Society & Culture Funny Listings- Ebay, Gumtree, Craigslist etc.

[mike_]

Gumtree is a dime a dozen for these listings. I was looking out for some ps3 games when I found this gem:

Wanted: A best friend at whose home we can play Call of Duty (on PS3) at

http://melbourne.gumtree.com.au/c-C...lay-Call-of-Duty-on-PS3-at-W0QQAdIdZ341891394

So with my new best friends help, I would like to play at his or (her!!) house. I live in Clayton so if your living in a 5km radius would be ideal. And since I dont have a car, picking me up and dropping me off is essential for our friendship to blossom. It would be nice to be dropped off and picked up from work as well, but we can discuss that later.

In return I offer you my undying friendship, and if you would like tips on how to play CoD, my Kill death ratio is over 3!!. My nicknames for you will be 'best friend', 'bestie', 'bestable', and if you get me angry 'friendable'.

I am looking for a new best friend now because my current best friend has recently gotten fat and all he does is yell and scream about his fatness.

What are some of the odd listings you guys have come across?

 

[Dan Moody]

Sounds like a catch, unless the new bestable ends up fat.

 

[puntnut]

 

[Crimson Azure]

^ Or a tarp.

Does anyone have the guy selling his bike or the goy selling his life?

I also started a thread a while back about a funny message I got sent on eBay, I'll see if I can find it.