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[Lance Uppercut]

So one day I went for a crap, happened to glance back, and freaked right out; as the bowl was all red, like I'd just shit out my intestines.

So, I spent the next 30 minutes or so convinced I had bowel cancer, and read up all about it online, before have the remarkably relieving memory of eating roast beetroot the night before!!

Since then, I've noticed it bad! In the shower once, it looked 100% like I was pissing blood (yes I do wee in the shower, so sue me!).

****ing freaky. Does anyone else experience beetroots dye expelling itself in your waste?

Apparently it affects about 7% of the population. I'd never noticed it though until about 6 months back, but I don't often look at my crap if I can help it, either

 

[Tex_21]

You're awesome. I wish I was like you.

 

[Dean3]

You can't beet a root.

* Had to be done.

 

[ben_cats_fan]

So one day I went for a crap, happened to glance back, and freaked right out; as the bowl was all red, like I'd just shit out my intestines.

So, I spent the next 30 minutes or so convinced I had bowel cancer, and read up all about it online, before have the remarkably relieving memory of eating roast beetroot the night before!!

Since then, I've noticed it bad! In the shower once, it looked 100% like I was pissing blood (yes I do wee in the shower, so sue me!).

****ing freaky. Does anyone else experience beetroots dye expelling itself in your waste?

Apparently it affects about 7% of the population. I'd never noticed it though until about 6 months back, but I don't often look at my crap if I can help it, either

God, I'm glad that I don't eat beetroot!!!

 

[Lance Uppercut]

You're awesome. I wish I was like you.

yeah it's kind of like having a superpower

 

[ripitup27]

Blue M&Ms lads, works every time. Green as kermit.

 

[torq]

So one day I went for a crap, happened to glance back, and freaked right out; as the bowl was all red, like I'd just shit out my intestines.

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[krusden]

****ing freaky. Does anyone else experience beetroots dye expelling itself in your waste?

i haven't but i am now determined to find out and then leave it somewhere like a toilet at the footy or something......................

 

[tess]

TLC is >>>>>> that way!

 

[Hoffy95]

TLC is >>>>>> that way!

You should post there.

 

[Power King]

5 stars for the lulz

 

[krusden]

TLC is >>>>>> that way!

oh cmon there.

this is a rational and medical discussion regarding

"possible creative uses for beetroot"!

 

[coke_zero]

red piss.hmm

 

[Lance Uppercut]

Blue M&Ms lads, works every time. Green as kermit.

nice! do you need many of them? I can feel some abstract art coming on!

TLC is >>>>>> that way!

Can you show me where?

i haven't but i am now determined to find out and then leave it somewhere like a toilet at the footy or something......................

lulz, please do. Let me know if it works. Have some beetroot and ride the rainbow!

red piss.hmm

hmmm indeed. It's ****ing freaky. Would make for some very interesting german pr0n movies

 

[xamol]

Yep, have a good portion of red beet on my salad every day. hence, when have a piss about an hour later, it has a nice crimson tinge to it.

 

[ripitup27]

nice! do you need many of them? I can feel some abstract art coming on!

Just one of those bags that hangs from your average supermarket or petrol station shelf. Not the smaller ones, the bigger ones. Must be all blue as well, like the promotion they have now.

I had no idea what was going on at first. M&Ms with Gatorade are my standard hangover cures and at first I thought the colour was caused by booze. Then it happened when I wasn;t drinking but only eating the M&Ms. Fluro green. Studies have shown it works.

 

[likka]

Funny post, although I'd imagine the 30 minutes convinced you have bowel cancer were not fun.

The biological equivalent of the ol' red sock in a load of white washing.

Had a similar experience drinking Guinness, as my poo turned jet black... although my initial diagnosis was the plague, not bowel cancer (was pissed at the time). Immediately thought of the "bring out your dead" Monty Python scene.

 

[likka]

nice! do you need many of them? I can feel some abstract art coming on!

Hang yourself from a sex swing and you can draw inspiration from Jackson Pollock.

 

[Plogs]

Pics or it didn't happen.

Sometimes if i do a gem shit i will take a picture of it on the phone & send it to mates. Around dinner time is the best. Done one a few months ago that was a lenghtly, near perfect S. "S" for shit was the appropriate caption.

Still have the picture.

 

[Hoffy95]

Sometimes if i do a gem shit i will take a picture of it on the phone & send it to mates. Around dinner time is the best. Done one a few months ago that was a lenghtly, near perfect S. "S" for shit was the appropriate caption.

Still have the picture.

I did one on the weekend that was bigger than Bono.

80+ Katie Courics.

Go ahead and check it for splits. It's one solid piece.

 

[Plogs]

I did one on the weekend that was bigger than Bono.

80+ Katie Courics.

Go ahead and check it for splits. It's one solid piece.

There is a couple of small cracks in my masterpiece & one at around 50% when the sphincter contracted.

 

[Meow]

So one day I went for a crap, happened to glance back, and freaked right out; as the bowl was all red, like I'd just shit out my intestines.

So, I spent the next 30 minutes or so convinced I had bowel cancer, and read up all about it online, before have the remarkably relieving memory of eating roast beetroot the night before!!

Since then, I've noticed it bad! In the shower once, it looked 100% like I was pissing blood (yes I do wee in the shower, so sue me!).

****ing freaky. Does anyone else experience beetroots dye expelling itself in your waste?

Apparently it affects about 7% of the population. I'd never noticed it though until about 6 months back, but I don't often look at my crap if I can help it, either

Exactly the same happened to me once. The only difference was that I ate an entire Packet of Red Licorice. I was shocked when it happened and fretted for the next Two Hours about the prospect of having Bowel Cancer.
I then remembered that I'd pigged out on Red Licorice that day and felt a Huge Wave of relief pass over me.

 

[Power King]

Sometimes if i do a gem shit i will take a picture of it on the phone & send it to mates. Around dinner time is the best. Done one a few months ago that was a lenghtly, near perfect S. "S" for shit was the appropriate caption.

Still have the picture.

There is a couple of small cracks in my masterpiece & one at around 50% when the sphincter contracted.

^genuine LOL

That is great

I have been inspired now...

 

[LondonCalling]

Yeah, the after Guinness shit is always disturbing.

Anyone remember the Blue Pepsi from about 5 years ago?

Drink a shitload of that, and end up with a neon blue shit. Unbelievable.

 

[Red Black and Blue]

You should post there.