FTA-TV First Dates - Part 6 - More episodes & series than you can poke with a suggestive mushroom

[Shell]

Knocking out Danny and Frank in the process.

 

[Shell]

I wish she'd given a massive bird to Kristy tho, as they walked back in that master

 

[Chicago1]

Bears in front by 6

Chicago a great looking city at night Chicago1 Shell.

I didn't want to post the final score since my brother had texted me the result earlier. I don't follow them any more.

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[74561347]

Lambo guy just swinging his big dick around

If that bloke had a big dick he wouldnt be buying houses on TV and craning cars into his living room

When it comes to dick size he has an innie

 

[Shell]

Lol someone's jealous

 

[HomerThompson]

At a cracker factory?

Bingo. She met Abe during negotiations with the company that made boxes.

 

[Kram]

I don't recall saying good luck.

 

[HomerThompson]

I got a job one summer painting coloured lines around the factory for school groups to follow

 

[Shell]

JUst started that book by the guy from The Godfather, the one who played the arseh*le son-in law.


3 chapters in and this is me:

 

[Shell]

Yes, I think I will enjoy reading this autobiography.

 

[Shell]

Why so concerned with their dick.

I've read an atricle about him from his POV- he doesnt even get to really enjoy all this he's literally working 24/7.

 

[Kram]

Dl'd Platoon, classic movie.

Love Sheen.

 

[Shell]

Up early again

 

[Shell]

My plan is to **** up my body clock something good over this summer. No more 5.30am wake up calls you bastard of a bc.

 

[Shell]

Anyway this is the life so far of the dude who belts up Connie in the Godfather..

 

[Shell]

• gets polio at the age of 7, spends 5 years in quarantine in a hospital. No schooling, no tv, no going outside.
• is warned about a "creepy" man giving the kids massages/therapy and to keep away from him. Such bullshit to hear a pedophile was blatantly working in the hospital and had such free access to children but I guess that was sadly the "times" back then.
• decides to make a weapon in case he ever needed it.
• fst fwd a year or so, he gets attacked by the guy in a toilet cubicle. He proceeds to stab him to death, he is around 12 years old.
• gets out of hospital back to live with his family like "nothing ever happened"
• moves out to work in bakery and sleeps on the floor with the flour
• goes into business selling pens.
• insults the biggest mafia boss in NYC, mafia boss loves this and gives him a job as a runner.
• has to "look like" he is attending school until he's 16 years old, goes to beauty school and washes hair.
• washes Marylin Monroe's hair.
• bangs MM for some time at 16 years of age.
• MM dies, has some stuff to say about JFK and the whole clan, very interesting actually considering I just finished KK.

And this is where I'm up to atm.

 

[Shell]

Famous birthdays: Grace Kelly

 

[Shell]

Charles Manson

 

[Shell]

Nadia Comenici

 

[Shell]

Tonya Harding is 52

 

[Shell]

Ryan Gosling is 42 , , ,

 

[Shell]

And Anne Hathaway is 40 , , ,

 

[Shell]

Bored.. bored and more bored

 

[Shell]

BF is dead.

 

[Shell]

I got a job one summer painting coloured lines around the factory for school groups to follow