For the boys

[Chops]

I'm hungry, who's in the kitchen?
And who's cleaning up afterwards?

 

[Larry6]

1. Go to pantry.
2. Select can of microwavable food
3. Go to drawer and select can opener and spoon or open can with ring top.
4. If using can opener, open can of food.
5. Select microwave-proof container and empty contets of can into it.
6. Locate microwave oven. Open door. Insert container of food. Work out how to operate oven. (If neccesssary locate instruction booklet.
7. When food is at desired temperature remove from microwave oven.
8. Find eating utensil.
9. Consume food.
10. Locate kitchen sink, plug, detergent and dishwashing cloth.
11. Put plug in sink. Add water and detergent.
12. Wash all the stuff you've used.
13. Wipe down benches.
14. Alternatively ring pizza delivery place.

 

[Derek Zoolander]

Originally posted by Larry6
(If neccesssary locate instruction booklet.)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Never in all my life have I laughed so hard.

 

[The Doctor]

Originally posted by Larry6
14. Alternatively ring pizza delivery place.

Larry6 you forgot to provide the phone number/s

 

[Larry6]

Originally posted by The Doctor
Larry6 you forgot to provide the phone number/s

Try Telstra 12455

 

[Larry6]

Originally posted by Sporty Spice
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Never in all my life have I laughed so hard.

I'm glad to have amused you PC

 

[Chops]

Originally posted by Larry6
1. Go to pantry.
2. Select can of microwavable food
3. Go to drawer and select can opener and spoon or open can with ring top.
4. If using can opener, open can of food.
5. Select microwave-proof container and empty contets of can into it.
6. Locate microwave oven. Open door. Insert container of food. Work out how to operate oven. (If neccesssary locate instruction booklet.
7. When food is at desired temperature remove from microwave oven.
8. Find eating utensil.
9. Consume food.
10. Locate kitchen sink, plug, detergent and dishwashing cloth.
11. Put plug in sink. Add water and detergent.
12. Wash all the stuff you've used.
13. Wipe down benches.
14. Alternatively ring pizza delivery place.

How we suppose to do all that and hunt for the food as well!
Its only fair

 

[Larry6]

Originally posted by Chops
How we suppose to do all that and hunt for the food as well!
Its only fair

Well Chops ole chum, if the chief cook and bottle washer aint there you're in Biiiiiig trouble.

 

[Chops]

When I started this thread I hoped us guys could match it with the girls thread and post 4 pages of rubbish but it looks like I've fallen well short

 

[Larry6]

Originally posted by Chops
When I started this thread I hoped us guys could match it with the girls thread and post 4 pages of rubbish but it looks like I've fallen well short

Does that mean because I'm not a boy that I shouldn't have posted on this thread????????

 

[dancingdoggie17]

At least us girls have quality boring crap! lol

 

[Chops]

Originally posted by Larry6
Does that mean because I'm not a boy that I shouldn't have posted on this thread????????

Well have any boys posted on the "for the girls" thread? Your just filling our thread with useful information.

 

[Derek Zoolander]

Given half a chance...

 

[Derek Zoolander]

I can fill...

 

[Derek Zoolander]

any thread...

 

[Derek Zoolander]

with boring...

 

[Derek Zoolander]

garbage...

 

[Derek Zoolander]

see

 

[Larry6]

Some people

 

[Larry6]

obviously

 

[Larry6]

have nothing better

 

[Larry6]

to do

 

[Larry6]

than waffle on

 

[Larry6]

all day

 

[Larry6]

about nothing