FTA-TV First Dates - Part 5 - Back to the Repeats

[HomerThompson]

I reckon I got that job. 99% confident, that went very well. + im sure the principal kind of alluded to it towards the end, said he just wanted to contact one other referee.

Yes! [emoji322]

 

[Shell]

How did i ****ing know. The principal being in on the interview, asked what I knew about the school, like its history etc.

Luckily I researched their website prior + made notes.

I also complemented them on their school logo. Jesus I had to talk alot of crap

 

[Shell]

#TPtime

Has there been any moronic answers yet?

 

[HomerThompson]

Has there been any moronic answers yet?

Nope, they've been waiting for you

 

[Shell]

I like this segment the best. With their little explanations about how this is the answer and end up looking like bellends.

 

[Shell]

The question about Homer was the best and donuts

 

[HomerThompson]

Brb, a principal's just called about a crackpot

 

[Shell]

Omg. You ****ing bellend

 

[Shell]

You live under a rock you knob?

 

[Shell]

Thatcher?

 

[Shell]

Dang.

 

[Shell]

Dont like New Balance shoes. My feet are too narrow

 

[Shell]

Mercury deeeeeeeeeer

 

[Shell]

Opps.

Well thats bullshit.

 

[Shell]

Arteries

 

[Shell]

Time for chocolate

 

[Shell]

On sbs

 

[Shell]

Mars bars are sensational

 

[Shell]

Milky ways are rubbish

 

[kozi]

Sinking Heineken’s while watching the cricket in my jocks. Single life is everything I imagined it to be and more

 

[Shell]

Sinking Heineken’s while watching the cricket in my jocks. Single life is everything I imagined it to be and more

How long has it been since you were last single??

 

[Shell]

Lol i know that. Milky ways in the states are like Mars Bars.

 

[kozi]

How long has it been since you were last single??

About 2 years

 

[kozi]

Was in a relationship not long before that tho. So 5 odd years without the few month gap

 

[Shell]

So chocolate sculpting is a thing