Game Gird your loins and make some end of year predictions! (WIN A PRIZE!)

[TheCatStevensExperience]

Hello friends,

HUGE thanks to the Community Manager who gave me a week off to rest up before a cracking finals series!*

Here are some predictions from everybody's new favourite poster, who a couple of dondalingers are convinced is an old poster. The old poster clearly rustled their jimmies until their wizard sleeves were red raw, so safe to say I must be on the right posting track if they're still highly emotional about it all.

The Cat Stevens Experience Predictions for Finals/Trade/Off-season/Draft Period 2023:

• Collingwood will straight set
• Essendon will win trade week
• A team with a strong midfield will win the flag (Probably Melbourne or Brisbane, Carlton an outside chance)
• Dustin Martin will leave the Tugboats
• Brodie Grundy will end up at Port but will retire/be playing SANFL within 2 years of moving back
• Toby Greene will do something suspension worthy but won't get suspended
• A Richmond player will have a run in with the cops
• So will some Collingwood flog
• Jack the Ginnipig will have his head ripped off. No free will be paid.
• Christian Petracca will win the Brownlow. This is because umpires think contested possessions are better than soft, outside uncontested ones. Also because Clayton Oliver
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  Clayton Oliver

  Age

  26

  Ht

  189cm

  Wt

  88kg

  Pos.

  Mid

  Career

  Season

  Last 5

  D

  27.8

  5star

  K

  9.5

  4star

  HB

  18.4

  5star

  M

  3.2

  3star

  T

  6.3

  5star

  CL

  6.3

  5star

  D

  25.1

  5star

  K

  11.1

  4star

  HB

  14.0

  5star

  M

  3.6

  4star

  T

  5.6

  5star

  CL

  5.9

  5star

  D

  19.2

  5star

  K

  4.6

  2star

  HB

  14.6

  5star

  M

  2.0

  3star

  T

  4.4

  5star

  CL

  3.8

  5star

  has been off for a large stretch with <redacted> er, a hamstring...injury
• Spreaders/DanVIC and Triggered Tiger will melt endlessly - it will be like a fondue of s**t
• Flog of the Year will go to a Collingwood supporter

What have you got, Bay?

Most accurate, out there prediction (as judged by yours truly) gets a year's Premium Platinum.

[redacted]you're not doing yourself any favours posting pm's[/redacted]

 

[TheCatStevensExperience]

Hrm just looking at the 'gift' options, maybe we can band together and unban the real Cheffy? Or is he not banned?

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Carlton premiers, Adam Cerra Norm Smith Medalist.
Scumpies out in straight sets.

 

[TheCatStevensExperience]

Carlton premiers, Adam Cerra Norm Smith Medalist.
Scumpies out in straight sets.

I like this. It's a brave prediction. Carlton's actual midfield vs Collingwood's cobbled-together facsimilie should be a joy to watch.

Pendlebury to retire at half time.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Hrm just looking at the 'gift' options, maybe we can band together and unban the real Cheffy? Or is he not banned?

 

[TheCatStevensExperience]

Dinsdale - it wasn't a PM - it's a post on my public profile - anyone can see it. Am I not allowed to quote those? Happy to chat in a private message if easier

Don't want to break the rules

 

[Dinsdale]

Dinsdale - it wasn't a PM - it's a post on my public profile - anyone can see it. Am I not allowed to quote those? Happy to chat in a private message if easier

Don't want to break the rules

the great unwashed dont need or care to know about your squabbles.

 

[TheCatStevensExperience]

the great unwashed dont need or care to know about your squabbles.

Can they hear about my grand adventures on the main board?

Anyway, the IMPORTANT thing is that I am back <3

 

[Dinsdale]

Can they hear about my grand adventures on the main board?

Anyway, the IMPORTANT thing is that I am back <3

do what you like, you know the consequences. Main boreds are far less tolerant than the Bay.

 

[TheCatStevensExperience]

do what you like, you know the consequences. Main boreds are far less tolerant than the Bay.

Yes, I am learning that.

I will stick to the paddle pool, I think

 

[Triggering Tiger]

do what you like, you know the consequences. Main boreds are far less tolerant than the Bay.

I wish he'd stay on main board.

 

[STPer18]

LOLPIES to straight set.

13thmond to try trade PLOPper and CLANGERanto to fast-track the rebuild.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

LOLPIES to straight set.

13thmond to try trade PLOPper and CLANGERanto to fast-track the rebuild.

Lol so much deflect and melting anger in that post...

 

[Tiger2709]

Chris Scott

Chris Scott

Age

47

Ht

182cm

Wt

89kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.6

4star

K

11.2

4star

HB

5.4

4star

M

5.1

5star

T

1.6

4star

G

0.4

3star

No current season stats available

D

13.2

4star

K

10.2

4star

HB

3.0

3star

M

2.2

3star

T

2.8

5star

G

0.4

3star

to quit when he realises G12long are no longer a danger to anyone and in 44 years he'll be an angry 91years old

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Chris Scott to quit when he realises Geelong are no longer a danger to anyone and in 44 years he'll be an angry 91years old

Geelong are not in the finals friend.
Don't be like dumb and dumber (TT and AP) and have Geelong living rent free in your mind

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Chris Scott to quit when he realises Geelong are no longer a danger to anyone and in 44 years he'll be an angry 91years old

I doubt he'll make it past 50 if he keeps coaching that rabble.

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Geelong are not in the finals friend.
Don't be like dumb and dumber (TT and AP) and have Geelong living rent free in your mind

Tell that to your scats mates because i don't think they're aware of that yet.

Btw what's going on with insults again EJ i thought we were past this?

 

[Tiger2709]

Geelong are not in the finals friend.
Don't be like dumb and dumber (TT and AP) and have Geelong living rent free in your mind

Your title didn't mention finals just end of year predictions friend.

Where's my prize?

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Your title didn't mention finals just end of year predictions friend.

Wheres my prize?

I am not the OP Albert

 

[Triggering Tiger]

Your title didn't mention finals just end of year predictions friend.

Where's my prize?

It's svenska flog's thread friend.

 

[Tiger2709]

Tell that to your scats mates because i don't think they're aware of that yet.

Btw what's going on with insults again EJ i thought we were past this?

You don't pick on your own teams supporters TT, EJ is just happy his second favourite team made finals.

 

[Tiger2709]

I am not the OP Albert

Sorry its hard to tell if your all the same person or not, so where's my prize

 

[Elmer_Judd]

Tell that to your scats mates because i don't think they're aware of that yet.

Btw what's going on with insults again EJ i thought we were past this?

No offence intended

Still reckon you should try troll more clubs apart from Geelong

Collingwood and Essendon are very worthy of your wrath

 

[Tiger2709]

It's svenska flog's thread friend.

Yeah but who really cares I just want a prize.

 

[Tiger2709]

No offence intended

Still reckon you should try troll more clubs apart from Geelong

Collingwood and Essendon are very worthy of your wrath

They're low hanging fruit, Essendon no finals...again, Collingwood racist runners up etc.