Global Warming

[Teffy]

Man, I can't sleep at night worrying about this.

Is anyone else worried?

Do you think if enough of us get sufficiently stressed out then it might somehow magically fix itself?

 

[Deleted member 98541]

I've started to turn off the lights when I leave the room. If we all do it, we could buy ourselves a few extra years.

 

[Flawed Genius]

Any chance we had of fixing this problem went out the window when we delisted Michael Wundke.

 

[TheKanga]

August was alot warmer than usual...
The beginning of the end?

 

[Teffy]

Any chance we had of fixing this problem went out the window when we delisted Michael Wundke.

Pay that.

......Obba was the beginning of the snowball effect.

 

[GreatBradScott]

Lachie Hansen is our only hope.

I remember going to Etihad Stadium last year against the Power when it was about 12 degrees outside during the day, perfect winter weather.

The Carlton and Brisbane night games last year, both had conditions in which the temperature was terrible, freezing winter nights.

Lachie kicked 5 against the Power, and played really good games against the Lions and Carlton taking a f***ton of contested marks at CHF.

Lachie played well against the Lions this year, also when it seemed their was literally a fog around the ground in subzero conditions, in the middle of the day.

Theory? Well, either Lachie Hansen is able to negate the heating effects of the sun, or he's Frozone from the Incredibles.

 

[Teffy]

Lachie Hansen is our only hope.

I remember going to Etihad Stadium last year against the Power when it was about 12 degrees outside during the day, perfect winter weather.

The Carlton and Brisbane night games last year, both had conditions in which the temperature was terrible, freezing winter nights.

Lachie kicked 5 against the Power, and played really good games against the Lions and Carlton taking a f***ton of contested marks at CHF.

Lachie played well against the Lions this year, also when it seemed their was literally a fog around the ground in subzero conditions, in the middle of the day.

Theory? Well, either Lachie Hansen is able to negate the heating effects of the sun, or he's Frozone from the Incredibles.

*stands and applauds*

The man absorbs CO2 and farts Ozone.

Lachie for president of everything.

 

[Flawed Genius]

*stands and applauds*

Lachie for president of everything.

I for one welcome our new laconic overlord.

 

[Deleted member 98541]

Abolish Mondays.

 

[GreatBradScott]

I for one welcome our new laconic overlord.

Only if he works on the handlebar moustache over the pre-season. I'd give him a game for that alone.

 

[Flawed Genius]

Only if he works on the handlebar moustache over the pre-season. I'd give him a game for that alone.

Lachie Hansen: A Man For The People And For Your Lawn

 

[GreatBradScott]

Lachie Hansen: A Man For The People And For Your Lawn

Lachie Hansen for Sheriff.

Jack Ziebell for Deputy.


Now that's a 70's TV Cop Show I'd watch.

 

[naturally north]

I've started to turn off the lights when I leave the room. If we all do it, we could buy ourselves a few extra years.

ya know you can call me selfish, but I'd like 25 deg days in June, sure 73 deg's in the shade during summer may take some getting used to, but one month at a time is the best approach.

So as I've two cars with a 11 litres between 'em, I'm living up to my end of the bargain- are you?

 

[Teffy]

Lachie Hansen for Sheriff.

Jack Ziebell for Deputy.

I have always suspected that those two have got a bit of Brokeback Mountain action happening.


......

WHOA, WHAT A SHIT HOT GOAL! Hey, do ya suppose Lachie saw it? PERHAPS IF I JUUUUUUUST STICK MY BUTT OUT A LITTLE BIT.....................

..........HE SAW IT!

COME HERE YA BIG LUG!

 

[Deleted member 98541]

Notice Ziebs does the full wrap around and guess who does the half arsed hand on side job.

 

[breeno]

I for one welcome our new laconic overlord.

Lol!

 

[Hunters Host #3]

Lachie Hansen for Sheriff.

But, they'll (BigFooty) accuse him of being;

Only one positive.

Teffy will see Lachie put on the weight he dreams about by slamming the Doughy Nuts while Jack does all the enforcing.

 

[Ghostwriter]

Global warming will cease to be a problem once Gillard and Brown are gone, what are we going to do leave all the coal in the ground for someone else to burn?

 

[GreatBradScott]

But, they'll (BigFooty) accuse him of being;

Only one positive.

Teffy will see Lachie put on the weight he dreams about by slamming the Doughy Nuts while Jack does all the enforcing.

Everyone wins in this situation.

Doughy Nuts = Farts = Cold Weather.

Jack enforces in his sleep. No need to fret.

 

[Deleted member 98541]

maybe find a way to burn it that doesn't involve killing the planet

 

[DarwinRoo]

If we stop the boats we stop global warming.

 

[DarwinRoo]

i have always suspected that those two have got a bit of brokeback mountain action happening.


......

whoa, what a shit hot goal! Hey, do ya suppose lachie saw it? Perhaps if i juuuuuuust stick my butt out a little bit.....................

..........he saw it!

come here ya big lug!

fap fap fap

 

[Metal_Magpie]

 

[MaddAdam]

I for one welcome our new laconic overlord.

You need to win a prize of some sort for that.

 

[MaddAdam]

Mum, can we keep this Collingwood supporter?

Its so cute.