FTA-TV First Dates - Part 6 - More episodes & series than you can poke with a suggestive mushroom

[Shell]

The typo was with that one post, not the 534 other posts

 

[Shell]

Quadruple check it now with the date on the toolbar on the laptop

 

[HomerThompson]

HomerThompson is it a pool yet?

'Tis a fine barn English, but it's no pool

 

[Shell]

'Tis a fine barn English, but it's no pool

Doh!

 

[HomerThompson]

D'oh-eth!

 

[Shell]

Damn I miss good Simpsons

 

[Shell]

Bring it back to FTA you pricks

 

[Shell]

Gonna get Thai tonight. Finally- first time since before Xmas

 

[HomerThompson]

It'll be the best Thai you've had this year

 

[Shell]

I'm actually looking forward to going to the restaurant too and seeing them. Lovely ppl.

PS. **** you menulog.

 

[Shell]

The price obviously is one turn-off re. menulog, but the kicker for me is 99 times out of 100 the delivery guy cannot find the door to my apartment building. So I get a phone call. And I have to explain the brainbuster of the fact there is a second (even tho I write this explanation in the notes online) door and you need to use your legs to walk around the corner.


Just shits me to tears and turns me right off the entire delivery process.

 

[Shell]

I remember another time getting Chinese delivered the arseh*le rang the doorbell and just dumped it outside, didnt even come up.

Same thing happened with Dan Murphy's delivery of 24 pack of Coronas. (why I ordered it online in the first place, so i didnt have to carry it up).

I. was. livid.

 

[Shell]

So they just did an entire segment on the today show about "pop tennis". Which is basically bat tennis thats been around since the dawn of time you dickheads

 

[Shell]

And they're going on about it like it's the newest thing since sliced bread

 

[Shell]

Love some bat tennis .

Back in primary school ftw

 

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