FTA-TV First Dates - Part 6 - More episodes & series than you can poke with a suggestive mushroom

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flipping Dodo, some delay blah blah blah about switching me over to the new plan

 

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Such bullshit. Luckily i dont use my phone THAT much for data. It'd just be good to have for "peace of mind" and not checking my flipping data usage every 5 minutes

 

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I suppose its good in a sense to have less data, because it literally forces you off your phone/internet and doing something else.

 

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Anyway.. back to it

 

[Kram]

Well, it just explains that you've won.. yes, that's it.. won the first annual Montgomery Burns uh Award for Outstanding Achievement in the Field of Excellence.

Don't I get some kind of trophy? And a big awards ceremony?

looks at lawyers.

Yes.

 

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Break time

 

[Kram]

Break time

Kit Kat in the lunch box?

 

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I hate kit kats

 

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*and break as in sit down for a minute and bf/music

 

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Let me introduce you to my party people in the cluuuuuuuuuub...

 

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I'm like Inception I play with ya brain



And back it up like a tonka truck

 

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Dont stop keep it moving put your drinks UP

 

[Kram]

How bout some Cabin Crew.

 

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Just

 

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waiting

 

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for

 

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my

 

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lunch

 

[Kram]

Neighbour to their toddler "You f***ing little shit"

Still above a dick tattoo level of trash but this is why I want to move.

 

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Neighbour to their toddler "You f***ing little s**t"

Still above a dick tattoo level of trash but this is why I want to move.

Whats wrong with dick tattoos?

 

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Whats wrong with dick tattoos?

What isnt wrong with them

 

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I should have paused the show and taken a photo of it

 

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Omg am stuffed

 

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But today has absolutely flown.

See what happens when the bloody kids leave?!?!