FTA-TV First Dates - Part 5 - Back to the Repeats

[Kram]

Well at least when I take it back to JBs I'm sure they would never suspect anyone would ruin a TV remote by putting it through a washing machine

 

[Shell]

‘Constant sex pest’: Massage therapist’s explosive Prince Andrew claims

A massage therapist who was told to treat Prince Andrew in his bedroom claims he was her creepiest client and a “constant sex pest”.

www.news.com.au

And the hits just keep coming
#suckitpa

 

[Shell]

Guess she is completely deluded too just like the other one

 

[Shell]

Well at least when I take it back to JBs I'm sure they would never suspect anyone would ruin a TV remote by putting it through a washing machine

How much for a new one???

 

[Kram]

How much for a new one???

The whole thing is only $100. The weird thing is it worked when I first put the batteries in after drying it out but then stopped. DM they will replace it anyway.

Are you feeling better today?

 

[Shell]

Yeah all good

 

[Shell]

I should have known I'd feel lousy, I should have called in sick first thing in the morning yesterday.

 

[Kram]

BF is dead atm so I'm going down to feed my feathered friends at the park

 

[Shell]

Yeah its dead af.

Just got home tho, time for #survivordelayed

 

[Shell]

I noticed that!! The net they picked at the reward had holes in it!!! Wtaf

 

[Shell]

Is this like the producers just massively trolling the poor contestants. How ****ing stupid is that.

 

[Shell]

No shit sherlock

 

[Shell]

If you start carrying on like a 10/10 pork chop at TC, you are a ****ing douche canoe + you may as well juts write your own name down.

 

[Kram]

Got breath tested at a stop on the way to the park around 8.30. Then after shopping got tested on the way back just then on the other side. He goes "Oh, you've been through already? What the hell I'm feeling lucky today!" and gives us another. Was hard not to laugh when trying to blow into it.

 

[Poetic Justice]

Got breath tested at a stop on the way to the park around 8.30. Then after shopping got tested on the way back just then on the other side. He goes "Oh, you've been through already? What the hell I'm feeling lucky today!" and gives us another. Was hard not to laugh when trying to blow into it.

The faith in Western Australian's sounds strong

 

[Kram]

Yeah I mean who is going to go have a drink at 9am after just going through a RBT, and then get back in the car go through the same one haha.

I always appreciate a sense of though but I could imagine Grallin calling it police harassment!

 

[Shell]

Lmao Sandra "im not buying her shit for xmas and im not paying for her wedding"

 

[Shell]

Why have i got 2 Vetran badges

 

[74561347]

Why have i got 2 Vetran badges

cos yoor number 1!

 

[Kram]

Well I've only got 1.

They are kinda lame I'd take em off if I could.

Except the cricket board poster of series, darklake that must have pained Mr 30 inch waist to have to award that to us

 

[Shell]

cos yoor number 1!

Damn straight

 

[Kram]

4 minutes left in the whole game and the score in the women's footy is 44-0.

 

[Kram]

Wow GWS kicked a goal so 44-6.

Yes I'm very, very bored.

 

[troybe]

Essendon‘s VFLW team beat the Doggies 98-0 earlier today [emoji16]


Sent from my Louis Vuitton Jaffle Maker

 

[Shell]

Im bored too but theres no way in the world im going to watch womens footy