the pilot

 

[Shell]

This was his most recent landing..

 

[74561347]

This is him, my brother the pilot

He looks exactly like the kind of individual I want in charge of my airborne party palace

 

[Shell]

He looks exactly like the kind of individual I want in charge of my airborne party palace

This one can be the co-pilot

 

[Shell]

If I had the cash, I wouldnt go jet. I'd go super yacht all the way.

 

[74561347]

I'm going to rip out all the seats and turn it into a roller disco

 

[Shell]

If you need to fly, first class provides enough of a buffer from the unwashed and criminals in economy. Imo.

 

[Shell]

I'm going to rip out all the seats and turn it into a roller disco

Have you seen the movie Soul Plane?

 

[74561347]

If I had the cash, I wouldnt go jet. I'd go super yacht all the way.

I'd do that or train. I hate flying