A frog goes into a bank and walks up to the tellers window ..The teller says " Hi my name's Paddy Wack , How may i help you today ? "
The frog replys " Hello i would like a loan of $30,000...I'm a mate of the bank manager and my fathers Mick Jagger "
The teller then asks " well thats a lot of money and we would need some collateral for a loan of that size ...do you have any ? "
The frogs holds up a small pink elephant and says "all i have is this "
The teller takes the small elephant and goes to the managers office .
She says to the manager "theres a frog out there who says he's a mate of yours and he claims to be Mick Jaggers son , he wants a loan of $30,000 and all he has for collateral is this " she holds the elephant up and asks " what is it ? "
The manager looks at her and says " Thats a knick knack Paddy Wack , give the frog a loan , His old mans a rolling stone ! "
[This one is bad and barely made it in... Adrian]
The frog replys " Hello i would like a loan of $30,000...I'm a mate of the bank manager and my fathers Mick Jagger "
The teller then asks " well thats a lot of money and we would need some collateral for a loan of that size ...do you have any ? "
The frogs holds up a small pink elephant and says "all i have is this "
The teller takes the small elephant and goes to the managers office .
She says to the manager "theres a frog out there who says he's a mate of yours and he claims to be Mick Jaggers son , he wants a loan of $30,000 and all he has for collateral is this " she holds the elephant up and asks " what is it ? "
The manager looks at her and says " Thats a knick knack Paddy Wack , give the frog a loan , His old mans a rolling stone ! "
[This one is bad and barely made it in... Adrian]
