Media Furies Mad Monday to Tittybong

[TJASTA]

After the Furies disappointing loss to some bunch of campaigners, it was time for Mad Monday trip. This year it was to beloved Furies player TJASTA’s hometown of Tittybong. The whole list attended, except for Sterge who was stuck at the Hippodrome keeping good care of TJASTA and rfctiger74 ankle monitors. On the long road trip up, the beloved [sic] captains of the Furies Wacky Tiger and NaturalDisaster thought it would be a good idea to play some car games, the playing group disagreed and instead got on the piss (beer, goon, petrol etc.). TJASTA and rfctiger74 has already leaked some details about the trip:

not good!!!

JackNah_8 before pissing off for the tennis, turned me into the Scientologists for a half hat signed by Nadal

pretty solid

• manangatang got stuck in Lalbert Creek.
• 3121 premiers got stabbed with a plastic sfork.
• rfctiger74 got his goon stolen by local .... again.
• NaturalDisaster was dumped in the Cokum bush.
• JackNah_8 destroyed my TV because we could not get the French Open.
• Wacky Tiger was bored, due to the lack of internet connection. Campaigner found my playboys tho.
• Tigerturbulance had way too much Tittybong tap water.
• AND SOMEONE STOLE MY DVD SET OF SAMURAI JACK

I stole your dvd set. I set it on fire, then took a dump on the melted plastic remains.

I returned it via express post - did you not get it? Postal service is so unreliable. Will check the tracking number.

However, we have reach out to some of the players to hear their comments:

NaturalDisaster:

It was shit, I was forced to share a bunk bed with rfctiger74 and he threw tinnies at me in his sleep.

Wacky Tiger:
He was unable to comment, he just got a premium subscription on pornhub. We may never see him again.

rfctiger74:

got blind drunk on expired goon on the drive up

wrecked a kfc for being out of zinger burgers

got banned from the caravan park for singing hasslehoff songs nude at 4am in the morning

I do not know it yet, but while asleep drunk on the final day, you [TJASTA] had a tattooist tattoo U2tigers jumper with the caption "one day we shall be together sweet prince" on my left arse cheek.

JackNah_8:

No comment.
Just one comment directed to rfctiger74: karma.

manangatang:

I was looking forward to Furies Mad Monday in Tittybong like a man looks forward to a backyard vasectomy under the guidance of a blind hacksaw enthusiast.

However, what I experienced truly changed me forever. Food, drinks and antics were flowing like the Murray River.

My highlight was when rfctiger74 shoved NaturalDisaster’s head up a cow’s arse. Memorable.

I subsisted on a diet of Ginger Wine, white bread (with crusts) and bong water. In a stupor, I fell over a piece of roofing iron and cut a gaping wound on my left leg, narrowly missing my femoral artery.

Would I do it again? Probably not.

Helen Wheels:

My Little Pony says EVERYTHING is beautiful.

3121 premiers:

I heard about this place and thought it sounded like Barter Town, I had some items I knew were worth something, anything, maybe nothing, but I knew I could one up some country bumpkin into taking my crap and giving me whatever I wanted.

Plus TJASTA and Tigerturbulance told me about the annual tittybong Cow Tipping Extravaganza. How in the world could I not go just for that alone?

I can't go passed that special moment when I finally woke up three days after I tipped my first cow, surrounding me was two chickens, a harmonica, one signed photo of the Mayor of Tittybong, a half-eaten Chocolate Bavarian, a blow up sheep doll and one farmers daughter that may have been his son. That wasn't my favourite bit of the trip but, it was when I asked the local publican if they had T**ty girls in the Tittybong pub, he whipped his shirt off quick smart and jumped up on the bar....... I slipped him a pineapple and the rest as they say is history.

Got my tickets booked for next year’s Mad Monday.

Tigerturbulance:

As a campaigner who hates lining up Tittybong ticks that box and l reckon Tittybong should be on every decent Aussies bucket list. My only concerns were your [TJASTA] golf cart could not accommodate us all and the Tittybong dollar [dong] is stronger than the Aussie dollar at the moment so the exchange rate isn't good.

My Favourite moment was when Tittybong midget entertainer Max Harding who works for Dwarf My Party, was set on fire by rfctiger74

Throwing beer cans at manangatang who was chasing the little fire ball around your [TJASTA] golf cart trying to put him out with his magicians cape comes in as my second favourite moment.

TJASTA:

Going back home was a big deal, but it was also a bad idea. I now have no TV; my DVD collection is no longer in alphabetical order, all my medicine is gone, and my mates all now have alcohol poisoning.

best

As the Furies head back home (without the captains), it was very clear that everypony had a great time. It has already been suggested that the Furies pre-season camp will be back in Tittybong.

-TJASTA, Tittybong Express

 

[Yakker]

Tittybong? Would have thought for sure you lot would have gone to Goonyella for you end of year trip.

 

[TJASTA]

Tittybong? Would have thought for sure you lot would have gone to Goonyella for you end of year trip.

maybe next season

 

[I Dont Care]

Tittybong? Would have thought for sure you lot would have gone to Goonyella for you end of year trip.

All their goons are belong to me

 

[Yakker]

All their goons are belong to me

Poorbullame

 

[Ned_Flanders]

All their goons are belong to me

you have a reckoning a coming....

 

[Yakker]

maybe next season

I heard next season was Woodenbong?

 

[TRUMAN#1]

you have a reckoning a coming....

Show us the Tatt

 

[I Dont Care]

you have a reckoning a coming....

Yes. Your neck is going to punch my fist

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Show us the Tatt

dont you have a final to lose?

 

[Ned_Flanders]

Yes. Your neck is going to punch my fist

I got rid of your girlfriend, you have no fear for me

how about we sort this out once and for all, my mates have a place at an old bank in Snowtown we can catch up at

 

[I Dont Care]

I got rid of your girlfriend, you have no fear for me

how about we sort this out once and for all, my mates have a place at an old bank in Snowtown we can catch up at

I gather there's enough barrels for you and your mates? It will be like shooting fish in a barrel

 

[Helen Wheels]

 

[TJASTA]

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Hate those campaigners at the Tittybong Times.

 

[Helen Wheels]

Hate those campaigners at the Tittybong Times.

The Bonger Bugle is better, cos it's printed on rice paper and, I tellya, the spliffs you can roll ...
Plus, the Personal Services Colour Supplement and centrefold every week.

 

[fumbler]

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That Mayor Guy sure knows how to tip a cow.

 

[JackNah_8]

I got rid of your girlfriend, you have no fear for me

how about we sort this out once and for all, my mates have a place at an old bank in Snowtown we can catch up at

What are you talking about

 

[fumbler]

What are you talking about

What you talkin’ about every pony

 

[Ned_Flanders]

What are you talking about

I thought you weren't talking to me princess half hat?

 

[JackNah_8]

I thought you weren't talking to me princess half hat?

I'm not talking to you . Nothing has changed.

 

[fumbler]

I'm not talking to you . Nothing has changed.

Is this why you’re leaving the Furies?

 

[JackNah_8]

Is this why you’re leaving the Furies?

No comment

 

[Ned_Flanders]

No comment

You say the nicest things

 

[JackNah_8]

You say the nicest things

I try

 

[GotTheGoodes]

I heard from a mate who lives out that way... he said the thick smoke haze is only just easing up a little today.

Good work!!