FTA-TV First Dates - Part 6 - More episodes & series than you can poke with a suggestive mushroom

[Shell]

"Be a bum is the first option, you hear that?"

 

[Shell]

Just empty out his crap on the front lawn and change the locks. Simple.

That's what I'd be doing.


And calling the cops for trespassing if he doesnt go away.

 

[Shell]

Dr Phil's advice:

• get him a fully furnished apartment
• cover the rent for three months
• give him $1500 for expenses

And Dr Phil is providing him with a life coach.


1. Life coaches suck ass. And 2. way too generous imo.

 

[Shell]

I'd cover the rent for one month, max.

 

[Shell]

The real idiot in all this is his girlfriend tho imo. Reproducing with a bum.

Good job.

 

[Kram]

Phone rings.

Recorded message.

We have received from ANZ bank...

Hangs up phone.

 

[Shell]

I never answer calls from unknown numbers

 

[Shell]

The worst is that Chinese woman leaving VM messages. Like. ****. Off. Please.

 

[Shell]

The worst is that Chinese woman leaving VM messages. Like. ****. Off. Please.

 

[Shell]

Australian Open Tennis Draws | AO

ausopen.com

 

[Shell]

Demon's got Raonic first up

 

[Shell]

Australian Open Tennis Draws | AO

 

[Shell]

I usually don't and then google the number. Can be a pain if it was a proper though and then you have to ring back so sometimes I do answer, depends on what mood I'm in..

I ****Iing hate voice mail on the mobile, never check it.

I used to not have voice mail but changed it when I was looking for a job- thought it was important to have that on my phone in that instance.


Now I have a job, nfi why I still have it tbh.

 

[Shell]

If you want or need me, text me.

Cant go wrong with a text msg.

 

[Kram]

If you want or need me, text me.

Cant go wrong with a text msg.

Jfc so much this, way better and easier.

 

[Shell]

My uncle is the opposite, always calls.

 

[Shell]

He needed info on my car, ie the engine type or whatever. And he bloody calls.

I missed the call, heard the voice mail, then texted him the info he needed. I mean that in written form is way better than telling him over the phone.

 

[Shell]

The only issue with texts is very very very occasionally they disappear into the air and dont get delivered.

That then causes a bit of confusion.

 

[Shell]

Lmao this little Houdini dog on Bondi vet right now.


Escaping out of the backyard, using a Vine to get up the wall.

 

[Kram]

What breed/type of dog.

 

[peetoo]

How to budget- they get taught this at Year 8 level.
How to buy a house- well... idk "save money, buy house" do we really need to expand on that much?
Pay a bill- er... pretty simple i would have thought
Do your taxes- everything is automated on MyGov.

These answers are just dumb as all ****.

Banks. They aren’t your friend. They have their hands in your pockets legally

 

[Shell]

Idk. A little one

 

[Shell]

Was pretty funny, just wandering around it's neighbours rooves, like a cat would do.

 

[Kram]

Banks. They aren’t your friend. They have their hands in your pockets legally

In other breaking news water is wet

 

[Shell]

Geez the cat haters in force on FB, hard not to say anything..

fb? Why read fb in the first place.