Ghost Stories

[CaptainDangerfield]

I'm a sucker for a good ghost story. Anyone got any.

 

[finbarr]

"One evening, Jan and Cindy claim to have seen a ghost but is revealed to be a trick by Greg, Peter and Bobby. This leads the girls to use the same tactics the boys used to scare them. However, things get out of hand when Alice becomes the target of the scare tactics but Mike and Carol inadvertently become the victims."

 

[CaptainDangerfield]

If you're going to be sarcastic Finnie at least try and make it funny. Like the majority of your supporterbase, you really are a *****er.

 

[finbarr]

If you're going to be sarcastic Finnie at least try and make it funny. Like the majority of your supporterbase, you really are a *****er.

Just shutup and be thankful someone posted in your crap thread, Springy.

 

[CaptainDangerfield]

Just shutup and be thankful someone posted in your crap thread, Springy.

Now that's more like it Finnie. You can't help yourself can you. You can take the boy out of Alberton.

 

[finbarr]

Now that's more like it Finnie. You can't help yourself can you loser.

Come on Springy. Two responses and you still haven't brought up Peter Burgoyne's alleged off-field indiscretions? You're slipping old boy.

 

[CaptainDangerfield]

Come on Springy. Two responses and you still haven't brought up Peter Burgoyne's alleged off-field indiscretions? You're slipping old boy.

What off field indiscretions. Surely you're mistaken. I'm sure all good Port suppoerters like yourself would love to see Pete dating your sister or daughter, he's a model citizen.

Seriously, you gotta admit mate with some deplorable off field incidents from some of your players, a largely bandwagon supporter base and your minnow status ( less popular than Freo ) you are a pretty easy target.

 

[CrazyQ]

"One evening, Jan and Cindy claim to have seen a ghost but is revealed to be a trick by Greg, Peter and Bobby. This leads the girls to use the same tactics the boys used to scare them. However, things get out of hand when Alice becomes the target of the scare tactics but Mike and Carol inadvertently become the victims."

 

[Marklar_33]

"One evening, Jan and Cindy claim to have seen a ghost but is revealed to be a trick by Greg, Peter and Bobby. This leads the girls to use the same tactics the boys used to scare them. However, things get out of hand when Alice becomes the target of the scare tactics but Mike and Carol inadvertently become the victims."

Ooh, do go on!

 

[jimmy35]

"One evening, Jan and Cindy claim to have seen a ghost but is revealed to be a trick by Greg, Peter and Bobby. This leads the girls to use the same tactics the boys used to scare them. However, things get out of hand when Alice becomes the target of the scare tactics but Mike and Carol inadvertently become the victims."

Mmmm Jan.

 

[Bombers 2003]

Mmmm Jan.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM Carol

 

[finbarr]

Top thread

 

[Total Power]

Thread failure... Good stuff Chokie

 

[Dirty Rutten Scoundrel]

There once was a warrior name Josh. He was of the Francou clan. He was a brutal and effective warrior, however was a dirty combatent. He lead his battalion to many small victories, however was unable to lead them to major victories against their enemies. However, in which would happen to be his greatest moment, he was stuck down and fell in battle, whilst the marauders from Alberton successfuly overran and destroyed the Bris-bane empire, leaving it the crumbling mess you see today.

However Josh could not let it go, and his ghost lingers on this day, haunting Alberton Oval with its presence. His spirit is looked upon with pity and his family name is disgraced as he remains with those whos careers are living whilst his is well and truly dead.

 

[Dirty Rutten Scoundrel]

BTW: Ghost stories are for weenies.