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Plogs said:
Maaaate, relax !!!!
She was flirting with me though (sorry Carl's) & giving me compliments & stuff, COMING ON TO ME & stuff. All this in a thread titled "Flirts" was too much for me & i fell for her. I was not aware of the "wedding" in the Caribbean. I am happy for you both (pr*cks) & i hope you enjoy years of German P0rn re-enactments together.

Goodbye (world........)
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Hahahaha!

Can I give you a tip? Okay, well if you insist.

Stuff yourself in a cheap suitcase, get your dad to douse it in kero, and pack you onto the back of a ute. Drive up onto the West Gate, and get your dad to light the suitcase and back out slowly over the edge of the bridge!!!! :eek:
 
Plogs said:
Maaaate, relax !!!!
She was flirting with me though (sorry Carl's) & giving me compliments & stuff, COMING ON TO ME & stuff. All this in a thread titled "Flirts" was too much for me & i fell for her. I was not aware of the "wedding" in the Caribbean. I am happy for you both (pr*cks) & i hope you enjoy years of German P0rn re-enactments together.

Goodbye (world........)
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Well I never! :eek: Never did I 'come onto you!'

Lies! All Lies I tell you! ;)

Now you want us to feel gulty? SHAME SHAME SHAME!

I knew I chose right with Funky! My mother was right, look at all the trouble I would have had with the likes of you! :(
 
carlyp said:
LOL Matt! No I couldnt cyber cheat on you, remember the cyber prenup we signed? If I cheat I only get 30% of your cyber assets!..........We dont want that do we? :p
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She's anyone's.
 
carlyp said:
Yes, Moran. I dont get it, I tell people that my maiden name before I became Mrs Funkyzeit mit Matt, was Moran and they all freak out. What is with that? I just dont get people sometime.....

LOL, Yes I will definitely cum (hehe) to Melbourne! Its excellent that we have Shane and Herman living with us, live in babysitters I say! Shane wont be too busy this year anyway will he? We can hit 'Crown' and bet all our dole money on the tables! I hear Daddy has an investment in crown so we should win something ey?

Hmmm.....I think your right, Im going to love Melbourne! :D
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:D . hmmmmm beautiful, intelligent and witty; you remind me of Janeane Garofalo (this is a good thing). Actually Shane has found some new playmates. Since he's started hanging around Damien Cupido and Lance Picioane, he ignores me

I thought 'hit Crown' was a metaphor for something sexual, but we can check out the casino anyway. And you're right, the chances of a table jockey summoning the guts to say "Mr. Moran, the ball landed on black, you lose" are quite remote ;)
 

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Funkyzeit mit Matt said:
Ahhhh for shame. You have developed your wizardry enough, and the title of 'apprentice' demeans your work. You are.........a man.

And on second thoughts, this love story will be sullied by the dirty minds of the Limbo club. This is for the General Discussion board
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What about this?

:eek: --> BR3AKNG NEWS: WTF FUNKYZEIT MIT MAT CYBR-ENGAEGD 2 DA BAUTIFUL CARLYP!!!!!!!!!!!!1111 :eek: :eek:
 
Funkyzeit mit Matt said:
Ahhhh for shame. You have developed your wizardry enough, and the title of 'apprentice' demeans your work. You are.........a man.

And on second thoughts, this love story will be sullied by the dirty minds of the Limbo club. This is for the General Discussion board :thumbsu:
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No, dude this is far 2 ExtrEEEM!!!!1 for the often melancholic, and lacklustre and brutally* honest world of GD.

Limbo Club forever.

* I mean beautifully.
 
carlyp said:
Yes, Moran. I dont get it, I tell people that my maiden name before I became Mrs Funkyzeit mit Matt, was Moran and they all freak out. What is with that? I just dont get people sometime.....

LOL, Yes I will definitely cum (hehe) to Melbourne! Its excellent that we have Shane and Herman living with us, live in babysitters I say! Shane wont be too busy this year anyway will he? We can hit 'Crown' and bet all our dole money on the tables! I hear Daddy has an investment in crown so we should win something ey?

Hmmm.....I think your right, Im going to love Melbourne! :D
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Moran is not a Croatian name.
 
Funkyzeit mit Matt said:
:D . hmmmmm beautiful, intelligent and witty; you remind me of Janeane Garofalo (this is a good thing). Actually Shane has found some new playmates. Since he's started hanging around Damien Cupido and Lance Picioane, he ignores me I thought 'hit Crown' was a metaphor for something sexual, but we can check out the casino anyway. And you're right, the chances of a table jockey summoning the guts to say "Mr. Moran, the ball landed on black, you lose" are quite remote ;)
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Why thankyou, I could say the same about you! Handome, intelligent, witty and well connected! I like it! Janeane Garofalo hey? Interesting...is she on Romy and Michelles highschool reunion? If so, you are the Billy!

Well if Shane had made these new friends then Damien Cupido and Lance Picioane can babysit too! Why the hell shouldnt they if were going to let Shane stay with us?

I'll have my black fur coat dry cleaned for crown, we have to look hot when we walk in so they know we're part of the moran clan!

PS There are plenty of places for snuggeling at crown....I will show you! :p
 
Plogs said:
Moran is not a Croatian name.
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Bah! What are you talking about?

We took the 'ic' of the end to sound more Australian! You know back in the days of Gough Whitlam locking up all us nationalist Hrvati?

This were the times we lived in sadly....

Lijepa Nasa Domovino! Hrvati is Hrvati! DAH! ;)
 
carlyp said:
Well I never! :eek: Never did I 'come onto you!'

Lies! All Lies I tell you! ;)

Now you want us to feel gulty? SHAME SHAME SHAME!

I knew I chose right with Funky! My mother was right, look at all the trouble I would have had with the likes of you! :(
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Look, i have nothing against Funk, probably a nice hermit but the way he use the play on word "cum" instead of "come" should send up a red flag for you missy.
Dumpster or no dumpster, the man is a concern.

Mr & Mrs Moran* would not approve.

*not real name.
 

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Funkyzeit mit Matt said:
Yes, good point. The reason why I want you to delay news of the engagement is that it might offend Carly. See...Im sensitive to feelings. Except to rick James who is a ********
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Im happy to make an announcement on the Limbo Board! My love for you is not a secret darling.....
 
Funkyzeit mit Matt said:
Yes, good point. The reason why I want you to delay news of the engagement is that it might offend Carly. See...Im sensitive to feelings. Except to rick James who is a ********
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I need a comment from Carlyp- you know about your cyber engagement?
 
Plogs said:
Look, i have nothing against Funk, probably a nice hermit but the way he use the play on word "cum" instead of "come" should send up a red flag for you missy.
Dumpster or no dumpster, the man is a concern.

Mr & Mrs Moran* would not approve.

*not real name.
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Moran is our real name....Moranic! DAH! Is DAH is GOOD! :D

Ive never been one to worry too much about what other people thought, particularly my parents! Not a problem, Im sure Daddy and Mummy Moran will grow to love Funky in time.....


;)
 

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carlyp said:
Moran is our real name....Moranic! DAH! Is DAH is GOOD! :D

Ive never been one to worry too much about what other people thought, particularly my parents! Not a problem, Im sure Daddy and Mummy Moran will grow to love Funky in time.....


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Of couse they will. Being half-Italian myself, Im sure I could gain entry into the 'Family' ;)
 
carlyp said:
Bah! What are you talking about?

We took the 'ic' of the end to sound more Australian! You know back in the days of Gough Whitlam locking up all us nationalist Hrvati?

This were the times we lived in sadly....

Lijepa Nasa Domovino! Hrvati is Hrvati! DAH! ;)
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Moranic ? or Moronic ?
 
hawkeye23 said:
I'll be the bridesmaid! Plogs can organise the grog! :thumbsu:
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Hawkeye23, as an old friend of Funkys, Id be only to happy to have you as my chief bridesmaid!

What colour dress shall we have for you? Im thinking, hot pink, frilly with lots of ruffles...and a perm, to add to the classicness of the dress!

What say you? ;)
 

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