Golf Tip

[66MunsterT]

***------- GOLF CHUCKLE -------***


1. Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder width apart
2. Form a loose grip
3. Keep your head down
4. Avoid a quick backswing
5. Stay out of the water
6. Try not to hit anyone
7. If you are taking too long, please let others go ahead
of you
8. Don't stand directly in front of others
9. Quiet please...while others are preparing to go
10. Don't take extra strokes.

Well done. Now flush the urinal. Go outside and tee off!

Cheers,

The Munster.

 

[you_idiot]

LMAO! Thanks, Munster! Great chuckle.

By the way, my golf handicap is the very fact that I even play the damn game.

Cheers,
William

 

[lazer]

Very funny

 

[SeinDude]

Originally posted by you_idiot
By the way, my golf handicap is the very fact that I even play the damn game.

you_idiot,

My golf handicap is what's holding me back... a complete lack of ability is my handicap!! Let's just say I get good value for my money when I play, (number of shots) and also good exercise as well!!

Cheers!!
SeinDude

 

[you_idiot]

Originally posted by SeinDude


you_idiot,

My golf handicap is what's holding me back... a complete lack of ability is my handicap!! Let's just say I get good value for my money when I play, (number of shots) and also good exercise as well!!

Mark Twain once said, "The game of golf is a good walk spoiled by a little white ball."

I do about the same as you at the game on a given day. I have yet to break 100, and that's not going to happen at any time in the future, I'm sorry to say.

Cheers,
William

 

[SeinDude]

Originally posted by you_idiot
Mark Twain once said, "The game of golf is a good walk spoiled by a little white ball."

I do about the same as you at the game on a given day. I have yet to break 100, and that's not going to happen at any time in the future, I'm sorry to say.

you_idiot,

My best score over 18 holes is 102, done twice.

Cheers!!
SeinDude

 

[FreeSpeech]

Originally posted by SeinDude


you_idiot,

My golf handicap is what's holding me back... a complete lack of ability is my handicap!! Let's just say I get good value for my money when I play, (number of shots) and also good exercise as well!!

Cheers!!
SeinDude

Do you do any swimming training?

Cheers!

 

[SeinDude]

Originally posted by FreeSpeech
Do you do any swimming training?

Cheers!

Freespeech,

LOL!!

I just bring an extra pair of pants just incase, although I tell people it's just incase I get a hole in one!!

Cheers!!
SeinDude

 

[Slax]

Golf Tip:

1. Stay in the pub and think you might be able to play.
2. Stay in the pub and think it's a boring sport
3. stay in the pub and become totally inactive and care only about sport on TV.

why bother it's frustrating annoying, requires long walks in the sun and has no real purpose.

 

[Macca19]

my best score over 18 holes is 79.