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"She makes me feel really good, about being a dumb sl*t" 
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FTA-TV First Dates - Part 5 - Back to the Repeats
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The random chick being interviewed. LOL"She makes me feel really good, about being a dumb sl*t"
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What about /clapclap BANNANAS!!!
That was MINE!
That was MINE!
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So want to have a smoke and watch some eps of that tonight. Don’t think the admiral will be keen though
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If I had to rank them in order I'd go..
Santo > Rob> Tony > Tommy G > Mick > Jason/Jane >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Judith.
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Yep Rob/Santo the clear top 2. They carried that show
Judith Lucy was just a campaigner back then and still is. Her head, voice and just everything shits me to no end
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In fact my image of hell is pretty much being forced to watch Judith Lucy stand up 24/7
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Sometimes- Ill give her credit, on The Late Show she could be funny. But I reckon its obvious its just cause she was working with such a great team. Otherwise, yes 100% total campaigner and annoying af.
Santo I had a crush on.
Rob is just a dead set genius.
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Did you see her on Rove? Not original Rove- but that more recent version he did and it was cancelled after like 3 weeks?
She was the voiceover type person on that show (i know- the ****) and.. omg. She was ****ing hopeless.
/and i only watched maybe 10 mins collectively.
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yeah, im fairly uncultured
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Like I said. It lasted a few weeks.
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Im trying to find you one of my all time fave greatest sketches.
But i cant find it.
Jane Kennedy goes on Sale of the Century and Mick, Jason and Tony Barber are outside in a van "helping her" thru an ear piece.
Absolute pisser.
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Definitely give it a go. Plenty just on YT
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Jason: But when I look at Janey, I think of her as our… “special” friend.
Mick: And let’s face it, it’s good to have special friends. I mean, Mike Willesee, he had a special friend…
Both: Quentin…
Mick: Jeff Fenech, he had a special friend…
Both: Con…
Mick: And we’ve got a special friend…
Both: Jane!
Mick: And let’s face it, it’s good to have special friends. I mean, Mike Willesee, he had a special friend…
Both: Quentin…
Mick: Jeff Fenech, he had a special friend…
Both: Con…
Mick: And we’ve got a special friend…
Both: Jane!
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Not sure I had a clear cut fav but this is right up there
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Yeah most Shitscared are brilliant.
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Tony’s Backing Tape Blues:
Well, I’m feeling down and dejected, I’m on heavy medication
I’m singin’ in this accent with no real justification
But it ain’t my baby leavin’ me that’s left me in the pits
It’s trivial insignificant things that are givin’ me the shits
I got those “stuck at the traffic lights behind a guy who’s lookin’ for a tape and doesn’t realise that the lights have gone green” blues.
I got those “in the supermarket with a magazine you can’t convince the checkout girl you bought somewhere else ’cause you threw the receipt away” blues.
I got those “suddenly remembering your video won’t tape the footy ’cause the tape you’re usin’s got that little plastic tab removed” blues.
I got those “in the shower hopin’ the hot water won’t run out before you find out if there’s somethin’ in the upside down shampoo bottle” blues.
I got those “standing at a party with an old friend whose name you cannot remember and having to introduce her to somebody else” blues. I hate that!
I got those “in the washroom at McDonald’s, turning on the tap too hard and spraying water on your pants so it looks as if you’ve pissed yourself” blues.
I got those “putting your bins out on a public holiday and noticing that you’re the only one and thinkin’ that maybe the garbos aren’t working today and taking your bins back inside so that you don’t look like a dick and then the next morning you wake up and the street is full of empty bins” blues.
And finally, I got those “trying to pretend that you are playing the guitar on national TV when it’s obvious you’re miming to a backing tape” blues.
Thanks very much, that’s the Backing Tape Blues for ya.
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Well, I’m feeling down and dejected, I’m on heavy medication
I’m singin’ in this accent with no real justification
But it ain’t my baby leavin’ me that’s left me in the pits
It’s trivial insignificant things that are givin’ me the shits
I got those “stuck at the traffic lights behind a guy who’s lookin’ for a tape and doesn’t realise that the lights have gone green” blues.
I got those “in the supermarket with a magazine you can’t convince the checkout girl you bought somewhere else ’cause you threw the receipt away” blues.
I got those “suddenly remembering your video won’t tape the footy ’cause the tape you’re usin’s got that little plastic tab removed” blues.
I got those “in the shower hopin’ the hot water won’t run out before you find out if there’s somethin’ in the upside down shampoo bottle” blues.
I got those “standing at a party with an old friend whose name you cannot remember and having to introduce her to somebody else” blues. I hate that!
I got those “in the washroom at McDonald’s, turning on the tap too hard and spraying water on your pants so it looks as if you’ve pissed yourself” blues.
I got those “putting your bins out on a public holiday and noticing that you’re the only one and thinkin’ that maybe the garbos aren’t working today and taking your bins back inside so that you don’t look like a dick and then the next morning you wake up and the street is full of empty bins” blues.
And finally, I got those “trying to pretend that you are playing the guitar on national TV when it’s obvious you’re miming to a backing tape” blues.
Thanks very much, that’s the Backing Tape Blues for ya.
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Tommy g's newsdesk went alright
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Also the dinner party when Rob has that big fake wig on trying to one up everyone
“Giving birth was on of the most touching experiences of my life”
“Well you’ve clearly never climbed Mount Everest then”
“Giving birth was on of the most touching experiences of my life”
“Well you’ve clearly never climbed Mount Everest then”
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Molloy's rants are classic.
And remember this is all LIVE to air.
And remember this is all LIVE to air.
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"No Monica Sele's type of stab either"
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That is so wrong lol
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Ah god I’m pissing myself like a little school girl. Unlocked some funny ass memories
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