FTA-TV First Dates - Part 6 - More episodes & series than you can poke with a suggestive mushroom

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Also getting engaged so quickly like fine, congratulations. But you better hope there aren't major skeletons in the closet or things that are just horrible like idk your partner is thousands of dollars in debt on credit cards.

Cause that is automatically your debt now too.

Just sayin

 

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Just waiting for FDs to finish recording so I can put it on UB..

 

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Uncle Buck!!!!!!!!!

 

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Whats wrong with selling tyres?

 

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That mother is a bit of a pretentious snob is all im saying..

 

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Lol Macaulay Culkin.

Is that a joke?
His dog's a ball sniffer!

 

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Buck, this is Bob!

Bob? Bob who?

Bob- its your brother?

 

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I still know off by heart UB's reactions over the phone to his girlfriend's rant

 

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Do you have a plunger here?

I've been eating alot of cheese for some reason. Idk I cant get enough cheese, I feel like a big mouse!

 

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Tying your shoe?

 

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I can still recite this film.

I should watch The 'Burbs after this.

 

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You think she hates me?
With a passion.

You thinks its the hat?
No.

Alot of people hate this hat, it angers them just the sight of it.
Aaaah ill tell you a story about that on the way to school..

 

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Thats a pretty stupid thing to do during flu season

I bet she's getting the tongue.

 

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Time to go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face.

 

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The look on the kids face outside the office when he realises UB is telling off the AP

 

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Good day to you madam

 

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Doesnt George look like your sister Sarah?

 

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I can see a resemblance

 

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You and your cigars.

Wear some more lipstick!

 

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Kinda like Superman's fortress of solitude.

 

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Dec 29

 

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Thomas Becket Assassinated​

1170 English Archbishop of Canterbury, Thomas Becket assassinated before the high altar of Canterbury Cathedral by four knights

 

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1566 Danish student and future astronomer Tycho Brache loses part of his nose in a sword duel over who is the better mathematician (he wore a prosthetic nose the rest of his life)

 

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Trail of Tears​

1835 Treaty of New Echota is signed between the US government and representatives of a minority Cherokee political faction to cede all lands of the Cherokee east of the Mississippi River to the United States

 

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1845 Texas admitted as 28th state of the Union