FTA-TV First Dates - Part 6 - More episodes & series than you can poke with a suggestive mushroom

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And i mean everywhere..

leg hair is acceptable tho

 

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Maybe a little on the chest and arms. But only a little.

 

[74561347]

And i mean everywhere..

leg hair is acceptable tho

Does arse hair count as leg hair?

 

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**** I'm grumpy today.

ready to punch someone in the ****ing face.

 

[Shell]

Does arse hair count as leg hair?

ew. Neither.

Hard no to that. And groin hair. No no no no NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Shell]

You want a blow job from me? Dont have no hair there.

Or else.. well tbh I wouldnt be having any sexy time with that guy in the first place.


Its disgusting.

 

[74561347]

**** I'm grumpy today.

ready to punch someone in the ****ing face.

Go punch someone with out of control pubes

 

[Shell]

I'll punch whoever I ****en wanna punch

 

[Shell]

Wayne Carey.

That's who I'd like to punch. Full on right in the face. Stupid arseh*le.

 

[74561347]

Wayne Carey.

That's who I'd like to punch. Full on right in the face. Stupid arseh*le.

I think there might be a queue for that one

 

[Shell]

I think there might be a queue for that one

Yeah I'll have to take a number

 

[74561347]

I love it when we have work placement people. I have a shit boring tedious job this afternoon and I'm going to hand it off to them to do for free and call it 'learning'

 

[Shell]

I am so going to take a sickie soon.

I am exhausted.

 

[Shell]

I'm thinking... Fri 1st of Dec, or the Monday after.

 

[Shell]

Just sick of being tired all the ****ing time.

 

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Gotta choose my day carefully.. miss out on shit classes and dont miss anything fun thats going on towards the end of term.

 

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https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/real-life/news-life/schoolies-2023-graduates-unleash-on-gold-coast-streets-during-first-weekend-of-partying/news-story/af2be6f91bb1ba00b45500218343527f

Congrats you are all officially dickheads.

 

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Clueless holiday-makers and vacationing families stand on the sidelines – watching, mouths agape. They made the grave error of booking a relaxing getaway this week.

“We should’ve checked the calendar,” one dad says.

 

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Idiots.

I used to go to Surfers, but went the week before Xmas. Schoolies had well and truly ended by then.

 

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Meanwhile, the elderly residents of Surfers Paradise (read: anyone over the age of 35) have been shuttled to safety. The easy-listening music festival, A Day On The Green, is happening 62km away at a winery and busloads of old people have been escaping the city all day to be comforted by the headline act Robbie Williams. No doubt the scenes will be just as raucous as the ones taking place on the Glitter Strip.

 

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news.com gets alot of flak, but you gotta admit their articles can be very funny sometimes.

 

[74561347]

news.com gets alot of flak, but you gotta admit their articles can be very funny sometimes.

news.com.au has a very interesting name for a website that posts so much stuff that is very clearly not news

 

[Shell]

news.com.au has a very interesting name for a website that posts so much stuff that is very clearly not news

It's ironic

 

[Shell]

Just like rain on your wedding day

 

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Or its 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife.


I hate that.