FTA-TV First Dates - Part 5 - Back to the Repeats

[HomerThompson]

Under the new laws, anyone who displays or performs a Nazi symbol or gesture in public will face penalties of up to $23,000, 12 months’ jail or both. Previously, only the Nazi Hakenkreuz symbol was banned in Victoria.

Anything that closely resembles a Nazi symbol or gesture will also be covered by the laws, to ensure those who deliberately try to circumvent the ban will be captured.

All in favour, raise your right hand. Cha-ching!

 

[74561347]

74561347 can you do the honours

I'm yet to meet a line I wasn't willing to cross

 

[74561347]

I'm the only male in my team at work. We had a 11 roll to 11 30 meeting. We're all there at 11, it doesn't start until 11 25 and finishes at noon.

If it was all men it would have taken 3 and a half minutes

 

[Shell]

Lol suck it

 

[Shell]

I would legit hate to be the only female at work. Have got a good mix male/female at a high school.

 

[Shell]

And a little eye candy. Must admit that makes the day always better.

 

[Shell]

All in favour, raise your right hand. Cha-ching!

Will be interesting to see if those dropkicks show up again after today. And if they'll get warnings if they do it.

 

[74561347]

And a little eye candy. Must admit that makes the day always better.

Be careful or you might get #metood

 

[Shell]

Be careful or you might get #metood

They're married with kids.

 

[74561347]

They're married with kids.

Im glad you said 'they're married with kids' rather than 'they're kids'

 

[Shell]

Yeah I'm not a pedo

 

[Shell]

https://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/the-source/the-source-push-on-to-refer-to-victorias-prisoners-a-neighbours/news-story/412b5247fdb5c97e783d769274d34d84

 

[Shell]

I reckon prisoners or inmates is too soft. I'd go with the term "scumbag" for rapists or murderers personally.

 

[Shell]

https://www.heraldsun.com.au/lifestyle/aussie-woman-falls-victim-to-brazen-mobile-phone-scam-in-london/news-story/5fc7fd75af90dcdf70c7125c54a249b5

Omg wtf.

 

[Shell]

Then another two guys pull up in a car. She says she has just had her phone stolen and they tell her to get in, claiming they will help her find the culprit. Fortunately, at this point, Hannah comes to her senses and legs it herself.

She goes back to her friends and goes home, only to find her accounts are being drained of money.



I reckon she legit avoided being r*ped right there- not getting in the car.

Bunch of assholes

 

[Shell]

I'm glad I only own a $230 phone. Like who would want that, that's not that expensive.

 

[74561347]

I'm glad I only own a $230 phone. Like who would want that, that's not that expensive.

Can you do tiktok on it?

 

[Shell]

Can you do tiktok on it?

Tiktok can gagf'd

 

[Shell]

I would not even know how to use tiktok

 

[Shell]

https://www.heraldsun.com.au/truecrimeaustralia/police-courts-victoria/new-legislation-introduced-criminalising-nonfatal-strangulation-under-two-new-standalone-offences/news-story/6408413484bccc9be8b61750ed2fd066

Good.

 

[74561347]

My phone can do MySpace I'm pretty cool

 

[Shell]

My phone can do MySpace I'm pretty cool

2002 called. It wants its MySpace back.

 

[Shell]

https://www.heraldsun.com.au/news/victoria/unofficial-mascot-of-the-victorian-parliament-banned-because-it-isnt-appropriate-for-the-dog-to-be-in-the-workplace/news-story/2cc9c7b7b1c6d4e3a9b520079a03bb1a

Sorry for all the HS spam.. but this is ****ed.

 

[Shell]

If you're going to ban a dog from Parliament then you'd have to extend that same ban to politicians..

 

[Shell]

For more than a year, elderly rescue pup, Sprite, has been attending parliament during sitting weeks with his owner, who is a parliamentary staffer.

He quickly became a favourite face among the halls of parliament and is regularly visited by politicians, staffers, journalists and other visitors to the building.

But on Tuesday, Sprite’s owner was abruptly told that he couldn’t be brought back because it isn’t appropriate for him to be in the workplace.