Roast Grumpy Old Thread- 10k posts of whinging

[Gasometer]

Get the book i tell yas.

Aweome read!

 

[koshari]

Bmx.

yep, used to be a huge BMX fan as a kid and really never forgot about it, just goes to show that not only hipsters can ride single speeds,

 

[Gasometer]

FoxtelGo App.

New update.

Doesn't work....Google Play meltdowns with comments.

 

[big_e]

Today I googled "how to tell a client to get ****ed". It's been that kind of week.

 

[Gasometer]

Today I googled "how to tell a client to get ******". It's been that kind of week.

Amswers were.....?

 

[big_e]

Amswers were.....?

Do it nicely. In other words, don't use the words "get ****ed".

Anyway, ditching this client in a couple of weeks. Sometimes the money just ain't worth it.

 

[KiwiRoo]

Do it nicely. In other words, don't use the words "get ******".

Anyway, ditching this client in a couple of weeks. Sometimes the money just ain't worth it.

just put their fee up big time ..nothing says get ******* like a big bill for minimal work

 

[big_e]

just put their fee up big time ..nothing says get ******* like a big bill for minimal work

Nup. I'm done. Not worth thinking about him any more.

 

[Gasometer]

All the gifs...all the memes...all the GD Threads...and post #27 in the 'Player called me Thread' ....with 6 odd words...is my most ever liked post.

Sorry Maj.

 

[koshari]

FoxtelGo App.

New update.

Doesn't work....Google Play meltdowns with comments.

just goes to show that the GD thread isnt the only place where emotion spills over.

 

[big_e]

All the gifs...all the memes...all the GD Threads...and post #27 in the 'Player called me Thread' ....with 6 odd words...is my most ever liked post.

Sorry Maj.

I cracked the ton on the MB over summer, and have got into the 80s a couple more times. There's a formula to it.

 

[chugginon]

I was GRUMPY today . Driving along a fairly busy road.. was tailgated, then beeped LOUDLY as the truck driver passed. Then a James Bond type of car followed a couple of kms .. double line.. he couldn't pass. When he did... wow . the horn was used... . Do people want every one to break the speed limit so they can go faster ??

 

[giantroo]

I was GRUMPY today . Driving along a fairly busy road.. was tailgated, then beeped LOUDLY as the truck driver passed. Then a James Bond type of car followed a couple of kms .. double line.. he couldn't pass. When he did... wow . the horn was used... . Do people want every one to break the speed limit so they can go faster ??

Speaking of being grumpy, some prick was deliberately driving 20km under the limit on the freeway in the right lane. He then went even slower to 60 when I flashed my lights. No traffic in sight. Unbelievable!

 

[big_e]

Some bloke was having a wank in the next toilet cubicle just now.

 

[Hojuman]

Some bloke was having a wank in the next toilet cubicle just now.

Was he grumpy and old ? Well.............maybe not after, but before ?

 

[Gasometer]

Speaking of being grumpy, some prick was deliberately driving 20km under the limit on the freeway in the right lane. He then went even slower to 60 when I flashed my lights. No traffic in sight. Unbelievable!

Maybe that was chugginon ?

 

[SpiderBurton22]

Some bloke was having a wank in the next toilet cubicle just now.

Were you looking through the glory hole?

NTTAWWT.

 

[giantroo]

Maybe that was chugginon ?

Nah, this guy was a tradie and it was in Melbourne.

 

[big_e]

Were you looking through the glory hole?

NTTAWWT.

Well if you must know....

I could see a tell-tale repetitive-movement shadow, and thought he could have a nervous twitch or something, maybe his leg was bouncing up and down.

But as I was walking out of the dunnies I made the mistake of glancing over my shoulder and seeing a shadow on the floor that put the issue beyond doubt.

 

[Samsquanch]

Maybe that was chugginon ?

I only read the reply, not quoted text. I thought you were replying to this...

Some bloke was having a wank in the next toilet cubicle just now.

 

[naturally north]

My mother flooded her unit at the retirement village on Sunday, she is 82 and has ****ing moved in !! FFS! Seems the insurance company are taking their bleeding time. They freaking haven't met her. If her name was Judy you'd call her Judge.

Crickey she would win this thread hands down if she new how to operate a computer. Four nights she quoted tic toc. Gunna be a loooong week or so. Am just hanging in there, anyone got a spare room? Not fussed about my wife and kids. Can cook, am clean and will pay....... cash!!

 

[Gasometer]

Nah, this guy was a tradie and it was in Melbourne.

Where does chugginon live?

Where do you live?

Maybe I start a 'Where do you live' thread?

 

[naturally north]

Where does chugginon live?

Where do you live?

Maybe I start a 'Where do you live' thread?

My mother lives with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Gasometer]

My mother flooded her unit at the retirement village on Sunday, she is 82 and has ******* moved in !! FFS! Seems the insurance company are taking their bleeding time. They freaking haven't met her. If her name was Judy you'd call her Judge.

Crickey she would win this thread hands down if she new how to operate a computer. Four nights she quoted tic toc. Gunna be a loooong week or so. Am just hanging in there, anyone got a spare room? Not fussed about my wife and kids. Can cook, am clean and will pay....... cash!!

Did you get a Carpet Cleaner in with big dryer fans?

 

[naturally north]

Did you get a Carpet Cleaner in with big dryer fans?

Yep and also tried to convince the National Guard that this is an emergency.