What the hell is the deal with all us Fitzroy supporters? We can't seem to stop wining! This is not to be confused with 'whining' (ie: bitching, complaining), of course. What I am referring to is this scurrilous trend of wining and dining that us Royfolk have gotten ourselves into.
Denno, I know you're into it. Stop it now! You're nothing but a wining winer. And some people are sick of it.
All this wining is doing us no good (that is, of course, unless you are drinking red wine, which is chock full of anti-oxidants - good for the prevention of cancer).
And as for the dining that goes on with this wining - well, talk about self indulgence!
However.
If us Roys don't stop wining soon, well all have a reputation as a bunch of winers. We'd have our good friends from Qld to remind us of that fact too.
I wonder what goes on in Qld these days? I'm too busy wallowing in self-absorption with all this wining to really notice what goes on outside the borders of Victoria.
Did someone say they're actually playing football up there? How novel!
Shame about their beer though. "XXXX"?? Ask yourself . . . nah, I don't think so!
Perhaps they should try some of our wine instead.
Denno, I know you're into it. Stop it now! You're nothing but a wining winer. And some people are sick of it.
All this wining is doing us no good (that is, of course, unless you are drinking red wine, which is chock full of anti-oxidants - good for the prevention of cancer).
And as for the dining that goes on with this wining - well, talk about self indulgence!
However.
If us Roys don't stop wining soon, well all have a reputation as a bunch of winers. We'd have our good friends from Qld to remind us of that fact too.
I wonder what goes on in Qld these days? I'm too busy wallowing in self-absorption with all this wining to really notice what goes on outside the borders of Victoria.
Did someone say they're actually playing football up there? How novel!
Shame about their beer though. "XXXX"?? Ask yourself . . . nah, I don't think so!
Perhaps they should try some of our wine instead.






