Media Goal shoot-out likely in Round 4 encounter

[Headless]

Goal shoot-out likely in Round 4 encounter

Excitement is building ahead of a likely shoot-out in the Round 4 clash between the Demons and the Gumbies.

Full forward for and ex-captain of the Gumbies Barrybran is openly chasing the Fred Medal in Season 33, which has, no doubt, caught the eye of local position analyst Tony Lynn 15. According to Barrybran:

In season 33, I am back at the pointy end looking for sausage rolls and taking you all along for the ride. Together, we’ll share the ups and downs of my performances, my opponents and my competitors in the race for the Fred Medal in what will hopefully be a triumphant season for yours truly.​

After the first three rounds, Barrybran has registered a total of just four goals, allegedly causing panic in the selection committee, headed by DenieD. On the other side of the coin, interchange specialist Headless has scored a total of six goals off the pine, with absolutely no #fanfare.

	Barrybran	Headless
Club	Gumbies FFC	Mount Buller Demons
Starting position	Full forward	Interchange #2
#fanfare	HEAPS!	Zero
Goals so far in Season 33	Four (that's 4)	Six (that's 6)

Some argue that Barrybran is due for a blinder this Sunday at the Snow Dome. Others suggest Headless will continue quietly putting together an All-Sweet FA-level season, extending the current 50% output lead over full forward Barrybran. Perhaps both are true.

One thing's for sure: there's only one way to find out, and that's by tuning in to the match-up this weekend.

 

[Headless]

I'm hearing the Gumbies' leadership group is SCRAMBLING on the back of this thread.

GWS Goose Barrybran Riviat DenieD

That's what I'm hearing.

 

[Barrybran]

Stay tuned for The Fred Diaries (I will catch up!)

 

[Headless]

Stay tuned for The Fred Diaries (I will catch up!)

No need mate - the two main players have already been analysed here.

 

[serial_thrilla]

 

[Callums_Guns]

With manangatang in red hot form at full back Rodney Dangerfield has already been seen polishing up his goal kicking boots

INT#2 match up this week will be one for the ages with Barrybran vs Headless

 

[Headless]

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I think Barrybran is suffering from too much #fanfare.

I, on the other hand, prefer to go about my business quietly. It's one of many reasons that make me both a success and an icon.

From the Demons and Gumbies, sante, Dory_77, and CatToTheFuture have also scored more goals than Barrybran so far this season, and GWS Goose, jmoo wan, Azarole, and Proper Gander have scored just as many.

 

[Headless]

With manangatang in red hot form at full back Rodney Dangerfield has already been seen polishing up his goal kicking boots

INT#2 match up this week will be one for the ages with Barrybran vs Headless

Kennedy Parker has been itching to re-start the DANGERZONE thread.

 

[Barrybran]

I think Barrybran is suffering from too much #fanfare.

I, on the other hand, prefer to go about my business quietly. It's one of many reasons that make me both a success and an icon.

From the Demons and Gumbies, sante, Dory_77, and CatToTheFuture have also scored more goals than Barrybran so far this season, and GWS Goose, jmoo wan, Azarole, and Proper Gander have scored just as many.

Let's not forget the star of the show. eDPS kicked more in ONE GAME than I have in three. I haven't got around to doing the stats yet but I reckon ossie_21 would have at least four goals as well.

 

[Callums_Guns]

Let's not forget the star of the show. eDPS kicked more in ONE GAME than I have in three. I haven't got around to doing the stats yet but I reckon ossie_21 would have at least four goals as well.

Yet if you play in the middle you would most likely get BOG with 30+ disposals and 4 goals

 

[serial_thrilla]

I think Barrybran is suffering from too much #fanfare.

I, on the other hand, prefer to go about my business quietly. It's one of many reasons that make me both a success and an icon.

From the Demons and Gumbies, sante, Dory_77, and CatToTheFuture have also scored more goals than Barrybran so far this season, and GWS Goose, jmoo wan, Azarole, and Proper Gander have scored just as many.

Fun fact: six Roys players have kicked equal to or more goals than Barry.

 

[Headless]

Let's not forget the star of the show. eDPS kicked more in ONE GAME than I have in three. I haven't got around to doing the stats yet but I reckon ossie_21 would have at least four goals as well.

Apologies - there were just so many to list that I become a little fatigued and couldn't finish.

 

[Headless]

Fun fact: six Roys players have kicked equal to or more goals than Barry.

That is a fun fact!

 

[Barrybran]

Yet if you play in the middle you would most likely get BOG with 30+ disposals and 4 goals

You're not far off the mark. I kicked nine goals in five games at full forward last season, switched myself to HFF, became one of the, if not the, league's best players, and the Gumbies went 9-2.

I'm actually not playing bad qooty this season. The coach just won't give me a proper run. He must think I shagged his missus or ran over his cat.

 

[Headless]

I'm surprised okeydoke7 didn't opt for the Gumbies, given there's such a glaring availability at full forward.

 

[Callums_Guns]

I'm surprised okeydoke7 didn't opt for the Gumbies, given there's such a glaring availability at full forward.

Squad is full because of Ned

 

[Headless]

Squad is full because of Ned

Ned_Flanders is such a cheeky scallywag.

 

[jmoo wan]

I think Barrybran is suffering from too much #fanfare.

I, on the other hand, prefer to go about my business quietly. It's one of many reasons that make me both a success and an icon.

From the Demons and Gumbies, sante, Dory_77, and CatToTheFuture have also scored more goals than Barrybran so far this season, and GWS Goose, jmoo wan, Azarole, and Proper Gander have scored just as many.

plus mine were all from 50 out on the boundary on my non-preferred foot

 

[Headless]

plus mine were all from 50 out on the boundary on my non-preferred foot

I've heard all of Barrybran's were from the goal square.

 

[CatToTheFuture]

I think Barrybran is suffering from too much #fanfare.

I, on the other hand, prefer to go about my business quietly. It's one of many reasons that make me both a success and an icon.

From the Demons and Gumbies, sante, Dory_77, and CatToTheFuture have also scored more goals than Barrybran so far this season, and GWS Goose, jmoo wan, Azarole, and Proper Gander have scored just as many.

To be fair, I am pretty amazing

 

[CatToTheFuture]

I'm hearing the Gumbies' leadership group is SCRAMBLING on the back of this thread.

GWS Goose Barrybran Riviat DenieD

That's what I'm hearing.

Scrambling eggs for breakfast yes

 

[CatToTheFuture]

plus mine were all from 50 out on the boundary on my non-preferred foot

Technically all of.my goals have been from a different time zone so beat that

 

[Headless]

To be fair, I am pretty amazing

Source?

Scrambling eggs for breakfast yes

Source?

 

[CatToTheFuture]

Source?


Source?

Source 1: your mum told me

Sauce 2: Worcestershire but not lea and perrins. Holbrooks only

 

[Headless]

Source 1: your mum told me

Sauce 2: Worcestershire but not lea and perrins. Holbrooks only

Oh well I don't believe either of these, you cheeky scoundrel.