Gary Ablett Junior is so bald

[Triggering Tiger]

GAJ is so bald that when he put on a sweater, folks thought he was a roll on deoderant!

GAJ is so bald, I could polish his head and take him bowling.

GAJ is so bald that Vin Diesel thought he was his twin.

GAJ is so bald that when i rubbed on his head i could see the future.

GAJ is so bald, you could draw a line down the middle of his head and it would look like my ass.

GAJ is so bald, I thought he was Mr. Sheen.

 

[Smedts_2]

I am with you in your time of shame.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

I am with you in your time of shame.

 

[STPer18]

A broken supporter base.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

A broken supporter base.

 

[STPer18]

Twitter buzzwords.

 

[And_ROOS]

This thread is so bad, I thought it was a Footy Is The Win thread.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Twitter buzzwords.

This thread is so bad, I thought it was a Footy Is The Win thread.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

GAJ is so bald, when he goes to bed, his head slips off the pillow.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

GAJ is soo bald even the hairdressers used his head for a mirror

 

[Triggering Tiger]

GAJ is so bald, we thought the sun was rising when he got up

 

[Triggering Tiger]

GAJ is so bald, when he puts on a turtle neck he looks like a busted condom.

 

[STPer18]

You might want to start a new account again after this effort. Not sure there's any coming back from this.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

GAJ is so bald even a wig wouldn't help!

 

[Triggering Tiger]

You might want to start a new account again after this effort. Not sure there's any coming back from this.

Sorry i can't hear you from your melt.

 

[Lethality]

Gary Ablett is so bald that he has no hair on his head

 

[Triggering Tiger]

GAJ is so bald that he took a shower and got brain-washed.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

GAJ is so bald that when he stood near a wall Lil wayne sang "Mirror On The Wall"

 

[HAPPY CHEFFY]

Wow, this is terrible.

 

[Lethality]

Wow, this is terrible.

Another fish landed

 

[STPer18]

Another fish landed

 

[Lethality]

Gary Ablett is so bald that I can't see myself in the reflection of his head because it's way too bright

 

[Lethality]

I sympathise with your melt but it's no excuse for ableist language

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Wow, this is terrible.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

GAJ is so bold,;he can change a tyre correctly and not call the RACV