Haiku

[Mocca]

Rohan's freestyling
Not bound by staid Haiku rules
Or can't count, perhaps?

 

[Captain Random]

It's all very odd.
Maybe he thinks syllable's
Basil Fawlty's wife?

 

[goal_umpire]

it looks like that the troll called sniper is back

 

[Sly77]

Originally posted by suzi_olsen
it looks like that the troll called sniper is back

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *can't hold back any longer*......................................

Ok Suzi, why do you think the troll "sniper" is back?

 

[goal_umpire]

Originally posted by Sly77


Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr *can't hold back any longer*......................................

Ok Suzi, why do you think the troll "sniper" is back?

Read the name of the newest member. It practically gives it away.

 

[Captain Random]

Suzi, my old mate:
Come and join the fun. But first
You must learn to read.

 

[goal_umpire]

Originally posted by carneagles
Suzi, my old mate:
Come and join the fun. But first
You must learn to read.

I did read this thread.

Funny thing is I don't think that you know how to read

 

[Mocca]

She's rubber, you're glue
It simply bounces off her
And it sticks to you

 

[goal_umpire]

Does Haiku SNIPER give you any clues?

 

[Captain Random]

The word SNIPER's proof!
This guy carneagles' the one
Who shot JFK!

 

[Macca19]

Suzi Olsen is
A stupid, moronic liar!
She will report me!

 

[Santos L Helper]

Santos snipes peanuts
peanuts scream murder to mods
Santos smirk at nerd

 

[Brad Goodman]

This is not quite fair
Why start giving Rohan grief
Sans inviting me

(So close, why does without have to have two syllables!)

 

[Bomber Spirit]

BigFooty is cool
But for a long night online
I need alcohol.

 

[Richmondfan#1]

5 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables

Did it this year and year 6.

Went to the vid shop
The Rescuers is broken
Looks like Monsters Inc

 

[Grendel]

Originally posted by Richmondfan#1

Went to the vid shop
The Rescuers is broken
Looks like Monsters Inc

This one wins it for me.

Football is now gone
new season we wait upon
seems wait much to long

 

[Richmondfan#1]

Originally posted by Grendel


This one wins it for me.

Thanks very much Gren
However what will I win
I hope it's money

 

[goal_umpire]

Macca19 plants personal attacks
he dishes it out but can't take it for smack
Bluey and Fred have warned everyone about this
But all Macca19 and everyone else do is hiss
Give it up please you grumpy old farts
If you don't you will get a nice cream tart
in your face.
So no more planting personal attacks

 

[Captain Random]

Suzi, Suzi, Suze:
Are you God's cruellest mistake
Or an über troll?

 

[Bomber Spirit]

Originally posted by carneagles
Suzi, Suzi, Suze:
Are you God's cruellest mistake
Or an über troll?

She's a goal umpire
Welcome to her ignore list
You're an inverzile.

(Sorry Suzi, couldn't resist it. Feel free to retaliate by making a haiku sending me up if you want).

 

[Mooster7]

Working a day off
Weekend night no ****ing less
Some **** called in sick

Could be with hot chick
but posting on bigfooty
no ****-* for you

Let some Zen haiku master top that and he can kiss my ***