Flirts

[Leper]

God damn Lecturer outing you like that! Mein gott! What a fool!

On the topic of being sprung by my dad.......

Basically I was 16 and had a boyfriend who lived just around the corner from me, we went to the same school. One Saturday night we went to this big party down the road at this other kids house and we had a blast. Anyways after said party we walked home to my house and decided to sleep there for the night. His parents were at his house and mine were in Hobart at some business dinner. Anyway so we come home at 4am and go straight to sleep cause were both drunk and tired. Anyway the next morning at about 10:00am we wake up and well we just were having a cuddle and fooling around a little bit. Things were starting to heat up a bit untill the door flung open and there is my Dad....home from Hobart early! How thoughtfull of him and my mum not to tell us they were on their way home! Anyway....said Boyfriendgets out of bed and pulls on his jeans...and wanders over to say....Gday MrP! Dad being the angry croat he is....grabs him by the ear and starts yelling. WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY DAUGHTER! DEBBIE (my mum)...GET IN HERE!

At the time, I cried. Now I look back on the whole episode and laugh. How times change! He was banned from our house for a month after that and although my Mum liked him, my Dad never was very nice to him after that!

Good story... reminds me of the night in the year 2019 when I (will) catch my daughter doing the same and take to her "prince" with a baseball bat.

The next morning I'll catch my son doing the same with his "princess" and I'll take him out and buy him a car.

Cheers to double standards!

 

[carlyp]

Good story... reminds me of the night in the year 2019 when I (will) catch my daughter doing the same and take to her "prince" with a baseball bat.

The next morning I'll catch my son doing the same with his "princess" and I'll take him out and buy him a car.

Cheers to double standards!

Aint that the truth........

Nail. Head. Hammer.

Men......

 

[Leper]

Yep.

I'd even like to take him out and teach him how to pick up chicks.... only problem with that being I'd like him to actually succeed at it!

 

[Plogs]

Well Im sorry Plogs, I just was a little slow getting back to you at that stage of this conversation we have going. I do apologise.

I did tell you though, the minute I saw your reply. You have to give me credit for being honest atleast?

All is forgiven then.

 

[hawkeye23]

She's a Docker's fan.If i could name a third,it would be you.of course.but then i better not suck up to much,it aint good for the old heart.

B2K3, I hate to break it to ya (nah, who am I kidding, I'm pyssing myself here) but Purps is a bloke!

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

How terribly misleading you damn FLIRT !!!! W.A's not far away, couple of hours on a plane......................

This is low man. Waiting until im offline and then having a crack at my new cyber-wife. I oughtta....errrrrrrr....... . There, I didnt want it to have to come to that.

For those that are interested, the cyber-honeymoon was awesome. Carly and I both logged on to a Caribbean resort's website at the same time. We then downloaded one of the pics a beautiful beache, used it as a screensaver, turned our computers on their backs and fell asleep on the screens.

 

[carlyp]

This is low man. Waiting until im offline and then having a crack at my new cyber-wife. I oughtta....errrrrrrr....... . There, I didnt want it to have to come to that.

For those that are interested, the cyber-honeymoon was awesome. Carly and I both logged on to a Caribbean resort's website at the same time. We then downloaded one of the pics a beautiful beache, used it as a screensaver, turned our computers on their backs and fell asleep on the screens.

HAHA!

Yes and the 'chad' was great too........

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

HAHA!

Yes and the 'chad' was great too........

Who's Chad? Are you cyber-cheating already?

 

[carlyp]

Who's Chad? Are you cyber-cheating already?

LOL Matt! No I couldnt cyber cheat on you, remember the cyber prenup we signed? If I cheat I only get 30% of your cyber assets!..........We dont want that do we?

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

LOL Matt! No I couldnt cyber cheat on you, remember the cyber prenup we signed? If I cheat I only get 30% of your cyber assets!..........We dont want that do we?

AHHAHAHAAH! No. But 30% of acres of German pr0n is till pretty significant.

btw, here's a pic of me at a family bbq. I am on the left. Though I look completely different now; I part my hair on the right

 

[Blues_Man]

God damn Lecturer outing you like that! Mein gott! What a fool!

On the topic of being sprung by my dad.......

Basically I was 16 and had a boyfriend who lived just around the corner from me, we went to the same school. One Saturday night we went to this big party down the road at this other kids house and we had a blast. Anyways after said party we walked home to my house and decided to sleep there for the night. His parents were at his house and mine were in Hobart at some business dinner. Anyway so we come home at 4am and go straight to sleep cause were both drunk and tired. Anyway the next morning at about 10:00am we wake up and well we just were having a cuddle and fooling around a little bit. Things were starting to heat up a bit untill the door flung open and there is my Dad....home from Hobart early! How thoughtfull of him and my mum not to tell us they were on their way home! Anyway....said Boyfriendgets out of bed and pulls on his jeans...and wanders over to say....Gday MrP! Dad being the angry croat he is....grabs him by the ear and starts yelling. WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY DAUGHTER! DEBBIE (my mum)...GET IN HERE!

At the time, I cried. Now I look back on the whole episode and laugh. How times change! He was banned from our house for a month after that and although my Mum liked him, my Dad never was very nice to him after that!

Was your boyfriends name Luke ???

 

[carlyp]

AHHAHAHAAH! No. But 30% of acres of German pr0n is till pretty significant.

btw, here's a pic of me at a family bbq. I am on the left. Though I look completely different now; I part my hair on the right

HAHAHAHAHAHA! SO we're in the german pr0n industry darling? Excellent.....Daddy would be so impressed!

You look positively handsome darling....I am one lucky girl.....

here is me for future reference....

 

[carlyp]

Was your boyfriends name Luke ???

No...why do you ask?

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

HAHAHAHAHAHA! SO we're in the german pr0n industry darling? Excellent.....Daddy would be so impressed!

You look positively handsome darling....I am one lucky girl.....

here is me for future reference....

. Ive always found the lazy eye/overweight/braces combination a turn on. If you have webbed feet, I will propose in real life.

 

[carlyp]

. Ive always found the lazy eye/overweight/braces combination a turn on. If you have webbed feet, I will propose in real life.

You've just described me.....

Fantastic!

Could this be...............











Love?

 

[Viking Wizard Eyes]

. Ive always found the lazy eye/overweight/braces combination a turn on. If you have webbed feet, I will propose in real life.

Speaking of lazy eyes, there was a funny incident with a guy on a Vline train I was on recently! Anyway this bloke, he had a lazy eye!!!!!!

He brought his alcohol onto the train (he got off at Broadmeadows, I don't know what to make of that) and according to the country Train Nazi's (take not lance uppercut) that's a big no no!

And yeah, he had a lazy eye and it was funny. And he scared that train nazi right off!!!!

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

You've just described me.....

Fantastic!

Could this be...............











Love?

Its way past love alreadt honey.

As soon as my good behaviour bond expires, and the police allow me to engage in physical activity with human females again, I will be over to WA, and we will madly copulate.

If that doesnt suit, you can cum (geddit???????) to Melbourne. I live in a dumpster behind the Preston Centrelink. Sure I share it with some others, but they promised me they wont watch us. Sound appealing?

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

Speaking of lazy eyes, there was a funny incident with a guy on a Vline train I was on recently! Anyway this bloke, he had a lazy eye!!!!!!

He brought his alcohol onto the train (he got off at Broadmeadows, I don't know what to make of that) and according to the country Train Nazi's (take not lance uppercut) that's a big no no!

And yeah, he had a lazy eye and it was funny. And he scared that train nazi right off!!!!

Oh, VWE, my young apprentice. This thread is a magnificent lesson for you. I have gotten cyber-engaged to a beautiful woman in the space of about 40 posts. Take heed of this example and return to the Limbo Club with stories of my heroic conquests for my filthy and dirty-minded brethren.

 

[carlyp]

Its way past love alreadt honey.

As soon as my good behaviour bond expires, and the police allow me to engage in physical activity with human females again, I will be over to WA, and we will madly copulate.

If that doesnt suit, you can cum (geddit???????) to Melbourne. I live in a dumpster behind the Preston Centrelink. Sure I share it with some others, but they promised me they wont watch us. Sound appealing?

Excellent. Copulating ey? Sounds like fun to me..........

Perhaps a trip to Melbourne would be fun. The dumpster in Preston sounds charming! We could have my parents to stay for a few weeks if our copulating bears fruit if you know what I mean?

You'll love Daddy........his surname is Moran He can teach you all kinds of things!

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

Excellent. Copulating ey? Sounds like fun to me..........

Perhaps a trip to Melbourne would be fun. The dumpster in Preston sounds charming! We could have my parents to stay for a few weeks if our copulating bears fruit if you know what I mean?

You'll love Daddy........his surname is Moran He can teach you all kinds of things!

Moran!!!!!! ARrrrrrrrrrrrggh!

Yes, you should definitely cum (hahahahah, im sooo funny) to melbourne. Wow the dumster is gonna be crowded. Me, you, your parents, Shane Woewodin, the crazy dude who thinks he's Herman Goerring.

We can carve out a nice little crevice in between the used syringes and dirty nappies, and then we can snuggle.

You're gonna love Melbourne.

 

[Viking Wizard Eyes]

Moran!!!!!! ARrrrrrrrrrrrggh!

Yes, you should definitely cum (hahahahah, im sooo funny) to melbourne. Wow the dumster is gonna be crowded. Me, you, your parents, Shane Woewodin, the crazy dude who thinks he's Herman Goerring.

We can carve out a nice little crevice in between the used syringes and dirty nappies, and then we can snuggle.

You're gonna love Melbourne.

Don't forget the lazy eyed beer smuggler. He lives in the dumpster as well.

 

[Viking Wizard Eyes]

Oh, VWE, my young apprentice. This thread is a magnificent lesson for you. I have gotten cyber-engaged to a beautiful woman in the space of about 40 posts. Take heed of this example and return to the Limbo Club with stories of my heroic conquests for my filthy and dirty-minded brethren.

Give me a thread title and I shall do so master.

 

[Plogs]

This is low man. Waiting until im offline and then having a crack at my new cyber-wife. I oughtta....errrrrrrr....... . There, I didnt want it to have to come to that.

For those that are interested, the cyber-honeymoon was awesome. Carly and I both logged on to a Caribbean resort's website at the same time. We then downloaded one of the pics a beautiful beache, used it as a screensaver, turned our computers on their backs and fell asleep on the screens.

Maaaate, relax !!!!
She was flirting with me though (sorry Carl's) & giving me compliments & stuff, COMING ON TO ME & stuff. All this in a thread titled "Flirts" was too much for me & i fell for her. I was not aware of the "wedding" in the Caribbean. I am happy for you both (pr*cks) & i hope you enjoy years of German P0rn re-enactments together.

Goodbye (world........)

 

[Scallop Industry Thug]

Give me a thread title and I shall do so master.

Ahhhh for shame. You have developed your wizardry enough, and the title of 'apprentice' demeans your work. You are.........a man.

And on second thoughts, this love story will be sullied by the dirty minds of the Limbo club. This is for the General Discussion board

 

[carlyp]

Moran!!!!!! ARrrrrrrrrrrrggh!

Yes, you should definitely cum (hahahahah, im sooo funny) to melbourne. Wow the dumster is gonna be crowded. Me, you, your parents, Shane Woewodin, the crazy dude who thinks he's Herman Goerring.

We can carve out a nice little crevice in between the used syringes and dirty nappies, and then we can snuggle.

You're gonna love Melbourne.

Yes, Moran. I dont get it, I tell people that my maiden name before I became Mrs Funkyzeit mit Matt, was Moran and they all freak out. What is with that? I just dont get people sometime.....

LOL, Yes I will definitely cum (hehe) to Melbourne! Its excellent that we have Shane and Herman living with us, live in babysitters I say! Shane wont be too busy this year anyway will he? We can hit 'Crown' and bet all our dole money on the tables! I hear Daddy has an investment in crown so we should win something ey?

Hmmm.....I think your right, Im going to love Melbourne!