First Goal, Banner etc v Tiggers R4

[Fossie 32]

Happy Wednesday!

One point for best weekly banner in the BRWB Banner Award section. *
One point each for correct first Bulldogs goal kicker and nearest to margin.
One point for best name for the fixture / 'Cup'. *
One point for best next day's Herald Sun back page headline. *
One point for nearest to crowd number
One bonus point tipping for exact margin.

May be bonus points for anyone who reminds me if I haven't posted this by Wednesday each week

* Anyone who wants to be judge for these sections is very welcome but you don't get any points for your own entries then ...


Leaderboards

4 pt Libba
3 pt Dogwatch, Bulldog Rick,
2 pt wholetthedogsout, BallaratBulldog, Mike, BoydohBoyd, Jeff1975, Fossie 32
1 pt Geoff Jennings, Grassman, Chicago, Doggies13, Struggle, synchrodogcal



Nostradamus Award
5 pt BallaratBulldog, Mike, wholetthedogsout, Doggies13
4 pt Random Thoughts, CarnThe Scray, Jeff, Struggle
3 pt Libba39, Dogwatch, Grassman 5
2 pt Bulldog rick, DognBones
1 pt Floridog, Selim, Chicago, synchrodogcal, Fossie 32

 

[_Mike_]

Astro
58,016
Tigers by 22

 

[CarnTheScray]

Libba
41,283
Tiggers by 7

 

[Struggle]

51316
Dogs by 22
Naughton

 

[Libba39]

Dogs by 3
First Goal: Lobb
46,852
Fixture: The Libba-Dusty Silver Rapscallion

Headline: Lobb-eratore! Tall Forward Lays 17 Tackles Inside f50

Banner:

The Tigers imported some Giant "guns"
In the hope of making more premiership runs
They have Cotch and Shai, and a guy called Nank
And that Dusty bloke has a decent tank
But the Bulldogs have a secret weapon
That chesty bond look-alike, twenty-seven
He's no Rolls-Royce, in fact he's more of a bomb
Our very own, Robbie McComb

Congratulations Robbie on 18 Wonderful Games

 

[54Bulldog16]

Dogs by 22
44544
JUH

 

[grassman75]

41516
Dogs by 17pts
The Artful Dodger

Fixture - The Spew Up Cup

Headline - Artful Dogs Party while Shai Tigers Cower in the Corner

Banner -

In Round 1 & 2 we were s**t.
We needed a sugar hit
Some jumper leads to get a start
or perhaps just a dose of Art

Dunks he said we didn't train

 

[grassman75]

41516
Dogs by 17pts
The Artful Dodger

Fixture - The Spew Up Cup

Headline - Artful Dogs Party while Shai Tigers Cower in the Corner

Banner -

In Round 1 & 2 we were s**t.
We needed a sugar hit
Some jumper leads to get a start
or perhaps just a dose of Art

Dunks he said we didn't train

I can't edit for some reason, but the second part of my banner got cut off so here it is.

"Someone said we didn't train,
They won't say that again
It's Easter and it gets no bigger
Than hunting eggs and Tigger"

 

[grassman75]

Dogs by 3
First Goal: Lobb
46,852
Fixture: The Libba-Dusty Silver Rapscallion

Headline: Lobb-eratore! Tall Forward Lays 17 Tackles Inside f50

Banner:

The Tigers imported some Giant "guns"
In the hope of making more premiership runs
They have Cotch and Shai, and a guy called Nank
And that Dusty bloke has a decent tank
But the Bulldogs have a secret weapon
That chesty bond look-alike, twenty-seven
He's no Rolls-Royce, in fact he's more of a bomb
Our very own, Robbie McComb

Congratulations Robbie on 18 Wonderful Games

Very liberal use of rhyme there mate...stretching it a bit to get twenty seven and weapon to rhyme and then bomb and McComb

 

[Chicago1]

Very liberal use of rhyme there mate...stretching it a bit to get twenty seven and weapon to rhyme and then bomb and McComb

"Bomb" and "McComb" is what is called an eye rhyme or visual rhyme or sight rhyme. The poster must surely be in the poet laureate realm.

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[Libba39]

Very liberal use of rhyme there mate...stretching it a bit to get twenty seven and weapon to rhyme and then bomb and McComb

Well I can't be Shakespeare every week can I...

 

[dogwatch]

We should put a max-letter limit on the banners.

Seriously how many banners do you see that contain almost as many verses as The Ancient Mariner? You'd need high powered binoculars to read it from the top tier if they had to put that much writing on the banners.

Less is usually more anyway.

 

[grassman75]

We should put a max-letter limit on the banners.

Seriously how many banners do you see that contain almost as many verses as The Ancient Mariner? You'd need high powered binoculars to read it from the top tier if they had to put that much writing on the banners.

Less is usually more anyway.

Here's mine for next week

In Adelaide we gather round
Dogwatch's opinion belongs in the pound

 

[dogwatch]

Here's mine for next week

In Adelaide we gather round
Dogwatch's opinion belongs in the pound

Well I guess it rhymes ...

 

[MKS70]

Dogs by 10
First goal Scott
Crowd 49502

 

[Bulldog rick]

The "WE SHOULD BE PLAYING ON GOOD FRIDAY. UP YOURS GIL" grudge match.

first goal: Jamarra
Margin : Dogs by 34
Crowd: 53168

Last week we sent the lions back to the zoo.
This week the tigers will be caged there too.
All you little bulldogs you know what to do
Flush your toy tigers down the loo.

Headline: Terrific Tim terrorises Tiger talls.

 

[Randomthoughts]

Dogs by 17
Arty J first snag
46535

 

[dogwatch]

Tigers by 22
First Goal Bailey Smith

6

Bailey Smith

Age

23

Ht

185cm

Wt

86kg

Pos.

M/F

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.3

5star

K

8.5

3star

HB

9.8

5star

M

2.3

2star

T

3.8

5star

CL

2.7

4star

D

19.8

5star

K

9.6

4star

HB

10.2

5star

M

1.8

2star

T

3.2

4star

CL

3.2

4star

D

14.8

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

7.2

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

3.4

5star

CL

1.6

4star

Crowd 54,930

Fixture: Hart-Wallace Cup

Banner: Don't let the Tigers win in the wet

Headline: Tigers win in the wet

 

[BallaratBulldog]

Dogs by 24
54,116
Baker

 

[Fossie 32]

First goal Astro
Margin + 16
crowd 51654

In the Robbie McGhie Cup

HL "Tigers Dog's Bunnies" ...... Astro reenacts his breakout game with a bag in Bulldogs victory

 

[Sharkey66]

Dogs by 16
35416
bont first goal

 

[Chicago1]

Naughton
Richmond by 17
49666

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[Boyd oh Boyd]

The 'Good-er Saturday' Cup
Headline: Rainy Day Dogs Pour On Goals
34,863
First goal Baker
Dogs by 26

 

[Doggies_13]

Dogs by 13
First goal naughts
Crowd 44016

 

[Jeff 1975]

The Dark Lord Cup (he that should not be named)

(Great player couldn’t coach)

39,333

Dogs 18

First Goal: Lobb