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Remember Magnum, pride comes before a fall

I'm expecting to see a very fired up Richmond side this weekend (unless rumours of this operation Get Judd project they are talking about is true).
 
Magnum27 said:
Give me a reason for thinking you have any chance of beating us next week :D
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We're going to stab Judd (nicely), kick Kerr in the Jatz crackers and then beat the rest to a pulp by sneaky measures. Then win by default.

If we can even do that. :o :D


But seriously to get within 5 goals would have me content, a clear class above.
 
Cos you'll be so assured of winning, you'll start your party beforehand...and we all know what Weagles (are rumoured to) do at parties...so by the time you run out on the ground, you'll be hugging the grass and saying "lets be friends for ever"...

;)

We'll put triple strength laxatives in your water. etc etc.

;)
 

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kane249 said:
Remember Magnum, pride comes before a fall

I'm expecting to see a very fired up Richmond side this weekend (unless rumours of this operation Get Judd project they are talking about is true).
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Expect to see a lot of circle handball work, followed by a tackle and direct turnover or free kick and finally a goal for the coasters. The tigers have this piece of play mastered.
 
kane249 said:
Remember Magnum, pride comes before a fall

I'm expecting to see a very fired up Richmond side this weekend (unless rumours of this operation Get Judd project they are talking about is true).
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After all the crap lately i thought we could have a bit of fun, sure they will fire up for the 1st bounce but when coxy hits judd on the chest and he puts it down lynchys throat for the 1st they will realise it is a pointless exercise and bend over ;) :p
 
the club will hire a bunch of tough guys to go to the eagles interchange bench at the 20 min mark of the final quarter. they will drag one or two of your guys from the bench and throw them onto the field. johnson will call a headcount and lo and behold your score is wiped out. given that there will only be ten mins left in the game we might have a fighting chance of winning.

that would be my basic strategy anyway.
 
West Coast will treat this game like a Grand Final if it's the only time they play at the MCG this H+A season.

Worsfold will say "It's only Richmond, but this is your only chance to dominate at this ground so let's treat this like we will treat it in September!"

Richmond's main hope is that Nathan Brown can come back and all of our players suddenly find form... :D
 
beaver fever said:
Expect to see a lot of circle handball work, followed by a tackle and direct turnover or free kick and finally a goal for the coasters. The tigers have this piece of play mastered.
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dont forget a chain of three or more handballs progressively putting each player more and more under the pump until the last one directly or indirectly turns it over. i reckon they play a game where they see how many players they can get in the chain before it is turned over.
 
Darth_Tiger said:
dont forget a chain of three or more handballs progressively putting each player more and more under the pump until the last one directly or indirectly turns it over. i reckon they play a game where they see how many players they can get in the chain before it is turned over.
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It's like watching pass the parcel at a kid's birthday party. They all try to hang onto the thing until the last possible moment then when they realise the music's not gonna stop they offload it by practically throwing it to the person next to them with a flippant 'Well if I'm not gonna win then I don't care who does' attitude.
 

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lets keep a count (well, those of us who have nothing better to do with our time on saturday, personally i have to watch some paint dry followed by measuring ho w much the grass has grown) of these chains and see how many they can get. an award should be given to the players who get the biggest chain going. the bigfooty richmond forum chain award.

at least then the game might be slightly interesting.
 
tugga said:
It's like watching pass the parcel at a kid's birthday party. They all try to hang onto the thing until the last possible moment then when they realise the music's not gonna stop they offload it by practically throwing it to the person next to them with a flippant 'Well if I'm not gonna win then I don't care who does' attitude.
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yeah, good one tugga. thats exactly what its like. lol.
 
Darth_Tiger said:
the club will hire a bunch of tough guys to go to the eagles interchange bench at the 20 min mark of the final quarter. they will drag one or two of your guys from the bench and throw them onto the field. johnson will call a headcount and lo and behold your score is wiped out. given that there will only be ten mins left in the game we might have a fighting chance of winning.

that would be my basic strategy anyway.
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Your assuming a lot by thinking Richmond might have actually scored by this stage aren't you? :p
 

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beaver fever said:
Expect to see a lot of circle handball work, followed by a tackle and direct turnover or free kick and finally a goal for the coasters. The tigers have this piece of play mastered.
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Gets them every time.

Darth i reckon foley mighht win it with a total player count of 6 (for those who cant count 1 third of richmond players on the ground).


As for our chances of winning the hotel supplies the wrong kind of special K for breakfast and the eagles lose due to having no idea/not caring what happens on the field.
 
Tambo said:
lol.

First time I have ever thought..... ' I don't think I could be ****ed attending this game'
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I know the feeling Tambo, me too. Think I'll give the local footy a try.

East Ringwood vs Scoresby

Go the Roos!
 
There will be 2 teams on the ground.... of course Richmond will have a chance..... it just wont be a good one.... but it will be there.
 
Punt_Road_Roar said:
I hope your plane crashes :thumbsu:

Then we are a chance
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...but, but.... but Juddy!


The reason why Richmond can beat West Coast:

Terry Wallace.

He coached the Bulldogs to a win over the invincible Bombers of 2000 - the greatest team in history. He coached the same Richmond side you see now to a win over premiership favourites Adelaide.

Now the odds are against us again and we will bite ;)
 

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