Free trolling Thread - Merry Xmas from the Carlton Moderators

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Okay, been wondering what to get the haters, trolls, and assorted riff raff for xmas. I know we have had our differences but let's face it, we are all human beings ... or Pies and Tigers supporters.

I have decided that I will give you a thread where you can troll the Blues all you want to without fear of infraction.

Don't get into personal abuse of other posters, although feel free to serve it up to me just this once. Stay within the swear filter parameters (don't want kids reading your filth).

Trolling will be contained within this thread only as all board rules apply outside of it. Do it in any other thread and I will get a belly full of egg nog and think of new and inventive ways to upset your BigFooty experience.

Get in now as it won't be open too long.

Let it never be said that I don't have a sense of humour. Oh, and try and impress us with your creativity, you get a chance to show your stuff, don't embarass yourselves.

Merry Christmas scumbags!!!

(sensitive Carlton supporters, best give this thread a wide berth)

 

[Dramoth]

(sensitive Carlton supporters, best give this thread a wide berth)

what about those sensitive filth supporters...

If they cant handle it... Read "Merry xmas to you all" and if you cant handle that...

Go cry on your mummy's apron strings...

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

what about those sensitive filth supporters...

If they cant handle it... Read "Merry xmas to you all" and if you cant handle that...

Go cry on your mummy's apron strings...

Dramoth, hold back mate. It is rude to wash your hands in the punch before our guests arrive.

 

[linchpin]

So much to say ODN and so little time......

It really is Christmas.

Well here goes.....

There were three men and and animal....

Eddie, Buckley, a gimp and a goat......

 

[sherb]

Either ODNs has completely lost the plot or someone has hacked his account.

As if we don't cop enough crap from the brain-dead idiots on this site without openly inviting them onto our board.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Either ODNs has completely lost the plot or someone has hacked his account.

As if we don't cop enough crap from the brain-dead idiots on this site without openly inviting them onto our board.

I've lost the plot. I am feeling generous. Let's not consider this the Carlton board, let's call it Switzerland ... or the Bermuda Triangle. Better still, it's just like providing injection rooms or free condoms. At least the damage is contained.

I have a sneaking suspicion that very few will get into the spirit of this. An open invitation to troll messes with their minds.

Oh and sherb, the bottom line in the OP may apply to you. If you get squeamish, you may have to look away.

 

[AndyWalkersGirl]

Either ODNs has completely lost the plot or someone has hacked his account.

As if we don't cop enough crap from the brain-dead idiots on this site without openly inviting them onto our board.

Perhaps he has gotten into some early champers

 

[Dramoth]

Dramoth, hold back mate. It is rude to wash your hands in the punch before our guests arrive.

ODN... It wasnt my hands

But then again.. the filth would know the difference really... we all know what they do


All the same... it wouldnt be the same without those arseholes from our worst enemies there trying to mix it with us...

So to be honest... I wish everyone a merry xmas... and for the filth, not very happy new years...

 

[sherb]

Perhaps he has gotten into some early champers

I suspect it has to be something with considerably more "oomph" than champers AWG.

 

[emperor]

woooaahhh...blues mods lifting the iron curtain

this should end well

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

woooaahhh...blues mods lifting the iron curtain

this should end well

LOL ... we'll file that away in the 'tentatively poking head around the corner wondering what the catch is' basket.

 

[sherb]

I've lost the plot. I am feeling generous. Let's not consider this the Carlton board, let's call it Switzerland ... or the Bermuda Triangle. Better still, it's just like providing injection rooms or free condoms. At least the damage is contained.

Okay then........ I really hope this is a one-off though, otherwise I'd really like you to get the appropriate professional help.

I have a sneaking suspicion that very few will get into the spirit of this. An open invitation to troll messes with their minds.

Maybe, but it is almost a given that certain psychologically scarred, Carlton hating, completely obsessed nutcases will make an appearance. They won't be able to help themselves.

Oh and sherb, the bottom line in the OP may apply to you. If you get squeamish, you may have to look away.

I am sure curiosity will get the better of me at some stage. God knows why.

 

[Dramoth]

woooaahhh...blues mods lifting the iron curtain

this should end well

Hey... who cares... it's xmas... at the end of the day do you have anything really bad to say about Carlton...

 

[SS_Fury]

give judd back you bastards ....that is all

 

[sunnyTEE]

You have 3 spoons in 6 years.
You got on your knee's and grovelled for some cash from the afl
Gibbs is soft
You tanked
Your president is corrupt
You are a disgrace to the afl


ahhhhhhhh that feels so so good.

Merry Christmas

 

[Dramoth]

give judd back you bastards ....that is all

**** it... try and get Cuz off drugs...

Merry Xmas SS

Hope you have a good one... dont get to sunburnt

 

[BLmatt_20]

carlton suck

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

carlton suck

Is that the best you could do?

 

[SS_Fury]

im suburnt to shit acutally...and cuz likes his shit too much

 

[Dramoth]

carlton suck

And Brisbane had to depend on the AFL for how many years...

Grow a pair when you try and insult us... or I will get one of the board of brisbane to come around to yours to slap you...

And I have to go to work in 3.5 hours and I am still drinking and insulting other clubs..

All in the name of Xmas

have a better shot at us... if you have the balls

 

[Dramoth]

im suburnt to shit acutally...and cuz likes his shit too much

Aint that the truth...

thats the thing that always put me off the weagles...

And here am I suffering 3 days straight of hard frost where the temp barely gets above zero

 

[AndyWalkersGirl]

You have 3 spoons in 6 years.
You got on your knee's and grovelled for some cash from the afl
Gibbs is soft
You tanked
Your president is corrupt
You are a disgrace to the afl


ahhhhhhhh that feels so so good.

Merry Christmas

Geez, is that the best you could conjure up?

 

[sunnyTEE]

Im just testing the waters. It almost seems TOO good to be true.

 

[Dramoth]

Im just testing the waters. It almost seems TOO good to be true.

go for it...

If good comes around... we can have a slap at the filth on your board... but I dont think that it will happen...

but feel free to have your best shot...

 

[Smell The Glove]

Im just testing the waters. It almost seems TOO good to be true.

Bring it on, bitches!