FTA-TV First Dates - Part 5 - Back to the Repeats

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A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the forest... as they walk further and further the darker it gets.. the little boy remarks "gee mister, I'm really scared!" The pedophile replies: "Why are you so scared? I'm the one that has to walk out of here alone"

 

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There's my contribution to World joke day.

 

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Other days celebrated today.. Airborne day

 

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Rollercoaster day

 

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Brutwurst day

 

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And Rum Day

 

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[74561347]

Roller coasters are scary and I refuse

 

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Roller coasters are scary and I refuse

Love a good coaster.

Cedar Point is where you dont want to go then 74.

I had a brilliant time tho, with a fast pass I managed to get on 20 rides in 5 hours.

Thats better stats than a hooker right there..

 

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This is the dragster, probably the best ride there

 

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Love a good coaster.

Cedar Point is where you dont want to go then 74.

I had a brilliant time tho, with a fast pass I managed to get on 20 rides in 5 hours.

Thats better stats than a hooker right there..

Anything higher or faster than dodgem cars is a hard no from me

Does cedar point have a merry go round? I'll do a merry go round

 

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Anything higher or faster than dodgem cars is a hard no from me

Does cedar point have a merry go round? I'll do a merry go round

Yeah it does actually. But the type you sit in the chairs. And the whole thing goes crazy high in the air.

 

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Anything higher or faster than dodgem cars is a hard no from me

Does cedar point have a merry go round? I'll do a merry go round

If you're ever in Geelong there's a sick merry go round on the water front.

Went on it the day after 2009 GF.

 

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If you're ever in Geelong there's a sick merry go round on the water front.

Went on it the day after 2009 GF.

That sounds more like something I would like.

An ex made me go on the Ferris wheel at the Melbourne show once and I thought I was going to die

 

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That sounds more like something I would like.

An ex made me go on the Ferris wheel at the Melbourne show once and I thought I was going to die

Ferris Wheels are pretty boring tho, I will say that. Most overrated ride, ever.

 

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Man I havent been to the show since.. 2013. Had some friends come in from England, so took them to the Show.

 

[74561347]

Man I havent been to the show since.. 2013. Had some friends come in from England, so took them to the Show.

I always like the woodchopping then leave disappointed when none of the country inbreds lodge an axe in their own foot

 

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I always like the woodchopping then leave disappointed when none of the country inbreds lodge an axe in their own foot

I love the horses in the arena. And all the other animals.

And of course the showbags, which you buy just before you are about to leave. Always seen noobs carrying around showbags in the morning/early arvo. Are they ****ing thick.

 

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Now I want to go to the show and it's too late

Sadface

 

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Not for me!

 

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/nah probably not, am not that into it.

Plus the cost to go is crazy

 

[74561347]

The show is like KFC. You really look forward to it and you forget the bad experiences you had last time you went but THIS TIME it's going to be different but the next day you always end up with explosive diarrhoea