Rumour Gastro

[Samuri Pizza Cat]

Can confirm Astbury was the only player who hadn’t been well...

No excuses last week bar bad game

 

[parmy2balmey]

collingwood supporters drink gastro for breakfast

we were probably poisoned by that magpie snitch Kate sheehan

 

[Shazza_]

Can confirm Astbury was the only player who hadn’t been well...

No excuses last week bar bad game

lol arseberry was in full training when he had it until the last minute when they quarantined him

more than likely he gave it to others . spreads like wildfire

 

[biaseddustyfan]

reckon afl will allow a rematch on friday given our illnesses last week

 

[fargothegreat]

Let's not speculate.

Until someone with credible inside info comes out and says it, I'm of the belief that we were just outplayed.

Even if it were true, the club would never tell us as they wouldn't want to make excuses

 

[Shazza_]

The 2nd half makes me doubt it. We played reasonably well.
Also wasn’t Cotch the other one rumoured to have it? He was one of our best , so it can’t have been that bad. We just got caught napping and Collingwood made us pay.

in the 2017 saints “gastro game” we kicked 1 goal in the first half and 9 in the second half and it was confirmed a bug went through the camp

 

[Tigerbob]

6 of the 22 had the bug. Astbury the worst.

 

[Muddiemoose]

I don’t know if I buy into the whole gastro thing but one thing I did notice was on instagram the night before the game Cotch’s mrs posted on her story that she was sleeping in the spare room that night

So it’s possible she was doing this because she had a bug

 

[Shazza_]

Let's not speculate.

Until someone with credible inside info comes out and says it, I'm of the belief that we were just outplayed.

Even if it were true, the club would never tell us as they wouldn't want to make excuses

yeah unless caro or Tiger71 leaks it we will never know

 

[biaseddustyfan]

I don’t know if I buy into the whole gastro thing but one thing I did notice was on instagram the night before the game Cotch’s mrs posted on her story that she was sleeping in the spare room that night

So it’s possible she was doing this because she had a bug

maybe cotch had another lady over

 

[Drofder]

I've done 3 dumps today and feel another coming on. *** you Dave you ****.

 

[Shazza_]

I don’t know if I buy into the whole gastro thing but one thing I did notice was on instagram the night before the game Cotch’s mrs posted on her story that she was sleeping in the spare room that night

So it’s possible she was doing this because she had a bug

first damico costs us a flag in 82 and now chimp’s missus has cost us number #12 ...

 

[Tazzaye]

Aaaannnnnnnddd here come the excuses!!!

 

[parmy2balmey]

ive sent a dozen letters to the holden centre that are covered, and I mean COVERED, in microscopic fecal matter

get down there at night and rub all the door handles with ass germs

the shit munchers are probably immune but old yanky doodle could end up with a cold sore

 

[Shazza_]

ive sent a dozen letters to the holden centre that are covered, and I mean COVERED, in microscopic fecal matter

get down there at night and rub all the door handles with ass germs

the shit munchers are probably immune but old yanky doodle could end up with a cold sore

can we pay some sick campaigner to go there and have autographs signed at open training

 

[biaseddustyfan]

reports of over 100 crowd members in the front few rows catching gastro from our back 6

 

[parmy2balmey]

can we pay some sick campaigner to go there and have autographs signed at open training

stick the pen up your ass for a few hours then give it to grundy to sign your ****

 

[fargothegreat]

6 of the 22 had the bug. Astbury the worst.

Who were the 6 and how do you know?

 

[Nostradumbass]

This theory is giving me the shits

 

[Shazza_]

6 of the 22 had the bug. Astbury the worst.

source

 

[Muddiemoose]

source

Tomato

 

[Shazza_]

stick the pen up your ass for a few hours then give it to grundy to sign your ****

poty (or potty)

 

[biaseddustyfan]

will pies be stripped of the cup if the investigation reveals eddie infected us with gastro?

 

[Tigerbob]

Who were the 6 and how do you know?

Out of respect not divulging the names or whom told me.

 

[TJTIGER]

Many say if you're off 5 percent then anyone can knock you off. How much does gastro, surgery etc take out of players? I'd say at least the 5 per cent.

Don't want to under rate the pies performance, but there were mitigating circumstances. Given the way the boys have played over the last 18 months or so, the game was very unRichmond like....