FTA-TV First Dates - Part 5 - Back to the Repeats

[Shell]

Whoa ****en massive drop. 15 plus a mystery prize

 

[kozi]

i respect anyone who rocks a mullet wig

Had to google image that. Take me back to the 90’s pls

 

[kozi]

If you commit a murder- legit best way to dispose of the body is water. Dont bury dont burn- water washes away all evidence and quite quickly.

Thats why the Green River killer got away with it for so long

Sopranos taught me that. Bricks are the most efficient weight

 

[Shell]

Had to google image that. Take me back to the 90’s pls

1995-2005 was the best imo.

We had like mobiles and shit but it was before all the insta twitter rubbish ppl are now hooked on 24/7

 

[74561347]

If you commit a murder- legit best way to dispose of the body is water. Dont bury dont burn- water washes away all evidence and quite quickly.

Thats why the Green River killer got away with it for so long

i shouldnt stab someone 43 times in the back and write a fake suicide note?

 

[Shell]

i shouldnt stab someone 43 times in the back and write a fake suicide note?

Can test easily for handwriting

 

[Shell]

So id go for the suicide voicemail done prior to the stabbing

 

[Shell]

Chicago1 im ****ing watching this shit where ru

 

[74561347]

nah im off the stabbing now, ive come up with a better idea than your water disposal

i figure if i throw someone into a volcano theres no way theyre finding that body

 

[Shell]

How are you gonna access a volcano in these covid times

 

[Shell]

Speakingof murder caught a show late last night on GEM- was craaazy

 

[kozi]

nah im off the stabbing now, ive come up with a better idea than your water disposal

i figure if i throw someone into a volcano theres no way theyre finding that body

Frodo had the right idea

 

[Shell]

Basically a guy, early 20s had his throat slit- body lying in the middle of a garden for the world to see. Happened in a quiet College town in Missouri, where murders are very very rare

So the cops immediately go to his ex, hes a suspect, but no its not him. Then expand out to his circle of friends, etc etc...

Turns out this is what happened:
- the victim had a party a few months back
- cops come to break it up.
- he gives the officer lip, so he arrests him, takes him away
- THE COP starts ****ing him afterwards, going around to his apartment. (oh should i add cop is married + a baby).
- Cop and victim + a FWB end up in a threesome together
- victim assumes he's going to drop the charges, cop does not
- cop goes around to the victims house for another ****, he tells cop to go to hell and he's gonna rat on him
- cop chases the victim out of the house and slits his throat.

 

[Shell]

^^^ you just cannot make that shit up if you tried.

 

[74561347]

How are you gonna access a volcano in these covid times

STOP RAINING ON MY PARADE

 

[Shell]

Oh yeah and when he was younger he repeatedly told his mother "I am not going to live very long- im going to die at a young age"

Like. the. serious. ****.

 

[Shell]

So sad really- killed because some other ****wit cant handle his own sexuality.

Here's an idea if you gay- DONT MARRY A WOMAN.

 

[Shell]

STOP RAINING ON MY PARADE

And also get the body up to the mouth of a volcano.

Water here is plentiful. And it'd be alot easier on your back and general wellbeing, compared to lugging a body up a volcano

 

[Shell]

Ah fat head ScoMo has interrupted our viewing pleasure that is Tipping Point.

 

[74561347]

And also get the body up to the mouth of a volcano.

Water here is plentiful. And it'd be alot easier on your back and general wellbeing, compared to lugging a body up a volcano

ive already thought of that and had one of those headache with pictures moments - an idea

i'll just them that i have to show them something super cool real quick and its on the top of this volcano and they will walk themselves up there and i will push them in

 

[kozi]

And also get the body up to the mouth of a volcano.

Water here is plentiful. And it'd be alot easier on your back and general wellbeing, compared to lugging a body up a volcano

You lure them up the volcano alive first.. duh

 

[kozi]

ive already thought of that and had one of those headache with pictures moments - an idea

i'll just them that i have to show them something super cool real quick and its on the top of this volcano and they will walk themselves up there and i will push them in

Posted at the same time lol. Great minds and all

 

[Shell]

You lure them up the volcano alive first.. duh

Suppose ppl in NZ did voluntarily visit an active volcano..

So it could happen.

 

[kozi]

Imagine some rando decides to check up on what First dates is all about..

 

[Shell]

Have you been to the one in Santorini kozi ?