Entertainment & Music Futurama

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[Eth]

Good thread.

 

[moistie]

 

[Cory]

It's a great show right behind the Simpsons for me

 

[Cory]

Zap Brannigan that is all

 

[Cory]

Captain Zapp Brannigan: You can't be too careful with these codes. Rumor has it a double agent is aboard this very ship.
[Stares at Kif]

Captain Zapp Brannigan: I'm watching you. You, ensign. What's your name?

Hugh Man: [Clearly a Decapodian in disguise] Hugh Man, sir.

Captain Zapp Brannigan: Hugh Man? Now that's a name you can trust. Run down to the central battle computer and enter these codes. Chop, chop!
[Gives the codes to "Hugh", who scuttles out of the bridge]

Kif Kroker: Um, sir, there's something about that ensign that's...

Captain Zapp Brannigan: You're damn right there is. That strapping young lad is gunning for your job, and he just might get it.
["Hugh" is seen out the window on a shuttle flying to the Decapodian ship]

 

[Eth]

 

[Lemma]

 

[NitroFan]

champagen comedy

 

[bungalow_bill]

Zap Brannigan that is all

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Leela: Look at these guys. Do you have any idea what the average span of their reign was?
Fry: Eighty thousand years?
Leela: No. One week!
Fry: Damn! I knew you wouldn’t have asked me unless it was really low or really high.

 

[Byron_Clanger]

Leela: Fry, don’t you recognise me?

Fry: Hermes?

 

[Byron_Clanger]

 

[Byron_Clanger]

 

[ManWithNoName]

I love Kif. His sighs kill me every time.

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[ManWithNoName]

You can talk TV, movies, radio, anything. This is my favourite smash cut joke EVER.

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[Smoooothy]

Ahh, shes built like a steakhouse, but handles like a bistro

 

[Hipster Doofus]

Great show

 

[Illinois Nazi]

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[The Passenger]

 

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Death… by snu-snu!

 

[Cory]

You'll never guess were i've just been