Game Has your club ever been so shit , The Age ran a 3-part story investigating why?

[Saveloy Rockstar]

Give it up battered sav - no one is a buyer of the "braveheart little nicky hypothesis" stop pwning yourself.

Give it up JAB - no one is a buyer of your "but but Nick Daicos..." deflection, stop pwning yourself

11,000 days coming up this September

 

[frggr]

Think we're going to see a few follow ups

 

[jannissary]

thank you jake niall

 

[Chronz]

JustaBattler how's choketank workin out for ya?
Looks like part 4 will be out tomorrow.

 

[the avoca drover]

Watch out for the comeback boofhead!

I’m waiting.

 

[JustaBattler]

I’m waiting.

You Richmond flogs should have more faith in your Club - what a great win for a bunch of kids who just discovered if you work harder you win.

 

[STPer18]

Don't even need to write part 4, CarlSHITank just delivered it for us.

 

[zackah]

Things could be worse.

Could they?

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Could they?

Yes we are not St Kilda or Freo

 

[Mofra]

Could they?

Yes

Carlton take immediate action as awkward situation emerges

The club has gone silent after the embarrassing loss and a radio station got caught out on Friday morning.

7news.com.au

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

I think OP deserves a Flogstadamus prefix zackah

We deserve all the shit we are copping our way.

 

[zackah]

I think OP deserves a Flogstadamus prefix zackah

We deserve all the shit we are copping our way.

Wasn't really a prediction though. Was just stating a well known fact that you are shizen

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Wasn't really a prediction though. Was just stating a well known fact that you are shizen

We will still win a final again before your mob. Enjoy Cousin Brad for 4 more glorious years

 

[Feraligatr]

"Has your club ever been so shit"

I mean yes but not sure if we got a whole investigation into it. That's next level

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Just realised we are on like 17 prime Time TV spots this season which means we will get more flogs to watch us embarrass ourselves FML

Damn you Channel 7 you trolls

 

[frggr]

Part IV:

The embarrassing comedy of errors that brought the Blues undone

Carlton were meant to be in the hunt for a premiership. These are the moments that infuriated their fans as they coughed up a 41-point lead to the wooden spoon favourites.

www.theage.com.au

 

[catscratchfever]

Carltoon have won 2 of their last 10 games since smashing 18thmond by 61 points at the 'G in round 16 last year. Those two wins were against Norf and the West Coast Giggles

 

[Aristotle Pickett the3rd]

Saw Ange Christou in Woolies last night. Poor guy is showing the strain of 30 years of disappointment, and most likely 30 years of being inundated with requests for corporates events and sportsman's nights, being one of a handful players associated with Carlton's most recent success.


*also probably weighed down by the second-hand embarrassment of Carlton fans recycling his trademark woof for that poor man's Christou who resembles YouTube's most famous kebab reviewer.

Great story bro, we all believe you.

 

[sthmelb_dimmies]

 

[sthmelb_dimmies]

If you're a Carlton flog, welcome aboard:

‘An absolute nightmare’: Sacked Carlton coaches reveal the depth of turmoil during dark era

Carlton’s 30-year premiership drought is second only to St Kilda among clubs that joined the competition before 1995. This is the first of a three-part investigation into why one of the AFL’s biggest clubs has been starved of success.

www.theage.com.au

A whole book was written on how shit Fitzroy were.

Doesn’t bode well for Carlton’s trajectory. Merger/migration incoming?

 

[mrherman]

The Age is rubbish but what's wrong with The Guardian?
Do facts scare you?

Everything it’s not much more than a propaganda machine dribbling the other side of the world that newscorpse doesn’t

 

[Kabanna]

“Has your club ever been so shit”

Yes we have, but nobody gave 2 shits about us up here to write a 3 page spread about how shit we were. Reporters for the Courier Fail are just as bad as your average Brisbane Lions bandwagoner.

 

[Pistol Night]

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Juddy looks like he suffered a stroke here. Thats how ****ed the joint is

 

[Mofra]

Thread still valid

 

[frggr]

I think we're probably due another chapter in this series!